Cold Callers Comedy

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  • Bonus Mini Episodes containing a mix of exclusive material and bloopers from the show!
  • You get to join our Patreon-Only Facebook group - where you chat about us behind our backs. DISCLAIMER - we will probably read everything.
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Ice Cold Caller

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  • Everything that Tier 1 gets plus:
  • Exclusive voting power. You get to vote in polls to decide which film we choose to play with our guests in our 1 Star Movie Review Segment.
  • You get a personal "thank you" on our podcast when you first join
  • An Official Cold Callers Comedy Badge
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  • Call Out!
  • An Official Cold Callers Comedy Badge
  • Private community
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Stone Cold Caller

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  • Everything you get in Tiers 1 and 2 plus:
  • Stay a Stone Cold Caller for at least 2 months and you will receive an official Cold Callers Comedy T-Shirt (and in case of international shipping) to be mailed along with the badge
  • Exclusive Bonus Mini Episodes & Bloopers
  • Call Out!
  • An Official Cold Callers Comedy Badge
  • An Official Cold Callers Comedy T-Shirt
  • Private community
  • Exclusive Voting Power




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About Cold Callers Comedy

Welcome to the Cold Callers Comedy Patreon Page!

The fastest way to contact is via the Patreon Page is direct message us. However you can always message us on TwitterInstagram or Facebook.
Be sure to check out our VIDEOS on Youtube as well!

WHO THE HELL ARE WE?! You might well be asking and we shall try to answer.

Baby (Ryan Brannon) was one listless summer away from the Peace Corps. Hoping to enjoy her youth while it lasted, but was disappointed when her summer plans deposited her at a sleepy resort in the Catskills with her parents. Her luck turned around, however, when the resort's dance instructor, Johnny (Paul Rich), enlisted Baby as his new partner, and the two fell in love. Baby's father forbid her from seeing Johnny, but she was determined to help him perform the last big dance of the summer.
Yes... That was dirty dancing but the way we met was quite similar... Except completely different at the same time.

We are Paul Rich & Ryan Brannon and we met way back in 2007 and immediately hit it off, realising we had a great rapport and shared the same sense of humour. A wonderful working relationship blossomed including working on comedy songs, writing a sitcom, sketches and working on podcasts.
We love working together and wish it could become a full time job, but sadly, all too often, life gets in the way. We have to make ends meet with "proper" jobs, which means we can't work on what we love as often as we'd like.

Why Support Cold Callers Comedy?

If you adore new comedy writing and want to see something fresh. You can really help us achieve our dreams of becoming the next Bill and Ben or... Sage & Onion... or Mario Brothers.

We'd love to finally get to working on our sitcom, get it produced and filmed. We'd love to make a real go of putting our comedy podcast on the map.

Using Patreon means you can safely and securely support our work. By helping us, you enable us to provide free content for a long as possible for everyone.

A BIG thank you.

Even if you are unable to support us this time, maybe you know someone who can? And we appreciate the time you took to read this and consider us even remotely worthy of your support.

All the very best

Paul & Ryan

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When we reach £500 a month, we'll be able to create a new podcast series called 'Hollywood: Off Script', which will see us acting out entire movies, as accurately as possible, without the script, within an hours time-frame. Each Month we will pick a lucky Patreon to choose a film for us. And remotely record a few lines from the film. We would then insert them onto the episode. Like a cameo!
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