Collapsosaurus Rex is creating laughter out of chaos.
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Welcome to Collapsosaurus Rex!

Civilization may be collapsing all around us (Spoiler Alert: It definitely is), but that doesn't mean we can't try to have some laughs together before this epic shitshow wraps for good.

Most websites and media outlets will blow hopium smoke up your ass to keep you consuming and pretending everything is fine, but here at CRex we speak the truth even when the truth is depressing as hell. We won't pull any punches or sugar-coat reality, but we will try to help you make it through the last days of the human race with black humor, cutting commentary and (somewhat childish) comics and illustrations.

Our main site at Collapsosaurus-Rex.com features (semi) humorous articles about the causes of collapse, in-depth analysis of major events, coping strategies and links to other information we find useful in preparing for the inevitable. By joining our Patreon community, you'll gain access to members-only content including exclusive articles, drawings, behind-the-scenes commentary and occasional Q&A sessions with our writing team.

Please keep in mind as you read our content that we’re not making fun of anyone suffering through the collapse, we’re just trying to lighten the mood a bit as we all wait for the end, like a convict in a clown outfit tap-dancing down death row.

Join us today and help turn chaos into laughter. Sometimes it's the only way to get through the days.

— Collapsosaurus Rex
Tiers
Casual Collapsosaur
$1 or more per month
For those without a lot of money or time to spend, this tier gives you access to our Patreon community, with all the benefits that entails.
Collapsosaurian
$4 or more per month
For a buck a week, you not only get to join our Patreon community, you also gain early access to all of our articles, blog posts and other online content.
Committed Collapsosaur
$10 or more per month
This tier includes all the benefits from previous levels, along with exclusive content that may include comics, posters, desktop backgrounds and other digital deliverables.
Royal Collapsosaur
$100 or more per month
This tier is pricey because along with all the benefits of previous tiers, you also gain email access to our writing staff, who will dutifully pretend to care about your opinions. At this tier you can suggest topics for new articles, participate in exclusive Q&A sessions and ask for personalized advice for your unique situation.
Goals
0 of 100 patrons
When we reach 100 patrons we'll create a Thank You page on Collapsosaurus-Rex.com listing supporters with links to their favorite blogs and websites.
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Welcome to Collapsosaurus Rex!

Civilization may be collapsing all around us (Spoiler Alert: It definitely is), but that doesn't mean we can't try to have some laughs together before this epic shitshow wraps for good.

Most websites and media outlets will blow hopium smoke up your ass to keep you consuming and pretending everything is fine, but here at CRex we speak the truth even when the truth is depressing as hell. We won't pull any punches or sugar-coat reality, but we will try to help you make it through the last days of the human race with black humor, cutting commentary and (somewhat childish) comics and illustrations.

Our main site at Collapsosaurus-Rex.com features (semi) humorous articles about the causes of collapse, in-depth analysis of major events, coping strategies and links to other information we find useful in preparing for the inevitable. By joining our Patreon community, you'll gain access to members-only content including exclusive articles, drawings, behind-the-scenes commentary and occasional Q&A sessions with our writing team.

Please keep in mind as you read our content that we’re not making fun of anyone suffering through the collapse, we’re just trying to lighten the mood a bit as we all wait for the end, like a convict in a clown outfit tap-dancing down death row.

Join us today and help turn chaos into laughter. Sometimes it's the only way to get through the days.

— Collapsosaurus Rex

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Tiers
Casual Collapsosaur
$1 or more per month
For those without a lot of money or time to spend, this tier gives you access to our Patreon community, with all the benefits that entails.
Collapsosaurian
$4 or more per month
For a buck a week, you not only get to join our Patreon community, you also gain early access to all of our articles, blog posts and other online content.
Committed Collapsosaur
$10 or more per month
This tier includes all the benefits from previous levels, along with exclusive content that may include comics, posters, desktop backgrounds and other digital deliverables.
Royal Collapsosaur
$100 or more per month
This tier is pricey because along with all the benefits of previous tiers, you also gain email access to our writing staff, who will dutifully pretend to care about your opinions. At this tier you can suggest topics for new articles, participate in exclusive Q&A sessions and ask for personalized advice for your unique situation.