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I am Control Patrol. I make music, and have been writing and recording my songs all by my lonesome since High School. I play everything myself, drums (real and synthetic), bass, keyboards, guitar, kazoo, jaw harp, and nose whistle or whatever the stupid song seems to want. And I'm not just being self-deprecating when I say "stupid song", I revel in the silly, stupid, pointless, and pointful, as long as it doesn't take itself too seriously. In fact, BY FAR, my top streaming song is a list of potty words that would make a 1st grade teacher blush but would make their kids stifle a giggle.

I have been doing this all my life and will continue to do so until I die, but if anyone out there likes what I'm doing I would LOVE to have your support. Currently, I'm engaged in a challenge/bet with a friend and ex-bandmate who challenged me to put out 2 albums a year just because I can. I challenged him right back, and we are currently in our second year of this fun but sometimes exhausting venture. We both really enjoyed it though, and plan to try and keep it up for the foreseeable future. You don't have to support me to hear those albums, I will put them all up on streaming as they come out. But if you do, I'll let you hear stuff as I'm working on it or coming up with it instead of just the shiny "polished" final version that gets released. I also have literally hundreds of unpublished tracks from my earlier work that I would be happy to give access to anyone who likes me enough to want to support what I'm doing.

That's pretty much it. I make music. I'm gonna continue to make it no matter what. But if you like what I do and have a few bucks to throw my way, it will definitely make my life and my work easier to do what I do or maybe even do more. Thank you for reading this (I know you probably didn't really read all this, did you?) and super duper thank you to anyone who likes my silly songs enough to join me for the ride. Rock over Paris, rock on Portland. Control Patrol. It's the band that's not really a band.
I am Control Patrol. I make music, and have been writing and recording my songs all by my lonesome since High School. I play everything myself, drums (real and synthetic), bass, keyboards, guitar, kazoo, jaw harp, and nose whistle or whatever the stupid song seems to want. And I'm not just being self-deprecating when I say "stupid song", I revel in the silly, stupid, pointless, and pointful, as long as it doesn't take itself too seriously. In fact, BY FAR, my top streaming song is a list of potty words that would make a 1st grade teacher blush but would make their kids stifle a giggle.

I have been doing this all my life and will continue to do so until I die, but if anyone out there likes what I'm doing I would LOVE to have your support. Currently, I'm engaged in a challenge/bet with a friend and ex-bandmate who challenged me to put out 2 albums a year just because I can. I challenged him right back, and we are currently in our second year of this fun but sometimes exhausting venture. We both really enjoyed it though, and plan to try and keep it up for the foreseeable future. You don't have to support me to hear those albums, I will put them all up on streaming as they come out. But if you do, I'll let you hear stuff as I'm working on it or coming up with it instead of just the shiny "polished" final version that gets released. I also have literally hundreds of unpublished tracks from my earlier work that I would be happy to give access to anyone who likes me enough to want to support what I'm doing.

That's pretty much it. I make music. I'm gonna continue to make it no matter what. But if you like what I do and have a few bucks to throw my way, it will definitely make my life and my work easier to do what I do or maybe even do more. Thank you for reading this (I know you probably didn't really read all this, did you?) and super duper thank you to anyone who likes my silly songs enough to join me for the ride. Rock over Paris, rock on Portland. Control Patrol. It's the band that's not really a band.

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