Soph is creating a generation of dissidents
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I overdosed on Miralax and now I'm terrorizing YouTube from hell.

If you want to prevent Gen Z from becoming like Millennials, keep
me off the streets and away from crack, and be mildly entertained
while the world as you know it comically crumbles away, please
consider surrendering a couple of your precious shekels to the 
channel.

On the off chance that my e-begging convinces you to toss your
money into this tire-fire of a cause, you will receive some amalgam
of rewards depending on how much you choose to donate, to ease
the pain of having just thrown money at a 14 year-old on the internet.

Exclusive Content Includes:


Soph's Shortwave Telecomms
- The weekly livestream in which
I put my ear to the blesséd terrain of this Earth, as my Native
American ancestors would, so I can listen to your prayers and
answer them forthrightly.

Side Order -
The crystallization of the excess residue accumulated
in the nooks and crannies of a new piece of content during its
filming, that is then scraped off and reprocessed into delectable
creative leftovers for your Patreon-Exclusive enjoyment -- including,
but not limited to: Behind The Scenes Mess-Ups, Bloopers and
Bleepers; White Ring Extremist Radicalization {Secret Society,
don't ask}; titillating musings about the sociopolitical landscape
coming from two likely mentally ill underage Creative Powerhouses
who cry when their mothers get angry at them; and So! Much! More!

The Kabbalah Special -
Minecraft livestreaming in its apex form.
Given that it is the current year, all the things you once considered
lame are now to be revised, and of course, classic-style straight-up
Let's Plays are also subject to repackaging. In this never-before-seen
found footage-style episodic documentary series, you will follow the
journey of three brainsick juvie inmates live as they ramble their way
through the procedurally generated greentop-world of their favorite
autism-therapy videogame.
Tiers
Farthead
$1 or more per month

You are now an honorable troop of the zoomer army. The respect of youngsters shall follow you wherever you go.


At this tier, you get:

- Access to the patron-only feed

- Access to archived and new weekly talk streams (Soph's Shortwave Telecomms)

- The warmth of my eternal appreciation for you

Goober
$5 or more per month

Self-explanatory.


At this tier, you get all previous rewards, plus:

- Your name in video credits (your name can be literally anything)

- Access to exclusive content (Side Order, archives of The Kabbalah Special, Bonus Viddies)   

Cool Guy-Oid
$10 or more per month

 You have bought yourself into the phenotype of the superior race. 


At this tier, you get all previous rewards, plus:

- Your name will be featured more prominently in the credits, along with a safe-for-work picture of your choosing

Reverse Suicide Package
$20 or more per month

With contributions this large, I will make sure that your spirit is forvever hoisted off of the underground hell train. Thank you.


At this tier, you get all previous rewards, plus:

- Access to videos 24 hours early

The Kabbalah Special
$25 or more per month (sold out!)

*22 EXCLUSIVE*!!! Very Limited (RARE) slots for you to join the Minecraft server, and brownbrick with the best of them. A non-stop stream of Aspergers therapy + fun times. 


At this tier, you get all previous rewards, plus:

- Access to the Minecraft server where Victor and I play for The Kabbalah Special every Saturday

I overdosed on Miralax and now I'm terrorizing YouTube from hell.

If you want to prevent Gen Z from becoming like Millennials, keep
me off the streets and away from crack, and be mildly entertained
while the world as you know it comically crumbles away, please
consider surrendering a couple of your precious shekels to the 
channel.

On the off chance that my e-begging convinces you to toss your
money into this tire-fire of a cause, you will receive some amalgam
of rewards depending on how much you choose to donate, to ease
the pain of having just thrown money at a 14 year-old on the internet.

Exclusive Content Includes:


Soph's Shortwave Telecomms
- The weekly livestream in which
I put my ear to the blesséd terrain of this Earth, as my Native
American ancestors would, so I can listen to your prayers and
answer them forthrightly.

Side Order -
The crystallization of the excess residue accumulated
in the nooks and crannies of a new piece of content during its
filming, that is then scraped off and reprocessed into delectable
creative leftovers for your Patreon-Exclusive enjoyment -- including,
but not limited to: Behind The Scenes Mess-Ups, Bloopers and
Bleepers; White Ring Extremist Radicalization {Secret Society,
don't ask}; titillating musings about the sociopolitical landscape
coming from two likely mentally ill underage Creative Powerhouses
who cry when their mothers get angry at them; and So! Much! More!

The Kabbalah Special -
Minecraft livestreaming in its apex form.
Given that it is the current year, all the things you once considered
lame are now to be revised, and of course, classic-style straight-up
Let's Plays are also subject to repackaging. In this never-before-seen
found footage-style episodic documentary series, you will follow the
journey of three brainsick juvie inmates live as they ramble their way
through the procedurally generated greentop-world of their favorite
autism-therapy videogame.

Recent posts by Soph

Tiers
Farthead
$1 or more per month

You are now an honorable troop of the zoomer army. The respect of youngsters shall follow you wherever you go.


At this tier, you get:

- Access to the patron-only feed

- Access to archived and new weekly talk streams (Soph's Shortwave Telecomms)

- The warmth of my eternal appreciation for you

Goober
$5 or more per month

Self-explanatory.


At this tier, you get all previous rewards, plus:

- Your name in video credits (your name can be literally anything)

- Access to exclusive content (Side Order, archives of The Kabbalah Special, Bonus Viddies)   

Cool Guy-Oid
$10 or more per month

 You have bought yourself into the phenotype of the superior race. 


At this tier, you get all previous rewards, plus:

- Your name will be featured more prominently in the credits, along with a safe-for-work picture of your choosing

Reverse Suicide Package
$20 or more per month

With contributions this large, I will make sure that your spirit is forvever hoisted off of the underground hell train. Thank you.


At this tier, you get all previous rewards, plus:

- Access to videos 24 hours early

The Kabbalah Special
$25 or more per month (sold out!)

*22 EXCLUSIVE*!!! Very Limited (RARE) slots for you to join the Minecraft server, and brownbrick with the best of them. A non-stop stream of Aspergers therapy + fun times. 


At this tier, you get all previous rewards, plus:

- Access to the Minecraft server where Victor and I play for The Kabbalah Special every Saturday