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The Church of Cosmic Indifference
acknowledges that the cosmos is uncaring and disinterested in humanity, which places humanity in the ultimate position to determine moral choices and effect well-being. We find the collection of imagery and symbolism widely known as the Cthulhu Mythos to be a fitting depiction of this cosmic indifference, and we hold the values of Humanism to be an appropriate response.

We spread this message of a disinterested cosmos in order to embolden and empower human beings to accept personal responsibility for defining their guiding principles and acting with integrity to life-affirming values. In addition, we want to foster authentic community where individuals can find a sense of belonging and create personally meaningful purpose, given that there is no objective purpose awaiting discovery.

As a tool for releasing anxiety and resentment, we practice the sacrament of calling upon the indifferent cosmos to curse those who offend us, so that we may focus on the more important work of creating meaning and living with authentic integrity. Likewise, we practice the sacrament of calling upon the indifferent cosmos to bless us and those we cherish, to provide a sense of comfort, connection, and encouragement, understanding that an indifferent cosmos is unlikely to heed or respond to our petitions.

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