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The Church of Cosmic Indifference acknowledges that the cosmos is uncaring and disinterested in humanity, which places humanity in the ultimate position to determine moral choices and effect well-being. We find the collection of imagery and symbolism widely known as the Cthulhu Mythos to be a fitting depiction of this cosmic indifference, and we hold the values of Humanism to be an appropriate response.

We spread this message of a disinterested cosmos in order to embolden and empower human beings to accept personal responsibility for defining their guiding principles and acting with integrity to life-affirming values. In addition, we want to foster authentic community where individuals can find a sense of belonging and create personally meaningful purpose, given that there is no objective purpose awaiting discovery.

As a tool for releasing anxiety and resentment, we practice the sacrament of calling upon the indifferent cosmos to curse those who offend us, so that we may focus on the more important work of creating meaning and living with authentic integrity. Likewise, we practice the sacrament of calling upon the indifferent cosmos to bless us and those we cherish, to provide a sense of comfort, connection, and encouragement, understanding that an indifferent cosmos is unlikely to heed or respond to our petitions.

We're honored to have you with us on the journey!
Tiers
Devout Enigma
$1 or more per month
  • Our sincere gratitude!
  • Early Access to each episode of the Cosmic Indifference podcast.


Inscrutable Alchemist
$5 or more per month
  • Separate recordings of any new music we create for episodes.
  • A curse or blessing of your choosing pronounced in an episode of the Cosmic Indifference podcast (once/month)
  • Plus all previous rewards
Reverent Contemplative
$10 or more per month
  • Secret and ineffective weekly petitions to the indifferent cosmos on your behalf.
  • Pastoral care, or "spiritual" guidance from Rev. Randolph by appointment
  • Plus all previous rewards
Transmundane Occultist
$20 or more per month
  • Priority invitations to special events
  • Plus all previous rewards
Illimitable Haruspex
$50 or more per month
  • Rev. Randolph will pay you a personal visit (within the continental U.S.) to officiate a child dedication, marriage, hand-fasting, celebration of life, or other ceremony, in alignment with the Cosmicist Humanist principles of the Church of Cosmic Indifference. (Additional travel costs may apply.) 
  • Plus all previous rewards
Incandescent Thaumaturge
$150 or more per month
  • The secret knowledge. 
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Goals
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If we reach sponsorship of $300/month, we will sponsor a portion of and attend NecronomiCon Providence 2019.
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The Church of Cosmic Indifference acknowledges that the cosmos is uncaring and disinterested in humanity, which places humanity in the ultimate position to determine moral choices and effect well-being. We find the collection of imagery and symbolism widely known as the Cthulhu Mythos to be a fitting depiction of this cosmic indifference, and we hold the values of Humanism to be an appropriate response.

We spread this message of a disinterested cosmos in order to embolden and empower human beings to accept personal responsibility for defining their guiding principles and acting with integrity to life-affirming values. In addition, we want to foster authentic community where individuals can find a sense of belonging and create personally meaningful purpose, given that there is no objective purpose awaiting discovery.

As a tool for releasing anxiety and resentment, we practice the sacrament of calling upon the indifferent cosmos to curse those who offend us, so that we may focus on the more important work of creating meaning and living with authentic integrity. Likewise, we practice the sacrament of calling upon the indifferent cosmos to bless us and those we cherish, to provide a sense of comfort, connection, and encouragement, understanding that an indifferent cosmos is unlikely to heed or respond to our petitions.

We're honored to have you with us on the journey!

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Tiers
Devout Enigma
$1 or more per month
  • Our sincere gratitude!
  • Early Access to each episode of the Cosmic Indifference podcast.


Inscrutable Alchemist
$5 or more per month
  • Separate recordings of any new music we create for episodes.
  • A curse or blessing of your choosing pronounced in an episode of the Cosmic Indifference podcast (once/month)
  • Plus all previous rewards
Reverent Contemplative
$10 or more per month
  • Secret and ineffective weekly petitions to the indifferent cosmos on your behalf.
  • Pastoral care, or "spiritual" guidance from Rev. Randolph by appointment
  • Plus all previous rewards
Transmundane Occultist
$20 or more per month
  • Priority invitations to special events
  • Plus all previous rewards
Illimitable Haruspex
$50 or more per month
  • Rev. Randolph will pay you a personal visit (within the continental U.S.) to officiate a child dedication, marriage, hand-fasting, celebration of life, or other ceremony, in alignment with the Cosmicist Humanist principles of the Church of Cosmic Indifference. (Additional travel costs may apply.) 
  • Plus all previous rewards
Incandescent Thaumaturge
$150 or more per month
  • The secret knowledge. 
  • Plus all previous rewards.