The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

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Cosmonaut Recruit
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Don't have a ton of disposable income? Thats A-OKAY. Patrons in this tier get a big warm thank you from all of us here at the Cosmodrome! Every little dollar counts and we appreciate your love and support! You will also gain access to all channel updates that we post to Patreon!
Cosmonaut Cadet
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Do you like BONUS CONTENT? We sure hope so. In this tier you can get most of the benefits that we're offering! This includes the following:

Full commentary tracks from our new show, the Cosmonaut Picture Show! You'll be able to watch along with the Cosmonauts with the full, uncut audio track from the show!

Cosmonaut Highlight Reel: Fun, edited videos of our best stream moments! Dan works tirelessly to scrub through our insanely long streams so you guys can get the best parts!

Sleepy Time With Meghan: IT RETURNS! Meghan will produce a full episode of her ASMR parody show every month for Patrons in this tier!

Cosmonaut Officer
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TEN DOLLARS? How generous of you! In this tier you get all of the above rewards, PLUS the following:

A discount in the official Cosmonaut Merch Store!

Thank-you-credits at the end of our big video uploads!




The Cosmonaut Variety Hour is a Youtube channel where Marcus, Dan, and Meghan watch movies, yell about TV shows, and fail horribly at videogames! For your enjoyment! You're welcome! Through our Patreon you can gain access to bonus content, store discounts, and all sorts of other goodies!

Plus, with every stretch goal we can grow towards using the channel as our main source of income! We really wanna quit our normal jobs, guys. BUT, the stretch goals will also unlock NEW and RETURNING shows! We want to make as many new videos as possible for you guys!
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Marcus really didn't want to do this, guys. He really didn't want to. But here it is...

The Cosmonauts will swallow their fear and finally return to their cult-classic series! Marcus only agreed to this because he doesn't think we'll make this much money. PROVE HIM WRONG.
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