Early access to every episode, thanks by name at the end of the next episode, access to the bonus episodes, and my undying love and appreciation. Also, Jesus will shake his head disapprovingly at your actions.
Early access to every episode, thanks by name on the next episode, access to bonus episodes, and my fiery, burning love. Should you choose, a message of yours will be shared on air during the next mailbag episode (just message me).
All the prior benefits, plus voting privileges in Patron-selected episodes. Also, somewhere in the multiverse, I will give you a private jet. I can’t guarantee which universe it will be in, but I can guarantee that it will happen in one of them.