COW CHOP is creating Online Video Content
1,909
patrons
$9,988
per month
Hello and welcome to the Patreon page for COW CHOP!  That's right, after a year and a half of desperately sucking milk from the teat of Mother YouTube, Cow Chop has finally come crawling to you with its hands out.  What a shameful and deeply pathetic display for such proud content creators.  Alas, the YouTube Ad Revenue apocalypse continues to scorch the earth in a permanent way, and many of you from the fan base have said to us:

"Guys, just make it easy.  I've bought the merch.  I'm good looking, I'm young, I have disposable income.  Just let me give you money in a way that goes directly to you."

FINE, we're not gonna fight you on it.  With Patreon you'll know that the most amount of your money is going directly to us; Patreon takes 5% of all donations and that's it.  We've tried to set up a system that is as easy and straightforward as it gets.  We've modeled our Patreon after the ease of signing up for a Twitch subscription.  You want to give 5 bucks a month?  Easy.  You'll get access to our Patreon feed where we'll be dumping all manner of exclusive Behind the Scenes goodies for you, the faithful friend of Milk Castle.  Photos, videos, who knows what we might send your way depending on how successful this is.  Here's the thing though: it will never interrupt normal content.  You're paying to keep the wheels greased and on the tracks, and our pledge to you will be more of the content you love with a little extra financial breathing room to do it right.  You want to give more than 5 bucks?  It's your money baby, follow your heart.  There's not a bonus for doing so, other than the warm feeling of helping us out because you yourself have those fabled "FAT STACKS" that once graced the content creators of old.

Whatever level you want to participate on, we sure as hell appreciate it.  Thank you.  🐮🔪

Tiers
Milk Club
$5 or more per month
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Sneak peek photos of upcoming releases
  • Patron-only polls
  • The satisfaction of giving your money to YouTubers instead of some filthy Twitch personality who reads your name wrong on stream
Elite Milk Club
$10 or more per month
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Sneak peek photos of upcoming releases
  • Patron-only polls
  • Inherent elitism of pledging more than the peasants around you
1% Milk Club
$25 or more per month
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Sneak peek photos of upcoming releases
  • Patron-only polls
  • The pure, deep sleep of the financially assured
Hello and welcome to the Patreon page for COW CHOP!  That's right, after a year and a half of desperately sucking milk from the teat of Mother YouTube, Cow Chop has finally come crawling to you with its hands out.  What a shameful and deeply pathetic display for such proud content creators.  Alas, the YouTube Ad Revenue apocalypse continues to scorch the earth in a permanent way, and many of you from the fan base have said to us:

"Guys, just make it easy.  I've bought the merch.  I'm good looking, I'm young, I have disposable income.  Just let me give you money in a way that goes directly to you."

FINE, we're not gonna fight you on it.  With Patreon you'll know that the most amount of your money is going directly to us; Patreon takes 5% of all donations and that's it.  We've tried to set up a system that is as easy and straightforward as it gets.  We've modeled our Patreon after the ease of signing up for a Twitch subscription.  You want to give 5 bucks a month?  Easy.  You'll get access to our Patreon feed where we'll be dumping all manner of exclusive Behind the Scenes goodies for you, the faithful friend of Milk Castle.  Photos, videos, who knows what we might send your way depending on how successful this is.  Here's the thing though: it will never interrupt normal content.  You're paying to keep the wheels greased and on the tracks, and our pledge to you will be more of the content you love with a little extra financial breathing room to do it right.  You want to give more than 5 bucks?  It's your money baby, follow your heart.  There's not a bonus for doing so, other than the warm feeling of helping us out because you yourself have those fabled "FAT STACKS" that once graced the content creators of old.

Whatever level you want to participate on, we sure as hell appreciate it.  Thank you.  🐮🔪

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Tiers
Milk Club
$5 or more per month
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Sneak peek photos of upcoming releases
  • Patron-only polls
  • The satisfaction of giving your money to YouTubers instead of some filthy Twitch personality who reads your name wrong on stream
Elite Milk Club
$10 or more per month
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Sneak peek photos of upcoming releases
  • Patron-only polls
  • Inherent elitism of pledging more than the peasants around you
1% Milk Club
$25 or more per month
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Sneak peek photos of upcoming releases
  • Patron-only polls
  • The pure, deep sleep of the financially assured