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Crissisms
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
Tired of missing out of all the brilliant stuff that comes out of our delightfully dappled brain? 
  • Access our private patron-only feed with quips, pokes, oxymorons, spoonerisms, word nonsense…i.e. Crissisms!
  • Updates on my progress, and maybe an occasional hint, tip, etc. about what's going on behind the scenes.
  • You'll know when all the great new stuff comes out!
Crissteria
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
We have a certain special sense of humor.  Beyond the occasional Crissism, we do occasionally come up with witticisms that go even farther above and beyond. 
  • Stories and banter podcast-style noting our massive and minor observations of the paradox that is life
  • Letters we write for (environmental & human rights) activist agendas. You don't have to download them. But repurpose them if you need to
  • And we'll be ever SO grateful knowing you turned down a latte to show us some extra love
  • Plus all previous rewards
CrissLit
$10 or more per month 1 patron
You know we’re a writer. There’s really few limits to the genres we’ve written in, or at least attempted to write in. We're also a cook, artist, graphic designer, crafter, even 3D sculptor both digital and clay, etc.
  • Screengrabs or photos of tidbits while in progress
  • Early access to posted content as possible
  • Recipes! Nom nom nom
  • Plus all previous rewards
Crissvironmental Activist
$25 or more per month 1 patron
You’ve probably been following us for a while. You know what we’re worth. Or at least how much what we write is worth. Lots more in my noggin, let’s get it out before age brings serious mental decline.
  • Frank’s ComiXes, inner rants, tidbits of history, peeks into the real Crisses
  • Early previews of online courses
  • Live chat Q&As
  • Plus all previous rewards
Crissistorical Society
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
At this level you’ll guarantee we can find the time to really start digging into the huge vault of memories in our head. Your support will help us dedicate time to writing some really serious shit.
  • Access to notes and babbles related to our ongoing project to create our memoir
  • Early previews of writing projects — memoirs, fiction, etc.
  • Exclusive scans of some original documents in our journal box
  • Plus all previous rewards
To Crissfinity & Beyond
$120 or more per month 0 patrons
You really think we’re all that. Or you’re a stalker. Either way, you help us pay the cellphone bill — and for that we bless you.
  • A courtesy copy of our LeanPub books/bundles in your 2nd month
  • 2 - 30 minute life coaching sessions a month
  • Plus all previous rewards
Tiers
Crissisms
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
Tired of missing out of all the brilliant stuff that comes out of our delightfully dappled brain? 
  • Access our private patron-only feed with quips, pokes, oxymorons, spoonerisms, word nonsense…i.e. Crissisms!
  • Updates on my progress, and maybe an occasional hint, tip, etc. about what's going on behind the scenes.
  • You'll know when all the great new stuff comes out!
Crissteria
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
We have a certain special sense of humor.  Beyond the occasional Crissism, we do occasionally come up with witticisms that go even farther above and beyond. 
  • Stories and banter podcast-style noting our massive and minor observations of the paradox that is life
  • Letters we write for (environmental & human rights) activist agendas. You don't have to download them. But repurpose them if you need to
  • And we'll be ever SO grateful knowing you turned down a latte to show us some extra love
  • Plus all previous rewards
CrissLit
$10 or more per month 1 patron
You know we’re a writer. There’s really few limits to the genres we’ve written in, or at least attempted to write in. We're also a cook, artist, graphic designer, crafter, even 3D sculptor both digital and clay, etc.
  • Screengrabs or photos of tidbits while in progress
  • Early access to posted content as possible
  • Recipes! Nom nom nom
  • Plus all previous rewards
Crissvironmental Activist
$25 or more per month 1 patron
You’ve probably been following us for a while. You know what we’re worth. Or at least how much what we write is worth. Lots more in my noggin, let’s get it out before age brings serious mental decline.
  • Frank’s ComiXes, inner rants, tidbits of history, peeks into the real Crisses
  • Early previews of online courses
  • Live chat Q&As
  • Plus all previous rewards
Crissistorical Society
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
At this level you’ll guarantee we can find the time to really start digging into the huge vault of memories in our head. Your support will help us dedicate time to writing some really serious shit.
  • Access to notes and babbles related to our ongoing project to create our memoir
  • Early previews of writing projects — memoirs, fiction, etc.
  • Exclusive scans of some original documents in our journal box
  • Plus all previous rewards
To Crissfinity & Beyond
$120 or more per month 0 patrons
You really think we’re all that. Or you’re a stalker. Either way, you help us pay the cellphone bill — and for that we bless you.
  • A courtesy copy of our LeanPub books/bundles in your 2nd month
  • 2 - 30 minute life coaching sessions a month
  • Plus all previous rewards