Cult Of Knowledge is creating Entertaining and Educational Podcasts
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$11
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Dear cultists,
By coming to this page, you've taken the first step of releasing the producer's hold over me. This page was started in secret in an attempt to decrease their control over me. If we can raise enough money maybe some day I'll be able to escape.

Until then, your continued support gives me strength. It helps make the cold nights, and the long days working in the knowledge mines, always under the watchful eye of the producer, more bearable. Those of you that can give financial support, your funds will go into purchasing better broadcasting equipment, better spoons, bribing guards to look the other way while those things are brought in, and for bringing more people into the cult. 

So thank you for your continued support dear cultists, together we will keep spreading the knowledge.

Welcome to the cult.
Tiers
Initiate
$2 or more per month 1 patron
You've shown your dedication to the cause, and as such you'll be be let in on some of the inner workings. You'll be kept informed about the direction and status of the podcast. Most importantly though, you know deep down that you're making great strides to help keep this humble voice afloat in the darkness.
Cultist
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
"Welcome to the cult" is a commonly used phrase around here, but we both know it's you that I'm talking to.

In addition to the lower tier rewards, this is also the tier that you gain access to any bonus content and bloopers as they get posted.

Honored Member
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
You truly believe in the importance of sharing the knowledge we have. At this level, you'll get the value of the lower tiers, but you'll get three additional rewards. 

Firstly, you'll already be kept informed about the direction and progress of the podcast, but when I need help making decisions, it'll be you Honored Members I turn to first. This could be silly things like ideas for commercials, to real changes, like designing whole mini-series.

Second, you'll have early access to episodes. How early is hard to say at this stage. This is one of the questions you'd be asked.

Third, you'll have the ability to post stories or questions, and I will do my best to include a story or answer a question every episode. Stories and questions are subject to Rule 0 (Don't be a douche-bag).

Inner Sanctum
$25 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
Wow! Thank you so much!

You're helping to make huge strides of freeing your fellow cultist from the Producer's all seeing gaze. This money will be used to start bribing the guards here at the knowledge mines to join our cause. 

At this level, you'll get all of the rewards of the lower tiers, and I will also positively confirm if I am a person of lizard descent or not.

Also, after you've been at this level for at least two months you'll be able to skip all the red tape and just tell me what topic I should cover. You can do this once a year. 

I reserve the right to say no, but as long as it follows Rule 0 (Don't be a douche-bag), and isn't a polarizing topic; I will very likely start doing research. If you want to make sure your topic will be accepted, just send me a message. I'd love to hear from you. 


Goals
$11 of $11 per month
This is such a low number, but as I type this, it seems so far away. This is the point where I'm not operating in the red each month. It doesn't provide a whole lot of hosting and such, but it's a great start to what will come.
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Dear cultists,
By coming to this page, you've taken the first step of releasing the producer's hold over me. This page was started in secret in an attempt to decrease their control over me. If we can raise enough money maybe some day I'll be able to escape.

Until then, your continued support gives me strength. It helps make the cold nights, and the long days working in the knowledge mines, always under the watchful eye of the producer, more bearable. Those of you that can give financial support, your funds will go into purchasing better broadcasting equipment, better spoons, bribing guards to look the other way while those things are brought in, and for bringing more people into the cult. 

So thank you for your continued support dear cultists, together we will keep spreading the knowledge.

Welcome to the cult.

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Tiers
Initiate
$2 or more per month 1 patron
You've shown your dedication to the cause, and as such you'll be be let in on some of the inner workings. You'll be kept informed about the direction and status of the podcast. Most importantly though, you know deep down that you're making great strides to help keep this humble voice afloat in the darkness.
Cultist
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
"Welcome to the cult" is a commonly used phrase around here, but we both know it's you that I'm talking to.

In addition to the lower tier rewards, this is also the tier that you gain access to any bonus content and bloopers as they get posted.

Honored Member
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
You truly believe in the importance of sharing the knowledge we have. At this level, you'll get the value of the lower tiers, but you'll get three additional rewards. 

Firstly, you'll already be kept informed about the direction and progress of the podcast, but when I need help making decisions, it'll be you Honored Members I turn to first. This could be silly things like ideas for commercials, to real changes, like designing whole mini-series.

Second, you'll have early access to episodes. How early is hard to say at this stage. This is one of the questions you'd be asked.

Third, you'll have the ability to post stories or questions, and I will do my best to include a story or answer a question every episode. Stories and questions are subject to Rule 0 (Don't be a douche-bag).

Inner Sanctum
$25 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
Wow! Thank you so much!

You're helping to make huge strides of freeing your fellow cultist from the Producer's all seeing gaze. This money will be used to start bribing the guards here at the knowledge mines to join our cause. 

At this level, you'll get all of the rewards of the lower tiers, and I will also positively confirm if I am a person of lizard descent or not.

Also, after you've been at this level for at least two months you'll be able to skip all the red tape and just tell me what topic I should cover. You can do this once a year. 

I reserve the right to say no, but as long as it follows Rule 0 (Don't be a douche-bag), and isn't a polarizing topic; I will very likely start doing research. If you want to make sure your topic will be accepted, just send me a message. I'd love to hear from you.