Jeff (dad)

is creating books, music & movie reviews

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À LA CARTE (DISCOUNT DADS)

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If you're short on cash and just want one of the perks listed in the $3.33 tiers, you can become a Discount Dad™ patron for $1/month. Basically just tell me what perk in the above categories you want and I'll hook you up.

(OFF LIMITS FOR THIS TIER: The 2nd perk in each tier above. So, no PHYSICAL BOOK, no PERSONAL ROCK OPERA, and no MOVIE REVIEW REQUESTS).

What is included for this tier in addition to your à la carte selection? Access to the "Behind the Scenes" posts here on Patreon. You're welcome.
  • Digital ebook or publication
  • Patron shout-out
  • Digital downloads
  • Exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes content

BOOK LOVERS PIZZA

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$3.33
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My hit website www.weeklybooks.net publishes FREE books every Friday under the pseudonym Vernon Howl who is definitely me and not a totally different person. You might be wondering what you get here since the books are free? Great question. Basically, you get:

  • PDFs of each book one week earlier than the gen pub
  • One physical book from the WB archive (of my choosing) mailed directly to you for every 3 months you are a patreon subscriber. This is called the Quarterly Choice Cut Special
  • The right to submit one book idea or book title idea per month (that I probably won't use but you hit 0% of the shots you don't take)
  • Your name (or pseudonym) listed on the main page of the website with link back to your own whatever (Twitter, etc. – this is an optional perk)
  • Exclusive "Behind the Scenes" posts here on Patreon detailing my "process" and stuff.
  • Digital ebook or publication
  • Merch
  • Patron shout-out
  • Behind-the-scenes content

MUSIC MONKEY MANIA

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$3.33
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Oh yea! aka ¢lub333, what can you say about this Tier that hasn't been said before? And by before, I mean via https://pizzapuppies.bandcamp.com/lub-333 where I have had this offer going for some time. Basically, you get:

  • All of the music I've ever made. We're talking like 50,000 songs (lol). I will send you links to Bandcamp
  • But the real "meat and potatoes" of this Tier is quite a whopper. When you subscribe, I will start writing you unique microsongs (~under 60 seconds each, maybe longer?) each and every month (** note: you must be a subscriber for 3 months for this perk to "activate" **).
    These microsongs are part of a rock opera and if you stay a subscriber for 100 months (just over 8 years), I will email you a repackaged 100-song rock opera complete with album art and liner notes. Just for you! When you complete this 100-month cycle, you will also get a certificate solidifying you as an official member of my band! You will be a bonafide Pizza Puppy FOR LIFE. Thank you for considering this fun offer. 100 months seems like a long time but it beats just staring at the calendar, letting each day, week, and month slowly slip by WITHOUT getting a 100-song concept album written in your honor. Let me be your little music monkey man (what) today.
  • Exclusive "Behind the Scenes" posts here on Patreon detailing my "process" and stuff.
  • Commissions (digital)
  • Digital downloads
  • Exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes content

About Jeff (dad)

Hello this is Jeff aka "dad" of patreon dot com slash dad fame. For the low low price of $3.33 you can either support my many books à la weeklybooks.net, my fading and ill-advised music career, and my foolish attempt at movie critique in both podcast and written word form.

Or, you can get the SATANIC BUY 2 GET 1 FREE special and nab all three levels for just $6.66. Wow! wow... (I mean, I registered the handle "dad" on here ages ago; be stupid if I didn't do nothing with it imo)

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