The Dad Horse Experience is creating needful things to understand & cope w/ life & other distractions
4
patrons
$59
per month
(Deutsche Zusammenfassung = am Ende des Textes)
Dad Horse Ottn was a hellraiser and a punk rock scoundrel till, one day, he saw the light. The banjo light. The holy Lord God Jesus told him that he had a song to sing, and to sing it with a banjo, basspedal and occasional kazoo. And, drawing from southern Appalachian gospel and from the depths of his own scarred soul, he started to preach The Word through rough pure honest song. These songs are about salvation and deliverance they do not carry a religious message but a spiritual experience: The Dad Horse Experience.
Dad Horse spent years on the road as an itinerant one-man-gesamtkunstwerk gospel street preacher, and many were saved from perdition and rowdy ways through contact with his banjo preaching. Magdalenes threw themselves at his feet begging spiritual renewal, and punk rockers disavowed their sinful excesses.
Happily, this trend only continues to grow. Dad Horse refuses to become a despotic cult leader, and maintains a saintly humility. He emphasizes that he is but the hollow reed through which Godliness is brought forth into our physical world.
In order to give more access to a deeper level off the Dad Horse universe as well as a mean to support the Dad Horse XP financially in order to produce more songs & records & other pearls of twisted insight, we founded the
SACRED FLU REMOTE INSTITUE
for Univers
al Health & Spiritual Self-Defense
As a registered patron/scholar of the SFRI you'll be frequently delivered with exclusive material created by The Dad Horse XP to enhance your  spiritual growth & ability in telling silly jokes or becoming a terrible cook.
Depending on the level of commitment you choose, you might get
  • regularly delivered bags of surprise per inner circle newsletter with yet unpublished material (music tracks, videos, photos, texts, etc.)
  • letters per snail mail  with original artwork, poems or other objects of worship or fun
  • personal counseling per letter, email or phone
  • exclusive & private live performances of The Dad Horse XP in flesh or livestream
  • more suprises

COME & JOIN US!


Noch mal in kurz & auf deutsch:

Schon seit einem Jahrzehnt zieht Dad Horse Ottn als verlorener Seelenretter durch die staubige Welt, um die Botschaft zu verbreiten, dass keine Fallgrube der Seele zu tief & kein Kellergewölbe zu dunkel ist, um nicht aus dem Flackern eines traurigen Liedes oder eines deplazierten Scherzes noch etwas trotzige Hoffnung herauszukratzen. Als The Dad Horse Experience zelebriert er dieses Konzept in den Theatern, Clubs & Imbissbuden dieses merkwürdigen Planeten zusammen mit denjenigen seiner Bewohner, die für diese Botschaft offen sind.
Um es den Adepten zu ermöglichen, noch tiefer in das Dad-Horse-Universum einzutauchen - und sich als Unterstützer zugleich am zukünftigen kreativen Output zu beteiligen  - wurde das Sacred Flu Fern-Institut für universelle Heilung & spirituelle Selbstverteidigung ins Leben gerufen.
Wer sich hier einschreibt, erhält - je nach gewählte Stufe - regelmäßige Emails mit Lehrtexten, Songs, Aphorismen, Bibellesungen und anderem gehaltvollem Quatsch, oder geheimnisvolle Umschläge mit merkwürdigem Inhalt, persönlichen Austausch per Mail/Telefon/Email oder sogar exklusive & private Sessions der Dad Horse XP, in persona oder im Livestream.
Und die Gewissheit, dass jeder Beitrag Dad Horse den Rücken stärkt, um den nächsten Song, das nächste Album oder ein verrücktes Musical mit Tieren fertigzustellen.




Tiers
BASIC CLASS/digitale Wundertüte
$5 or more per month
The SACRED FLU REMOTE INSTITUTE sends you multiple digital bags of surprise per year via email which contain exclusive & priceless gifts such as unpublished Dad Horse songs & videos of old gospel traditionals, poems, stories or video lectures from the bible or other sources, photographs, discount codes for the Dad Horse webshop or just weird - surprises!

(Multiple digitale Wundertüten/Jahr)

ADVANCED CLASS/physikalische Wundertüte
$20 or more per month
SFRI send you all digital bags of surprise per year plus some physical bags or envelopes  filled with exclusive & shockingly surprising gifts like spiritually charged polaroids of saints & toy animals, written Dad Horse poems or aphorisms, original artwork or prints - and other disturbing surprises ...

(Alle digitalen Wundertüten plus Umschläge per Post)

CLASS IN FLESh & SPIRIT/Streber-Wundertüte
$45 or more per month
SFRI will send you all digital and physical bags of surprise per year plus you can get:

either an exclusive Dad Horse XP live performance for you 
(depending on the circumstances of his touring schedules & legal regulations of your home country)
  • as a home concert during a regular tour or
  • as an exclusive livestream show directly from his home to yours.

or you'll get a personal counseling per email/letter/fone about spiritual matters (no soccer, no politics*).
*We won't be particularly strict about it.

(Alle digitalen Wundertüten per Post + 1 privates Konzert der Dad Horse XP in persona oder Livestream, wahlweise ein privates Darshan per Email/Brief/Telefon)

(Deutsche Zusammenfassung = am Ende des Textes)
Dad Horse Ottn was a hellraiser and a punk rock scoundrel till, one day, he saw the light. The banjo light. The holy Lord God Jesus told him that he had a song to sing, and to sing it with a banjo, basspedal and occasional kazoo. And, drawing from southern Appalachian gospel and from the depths of his own scarred soul, he started to preach The Word through rough pure honest song. These songs are about salvation and deliverance they do not carry a religious message but a spiritual experience: The Dad Horse Experience.
Dad Horse spent years on the road as an itinerant one-man-gesamtkunstwerk gospel street preacher, and many were saved from perdition and rowdy ways through contact with his banjo preaching. Magdalenes threw themselves at his feet begging spiritual renewal, and punk rockers disavowed their sinful excesses.
Happily, this trend only continues to grow. Dad Horse refuses to become a despotic cult leader, and maintains a saintly humility. He emphasizes that he is but the hollow reed through which Godliness is brought forth into our physical world.
In order to give more access to a deeper level off the Dad Horse universe as well as a mean to support the Dad Horse XP financially in order to produce more songs & records & other pearls of twisted insight, we founded the
SACRED FLU REMOTE INSTITUE
for Univers
al Health & Spiritual Self-Defense
As a registered patron/scholar of the SFRI you'll be frequently delivered with exclusive material created by The Dad Horse XP to enhance your  spiritual growth & ability in telling silly jokes or becoming a terrible cook.
Depending on the level of commitment you choose, you might get
  • regularly delivered bags of surprise per inner circle newsletter with yet unpublished material (music tracks, videos, photos, texts, etc.)
  • letters per snail mail  with original artwork, poems or other objects of worship or fun
  • personal counseling per letter, email or phone
  • exclusive & private live performances of The Dad Horse XP in flesh or livestream
  • more suprises

COME & JOIN US!


Noch mal in kurz & auf deutsch:

Schon seit einem Jahrzehnt zieht Dad Horse Ottn als verlorener Seelenretter durch die staubige Welt, um die Botschaft zu verbreiten, dass keine Fallgrube der Seele zu tief & kein Kellergewölbe zu dunkel ist, um nicht aus dem Flackern eines traurigen Liedes oder eines deplazierten Scherzes noch etwas trotzige Hoffnung herauszukratzen. Als The Dad Horse Experience zelebriert er dieses Konzept in den Theatern, Clubs & Imbissbuden dieses merkwürdigen Planeten zusammen mit denjenigen seiner Bewohner, die für diese Botschaft offen sind.
Um es den Adepten zu ermöglichen, noch tiefer in das Dad-Horse-Universum einzutauchen - und sich als Unterstützer zugleich am zukünftigen kreativen Output zu beteiligen  - wurde das Sacred Flu Fern-Institut für universelle Heilung & spirituelle Selbstverteidigung ins Leben gerufen.
Wer sich hier einschreibt, erhält - je nach gewählte Stufe - regelmäßige Emails mit Lehrtexten, Songs, Aphorismen, Bibellesungen und anderem gehaltvollem Quatsch, oder geheimnisvolle Umschläge mit merkwürdigem Inhalt, persönlichen Austausch per Mail/Telefon/Email oder sogar exklusive & private Sessions der Dad Horse XP, in persona oder im Livestream.
Und die Gewissheit, dass jeder Beitrag Dad Horse den Rücken stärkt, um den nächsten Song, das nächste Album oder ein verrücktes Musical mit Tieren fertigzustellen.




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Tiers
BASIC CLASS/digitale Wundertüte
$5 or more per month
The SACRED FLU REMOTE INSTITUTE sends you multiple digital bags of surprise per year via email which contain exclusive & priceless gifts such as unpublished Dad Horse songs & videos of old gospel traditionals, poems, stories or video lectures from the bible or other sources, photographs, discount codes for the Dad Horse webshop or just weird - surprises!

(Multiple digitale Wundertüten/Jahr)

ADVANCED CLASS/physikalische Wundertüte
$20 or more per month
SFRI send you all digital bags of surprise per year plus some physical bags or envelopes  filled with exclusive & shockingly surprising gifts like spiritually charged polaroids of saints & toy animals, written Dad Horse poems or aphorisms, original artwork or prints - and other disturbing surprises ...

(Alle digitalen Wundertüten plus Umschläge per Post)

CLASS IN FLESh & SPIRIT/Streber-Wundertüte
$45 or more per month
SFRI will send you all digital and physical bags of surprise per year plus you can get:

either an exclusive Dad Horse XP live performance for you 
(depending on the circumstances of his touring schedules & legal regulations of your home country)
  • as a home concert during a regular tour or
  • as an exclusive livestream show directly from his home to yours.

or you'll get a personal counseling per email/letter/fone about spiritual matters (no soccer, no politics*).
*We won't be particularly strict about it.

(Alle digitalen Wundertüten per Post + 1 privates Konzert der Dad Horse XP in persona oder Livestream, wahlweise ein privates Darshan per Email/Brief/Telefon)