Damp Lemon is creating Internet skits, a half-assed podcast and memes
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We've been extremely fortunate to be able to create unapologetically anti-entertainment content at the expense of ourselves and other people since 2016, and even more fortunate to have people waste their time watching it. (Over 4,000 minutes of watch time!)

As such, we don't expect or need our audience to compensate us for our passion projects in any way beyond just watching and enjoying them. We appreciate having fans at all. But if you feel like contributing financially too, we'd appreciate it immensely and reinvest it all back into production of bigger and better short films and videos, to eventually have a big enough portfolio of work to sell out as Hollywood shill and leave you all behind..

We've devised Patreon pledge tiers very low in monetary value, because there are definitely better things to spend your money on. But if we've made you laugh, smile, or cry, please consider helping us continue to do that with a bit less monetary stress on our backs. Thank you very much for either your patronage or just enjoying what we create for you.
Tiers
Damp Lemon Initiate
$1 or more per month
$1 is no small contribution. In comparison to the rates paid by online video distribution platforms, $1 per audience member is thousands of times better than what we would earn from advertising rates. So we're going to shoot a number of goodies your .


$1 Rewards

You will receive two day's early access to our videos and podcasts + A direct line of communication with us via the exclusive Damp Lemon Discord Channel + backer-only updates on Patreon and the discord, where we will drop sneak peaks of upcoming projects.

Damp Lemon Cleric
$5 or more per month
$5 per month is an enormous sum to invest in internet memes. We would love you forever if you were willing to give us such a sum. As such, you and every other $5 backer will be rewarded with a personal video love letter (addressed to all of you), read by Marcus next to the fireplace in his soothing undertones, every month. 


$5 Rewards

Video love letter + exclusive access to a monthly Discord-broadcast comedy session where Marcus will tell variations of exactly one joke until there are no more entries on the Wikipedia page for "Rebellions and Revolutions" 


Everything else you'll get

Two day's early access to our videos and podcasts + a direct line of communication with us via the exclusive Damp Lemon Discord Channel + backer-only updates on Patreon and the discord, where we will drop sneak peaks of upcoming projects.

Divine Lemon
$10 or more per month
$10 per month is not quite the cost of a Netflix subscription. Similarly, our YouTube channel is not quite the entertainment value of a Netflix subscription. I'd say get the Netflix.  But if you can and would rather support us create content for you, we'd be extremely grateful and you'd feature in all of our most sensual dreams. You'll be credited as a producer of literally every piece of internet content that we produce, will receive outtakes and behind the scenes clips from our larger form content and copies of the scripts for our short films upon their release with a red lipstick kiss photoshopped onto the front (to avoid having to spend patreon money on actual lipstick). 


$10 Rewards

Producer credit + behind the scenes content + outtakes + digitally lipstick-kissed film scripts 


Everything else you'll get

Video love letter + exclusive access to a monthly Discord-broadcast comedy session where Marcus will tell variations of exactly one joke until there are no more entries on the Wikipedia page for "Rebellions and Revolutions"  + two day's early access to our videos and podcasts + a direct line of communication with us via the exclusive Damp Lemon Discord Channel + backer-only updates on Patreon and the discord, where we will drop sneak peaks of upcoming projects. 

Goals
$0 of $5 per month
Our friend Diego is giving us $5 a month.
You heard it here first, folks. We took advantage of a dear friend who misguidedly supported our podcast and so called "art". We will save these $5 every month to put towards lighting equipment so that we can add gratuitous visuals to a short noir comedy we're working on, and then after that better sound equipment.

We will produce a monthly 15 minute podcast/variety show/outlet for untold degrees of unresolved grief
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We've been extremely fortunate to be able to create unapologetically anti-entertainment content at the expense of ourselves and other people since 2016, and even more fortunate to have people waste their time watching it. (Over 4,000 minutes of watch time!)

As such, we don't expect or need our audience to compensate us for our passion projects in any way beyond just watching and enjoying them. We appreciate having fans at all. But if you feel like contributing financially too, we'd appreciate it immensely and reinvest it all back into production of bigger and better short films and videos, to eventually have a big enough portfolio of work to sell out as Hollywood shill and leave you all behind..

We've devised Patreon pledge tiers very low in monetary value, because there are definitely better things to spend your money on. But if we've made you laugh, smile, or cry, please consider helping us continue to do that with a bit less monetary stress on our backs. Thank you very much for either your patronage or just enjoying what we create for you.

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Tiers
Damp Lemon Initiate
$1 or more per month
$1 is no small contribution. In comparison to the rates paid by online video distribution platforms, $1 per audience member is thousands of times better than what we would earn from advertising rates. So we're going to shoot a number of goodies your .


$1 Rewards

You will receive two day's early access to our videos and podcasts + A direct line of communication with us via the exclusive Damp Lemon Discord Channel + backer-only updates on Patreon and the discord, where we will drop sneak peaks of upcoming projects.

Damp Lemon Cleric
$5 or more per month
$5 per month is an enormous sum to invest in internet memes. We would love you forever if you were willing to give us such a sum. As such, you and every other $5 backer will be rewarded with a personal video love letter (addressed to all of you), read by Marcus next to the fireplace in his soothing undertones, every month. 


$5 Rewards

Video love letter + exclusive access to a monthly Discord-broadcast comedy session where Marcus will tell variations of exactly one joke until there are no more entries on the Wikipedia page for "Rebellions and Revolutions" 


Everything else you'll get

Two day's early access to our videos and podcasts + a direct line of communication with us via the exclusive Damp Lemon Discord Channel + backer-only updates on Patreon and the discord, where we will drop sneak peaks of upcoming projects.

Divine Lemon
$10 or more per month
$10 per month is not quite the cost of a Netflix subscription. Similarly, our YouTube channel is not quite the entertainment value of a Netflix subscription. I'd say get the Netflix.  But if you can and would rather support us create content for you, we'd be extremely grateful and you'd feature in all of our most sensual dreams. You'll be credited as a producer of literally every piece of internet content that we produce, will receive outtakes and behind the scenes clips from our larger form content and copies of the scripts for our short films upon their release with a red lipstick kiss photoshopped onto the front (to avoid having to spend patreon money on actual lipstick). 


$10 Rewards

Producer credit + behind the scenes content + outtakes + digitally lipstick-kissed film scripts 


Everything else you'll get

Video love letter + exclusive access to a monthly Discord-broadcast comedy session where Marcus will tell variations of exactly one joke until there are no more entries on the Wikipedia page for "Rebellions and Revolutions"  + two day's early access to our videos and podcasts + a direct line of communication with us via the exclusive Damp Lemon Discord Channel + backer-only updates on Patreon and the discord, where we will drop sneak peaks of upcoming projects.