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Do you want even more episodes of Dance Machine 5000? Then...

THE MACHINE WANTS YOU!
Become a soldier in UNIT 5000 and help keep the machine running and delivering floor stomping sounds to your earholes. Each soldier gains access to bonus mixes only accessible through being a Patron. The more grease for the machine, the more benevolent the machine will become and offer up bigger and better rewards to its soldiers. So please consider contributing to the machine and keep the dance alive.

The Machine wants to thank those who have contributed to the cause: Sarah G. and Izzy, Jeremy, Michael, Ashvind, Jackie, Annie, John, Chris, Amy and Cordelia. Welcome to the UNIT!
Rewards
Private
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
Welcome, recruit. The Machine wants to thank you for signing up to be part of UNIT 5000 and your desire to keep the world dancing.  

  • Access to patron-only content
Corporal
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
Congratulations on your promotion to corporal. The Machine wants to thank you for working hard for UNIT 5000 and keeping the Machine running.

  • Access to patron-only content
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • 5% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
Sergeant
$8 or more per month 1 patron
Your continued dedication to the Machine has not gone unnoticed. The Machine seeks to reward those most loyal to UNIT 5000, and you should be honored at being elevated to an officer position in the UNIT.

  • Access to patron-only content
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • 10% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
Major
$10 or more per month 3 patrons
The Machine is very pleased with your progress in, and dedication to, UNIT 5000 and keeping the Machine's gears spinning. You've been rewarded with a new uniform. A new shirt has been provided.

     

  • UNIT 5000 t-shirt *
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • Access to patron-only content
  • 15% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
*Make sure to list your size somewhere in your address.

Colonel
$12.50 or more per month 0 patrons
You are skyrocketing through the ranks, showing true leadership in UNIT 5000. You are highly respected by the other soldiers, and more importantly, the Machine. Your uniform will be upgraded with a new shirt that has been designed for you and your new rank. 



  • UNIT 5000 t-shirt customized with your rank *
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • Access to patron-only content
  • 20% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
*Make sure to list your size somewhere in your address.
General
$15 or more per month 1 of 10 patrons
You have shown a truly dedicated soldier hellbent on keeping the Machine running and helping the world to continue dancing. The other soldiers look up to you. And the Machine honors you with one of the top ranks in UNIT 5000. You are a general and due the rewards of someone of your stature. Your uniform will be upgraded with a new shirt that has been designed for you and your new rank AND your name. You can chose between the shirt sleeve or long-sleeve t-shirt. 


      

  • UNIT 5000 t-shirt, short sleeve or long sleeve, customized with your rank and name *
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • Access to patron-only content
  • 20% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
*Make sure to list your size somewhere in your address.
5-Star General
$20 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
Well, you've done it. You have shown your undying dedication to keeping the Machine running and helping the world to continue dancing. The other soldiers hold you in the highest regards. And the Machine honors you with the ultimate rank you can achieve in UNIT 5000. You are a 5- star general, a true leader, and due the rewards of someone of your stature. Your uniform will be upgraded with a new hoodie that has been designed for you and your new rank AND your name.  

   

  • UNIT 5000 hoodie customized with your rank and name *
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • Access to patron-only content
  • 20% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
*Make sure to list your size somewhere in your address.
Goals
$61 of $100 per month
With this amount of funding to the Machine it can pay for hosting, more music and start doing a lot of promotion to help spread the word about the Machine and its goal to make the world dance.
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Do you want even more episodes of Dance Machine 5000? Then...

THE MACHINE WANTS YOU!
Become a soldier in UNIT 5000 and help keep the machine running and delivering floor stomping sounds to your earholes. Each soldier gains access to bonus mixes only accessible through being a Patron. The more grease for the machine, the more benevolent the machine will become and offer up bigger and better rewards to its soldiers. So please consider contributing to the machine and keep the dance alive.

The Machine wants to thank those who have contributed to the cause: Sarah G. and Izzy, Jeremy, Michael, Ashvind, Jackie, Annie, John, Chris, Amy and Cordelia. Welcome to the UNIT!

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Rewards
Private
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
Welcome, recruit. The Machine wants to thank you for signing up to be part of UNIT 5000 and your desire to keep the world dancing.  

  • Access to patron-only content
Corporal
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
Congratulations on your promotion to corporal. The Machine wants to thank you for working hard for UNIT 5000 and keeping the Machine running.

  • Access to patron-only content
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • 5% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
Sergeant
$8 or more per month 1 patron
Your continued dedication to the Machine has not gone unnoticed. The Machine seeks to reward those most loyal to UNIT 5000, and you should be honored at being elevated to an officer position in the UNIT.

  • Access to patron-only content
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • 10% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
Major
$10 or more per month 3 patrons
The Machine is very pleased with your progress in, and dedication to, UNIT 5000 and keeping the Machine's gears spinning. You've been rewarded with a new uniform. A new shirt has been provided.

     

  • UNIT 5000 t-shirt *
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • Access to patron-only content
  • 15% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
*Make sure to list your size somewhere in your address.

Colonel
$12.50 or more per month 0 patrons
You are skyrocketing through the ranks, showing true leadership in UNIT 5000. You are highly respected by the other soldiers, and more importantly, the Machine. Your uniform will be upgraded with a new shirt that has been designed for you and your new rank. 



  • UNIT 5000 t-shirt customized with your rank *
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • Access to patron-only content
  • 20% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
*Make sure to list your size somewhere in your address.
General
$15 or more per month 1 of 10 patrons
You have shown a truly dedicated soldier hellbent on keeping the Machine running and helping the world to continue dancing. The other soldiers look up to you. And the Machine honors you with one of the top ranks in UNIT 5000. You are a general and due the rewards of someone of your stature. Your uniform will be upgraded with a new shirt that has been designed for you and your new rank AND your name. You can chose between the shirt sleeve or long-sleeve t-shirt. 


      

  • UNIT 5000 t-shirt, short sleeve or long sleeve, customized with your rank and name *
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • Access to patron-only content
  • 20% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
*Make sure to list your size somewhere in your address.
5-Star General
$20 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
Well, you've done it. You have shown your undying dedication to keeping the Machine running and helping the world to continue dancing. The other soldiers hold you in the highest regards. And the Machine honors you with the ultimate rank you can achieve in UNIT 5000. You are a 5- star general, a true leader, and due the rewards of someone of your stature. Your uniform will be upgraded with a new hoodie that has been designed for you and your new rank AND your name.  

   

  • UNIT 5000 hoodie customized with your rank and name *
  • UNIT 5000 custom high-quality decal
  • Access to patron-only content
  • 20% discount on UNIT 5000 merchandise
*Make sure to list your size somewhere in your address.