Private

$1 /mo
Welcome, recruit. The Machine wants to thank you for signing up to be part of UNIT 5000 and your desire to keep the world dancing.  

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Corporal

$5 /mo
Congratulations on your promotion to corporal. The Machine wants to thank you for working hard for UNIT 5000 and keeping the Machine running.

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Sergeant

$8 /mo
Your continued dedication to the Machine has not gone unnoticed. The Machine seeks to reward those most loyal to UNIT 5000, and you should be honored at being elevated to an officer position in the...
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Major

$10 /mo
The Machine is very pleased with your progress in, and dedication to, UNIT 5000 and keeping the Machine's gears spinning. You've been rewarded with a new uniform. A new shirt has been provided.
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Colonel

$12.50 /mo
You are skyrocketing through the ranks, showing true leadership in UNIT 5000. You are highly respected by the other soldiers, and more importantly, the Machine. Your uniform will be upgraded with a...
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General

$15 /mo
You have shown a truly dedicated soldier hellbent on keeping the Machine running and helping the world to continue dancing. The other soldiers look up to you. And the Machine honors you with one of...
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5-Star General

$20 /mo
Well, you've done it. You have shown your undying dedication to keeping the Machine running and helping the world to continue dancing. The other soldiers hold you in the highest regards. And the Ma...
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