Daniel is creating
I make videogames, I hate things, I write about it on twitter.
I need moneyz to buy some good rum and swag.
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Milestone Goals
I will piss a lot of people every month by reching this goal. I will also have enough money to buy rum and save some for the swag.
I will be making more money than Moviebob.
I will be making more moneyz than Brianna Wu. Everyone is happy.
About
I am special.
Location
Praha 1, Česká republika
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I received a death threat from a Tumblr user. I am oppressed and mocked by social justice liberals every day. I need moneyz to buy rum, gunz and swag and write about it on twitter. I also like to live from other peoples moneyz.
So what exactly will I do with your money? You know, life of opressed cishet scum like me is tough, so I need to buy lot of swag to feel better. These are the most important thingies I desperately need:
1. Spiced rum. 2x30USD/month.
Me like rum and I need at least bottle every other week to feel good and be productive with my obscene hate tweets.
2. Tamron lens - 700USD
I am a big photographer and recently I realized that I desperately need new Tamron 28-300 PZD lens for my Sony A7 camera, so I can take better pictures (mostly of my self, because I am narcisistic shitlord).
3. Playstation 4 Anniversay edition - 1,500USD
I am a game developer and I dont have PS4 yet! That is scandalous! I need one and I need the grey anniversary edition, because I am special.
4. FN SCAR Assaul Rifle - 2,500USD
I simply need one. Now. It makes my penis bigger.
5. Night vision goggles - 2000USD
Real dudebro like me needs night vision goggles.
Without these things I am not complete and I cant concentrate on my hateful twitter crusade.
So as you can see, there is lot of work for you to provide me with moneyz to get all that must have stuff.
ENOUGH JOKES GUYS. WE HAD SOME FUN AND NOW ITS TIME TO DO SOME GOOD DEEDS :) SINCE I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO TAKE CARE OF ALL MY NEEDS I DECIDED THAT ALL THE MONEY THAT THIS PATREON MAKES WILL BE DONATED TO CHARITY.
WE ALEREADY GAVE SOME CHRISTMASS PRESENTS TO CHILDREN HOSPICE THIS YEAR AND I THINK THAT ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CONTINUE. SO THE MONEY YOU DONATE HERE WILL BE GIVEN TO THE KIDS WHO NEED IT. EITHER TO THE KLICEK FOUNDATION (http://www.klicek.org/english/index.html) OR TO SOME SIMILIAR ORGANIZATION.
(But you should know that its very tempting to make easy money withou any work just by playing a victim. Oh how I wish I was a bigger asshole than I am and bought that Rum :)
So what exactly will I do with your money? You know, life of opressed cishet scum like me is tough, so I need to buy lot of swag to feel better. These are the most important thingies I desperately need:
1. Spiced rum. 2x30USD/month.
Me like rum and I need at least bottle every other week to feel good and be productive with my obscene hate tweets.
2. Tamron lens - 700USD
I am a big photographer and recently I realized that I desperately need new Tamron 28-300 PZD lens for my Sony A7 camera, so I can take better pictures (mostly of my self, because I am narcisistic shitlord).
3. Playstation 4 Anniversay edition - 1,500USD
I am a game developer and I dont have PS4 yet! That is scandalous! I need one and I need the grey anniversary edition, because I am special.
4. FN SCAR Assaul Rifle - 2,500USD
I simply need one. Now. It makes my penis bigger.
5. Night vision goggles - 2000USD
Real dudebro like me needs night vision goggles.
Without these things I am not complete and I cant concentrate on my hateful twitter crusade.
So as you can see, there is lot of work for you to provide me with moneyz to get all that must have stuff.
ENOUGH JOKES GUYS. WE HAD SOME FUN AND NOW ITS TIME TO DO SOME GOOD DEEDS :) SINCE I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO TAKE CARE OF ALL MY NEEDS I DECIDED THAT ALL THE MONEY THAT THIS PATREON MAKES WILL BE DONATED TO CHARITY.
WE ALEREADY GAVE SOME CHRISTMASS PRESENTS TO CHILDREN HOSPICE THIS YEAR AND I THINK THAT ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CONTINUE. SO THE MONEY YOU DONATE HERE WILL BE GIVEN TO THE KIDS WHO NEED IT. EITHER TO THE KLICEK FOUNDATION (http://www.klicek.org/english/index.html) OR TO SOME SIMILIAR ORGANIZATION.
(But you should know that its very tempting to make easy money withou any work just by playing a victim. Oh how I wish I was a bigger asshole than I am and bought that Rum :)