Darn It All are creating Music, Art, Film, Books, Jewelry, Paintings, Tutoring and more!
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Be One of the First 100 Patrons and Get a FREE DOWNLOAD of Our First Album!
Listen to it here : darnitall.bandcamp.com/album/slow-to-start-ep

Hello There!

We are Darn It All and we would like to sincerely thank you for stopping by our Patreon page to check out our mini-documentary. We've worked really hard on trying to put together something very concise and entertaining so that both our fans or anyone else interested in working with us could get a general understanding of our background as a band.



We've spent countless hours digging up photos from the years we spent together living in many foreign pockets of the world just so we could be together. We've include a bunch of these photos in the documentary so you could all share the nostalgia with us!

It wasn't easy for us to stay together. Our passports seemed thoroughly incompatible with one another. In fact, such things are still a headache for us right up until today!



While we were going through all these tough times, it seemed as though they would never come to an end. It felt like we would always be lost without any sense of home or direction. However, now when we look back, although most of these times were difficult to survive at the time, they certainly make for a fun saga to tell. Moreover, we no longer feel directionless now that we have founded our band Darn It All.

We've been working our butts off putting together this mini-documentary and, really, it only scratches the surface of our saga. As we continue with Darn It All, we hope to fill you in on more an more pieces of the story, from both the past, present and future! There is so much to tell and we also want to hear from you! We've got a tour coming up and...

WE WANT TO GET TO KNOW OUR FANS!



That's why we are going to have an exclusive webinar every month where all our patrons can get online with us and ask us anything they’d like. They can also tell us anything they’d like!
Give us your feedback, tips for new songs or covers, places we should play, anything you’d like!

It’s going to be a little private party where all of us can mingle and have fun!



For those of you want to invest a little more, you can DEMAND us to do a cover of ANY SONG!!! We will learn it, perform it in front of the camera and post it on Youtube, Facebook, etc. If you’d like, we can even put your name and photo in the video so everyone knows who demanded the cover.

If you own a business, we can write a song about your business which you can use on your sales page or anywhere else you would like on the internet. We offer extremely discounted prices if you let us keep our tiny watermark in the corner of the screen thusly...



Also, for all you other musicians out there, we are offering one-on-one coaching so you can learn how to market your band the way we did in order to get a bigger following very quickly. For each lesson you take with us, you will get a FREE BONUS of 2,000+ Facebook page likes from REAL HUMAN fans EVERY MONTH!!! This alone is worth the price of admission!



We hope that there is a little something here for everyone and we really look forward to seeing you on the other side. If you have any more questions, feel free to contact us!

[email protected]


Thanks again for all your support. You Mean the World to Us!

xoxox
Tara & Andy
Tiers
Live VIP Exclusive Private Party With Darn It All!
$1 or more per month
It's a Private Party for All Our Supporters!

  • Ask Us Anything!
  • Tell Us Anything you like and will share it!
  • Give us suggestions on what you would like us to do for you! Got an idea for a new song, a cover, a video or a place you'd like us to play? Let us know!
  • Tell everyone at the party your jokes, stories or anything else
  • You will also get exclusive discount codes for music, tickets and merch! 
  • FREE download of our first album for the first 100 Patrons!
Choose Our Next Cover Song! (Special Introductory Price)
$25 or more per month
LIMITED OFFER!!! You get everything from the Private Party tier PLUS...

  • Demand us to play ANY cover song and we will make a video of us performing the song!
  • Get your picture or your brand's logo watermarked in the video
  • We will post our video online (Youtube, Facebook, etc) and promote it to our 50,000+ fans on Facebook.
  • We will send you a copy of the video so can post it wherever you like too!
  • Share with your friends and family, have fun and be the life of the party!
One-On-One Music Marketing Coaching Call
$100 or more per month
Grow Your Fanbase with Expert Coaching from Ex-Internet Marketers! LIMITED OFFER!

  • Includes 2000+ REAL HUMAN Facebook Followers Every Month! That's 24,000+ new fans every year just as a bonus! You don't have to do anything! Just let us market your page and watch the likes roll in every day! THIS BONUS ALONE IS WORTH YOUR INVESTMENT!
  • Learn the key elements of viral content and how to apply them to your music videos and posts for free organic engagements!
  • Learn how to brand yourself as an artist and optimize your SEO for maximum growth and exposure.
  • Learn how to place adverts and get tens of thousands of views for fractions of a penny per engagement!
  • Secrets to growing your audience through the backdoor for maximum exposure at the lowest possible cost. Stop gambling with your hard-earned money! It's better to KNOW what kind of PREDICTABLE RESULTS you are going to get BEFORE you place adverts.
  • and that's just the beginning...
Personalized Song/Video About Your Service, Product or Brand!
$500 or more per month
That's right! We will write a song about your service, product or brand and record a video of us performing it live.
  • The song will be humorous with viral elements built in to the lyrics and performance for maximum sharing potential
  • This is the perfect medium to disarm your potential clients and make them have fun learning about your product or service.
  • The video will encourage people to share with friends and family saving you tons of money in adverts
  • Send us your brand logo in png and we will place it in the video. 
  • We will post the video to our Facebook, Youtube, etc so you will have exposure to our 50,000+ followers
  • This video will also include a tiny "Darn It All" band logo in the corner of the screen. If you would like us to make a video without our logo. If you do NOT want our band logo on the video, please see the next tier up.
  • This monthly package includes 1 free revision. Multiple revisions will be $50 each
Personalized Song/Video About Your Service, Product or Brand! (no watermark)
$2,000 or more per month
That's right! We will write a song about your service, product or brand and record a video of us performing it live.
  • The song will be humorous with viral elements built in to the lyrics and performance for maximum sharing potential
  • This is the perfect medium to disarm your potential clients and make them have fun learning about your product or service.
  • The video will encourage people to share with friends and family saving you tons of money in adverts
  • Send us your brand logo in png and we will place it in the video. (optional)
  • We will post the video to our Facebook, Youtube, etc so you will have exposure to our 50,000+ followers
  • We will also send you a digital copy of your video which you can use in any way you please
  • There will NOT be any "Darn It All" logo in your video
  • This monthly package includes 1 free revision. Multiple revisions will be $50 each
Goals
0 of 1000 patrons
When we reach this goal we will be able buy guitar amps for our upcoming tour in Oct 2017. As a special thank you to all our Patrons we will play a live internet show where only you will be invited to ask questions, request songs and hang out with us! We will also release a new celebratory single and new music video to match! 
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Be One of the First 100 Patrons and Get a FREE DOWNLOAD of Our First Album!
Listen to it here : darnitall.bandcamp.com/album/slow-to-start-ep

Hello There!

We are Darn It All and we would like to sincerely thank you for stopping by our Patreon page to check out our mini-documentary. We've worked really hard on trying to put together something very concise and entertaining so that both our fans or anyone else interested in working with us could get a general understanding of our background as a band.



We've spent countless hours digging up photos from the years we spent together living in many foreign pockets of the world just so we could be together. We've include a bunch of these photos in the documentary so you could all share the nostalgia with us!

It wasn't easy for us to stay together. Our passports seemed thoroughly incompatible with one another. In fact, such things are still a headache for us right up until today!



While we were going through all these tough times, it seemed as though they would never come to an end. It felt like we would always be lost without any sense of home or direction. However, now when we look back, although most of these times were difficult to survive at the time, they certainly make for a fun saga to tell. Moreover, we no longer feel directionless now that we have founded our band Darn It All.

We've been working our butts off putting together this mini-documentary and, really, it only scratches the surface of our saga. As we continue with Darn It All, we hope to fill you in on more an more pieces of the story, from both the past, present and future! There is so much to tell and we also want to hear from you! We've got a tour coming up and...

WE WANT TO GET TO KNOW OUR FANS!



That's why we are going to have an exclusive webinar every month where all our patrons can get online with us and ask us anything they’d like. They can also tell us anything they’d like!
Give us your feedback, tips for new songs or covers, places we should play, anything you’d like!

It’s going to be a little private party where all of us can mingle and have fun!



For those of you want to invest a little more, you can DEMAND us to do a cover of ANY SONG!!! We will learn it, perform it in front of the camera and post it on Youtube, Facebook, etc. If you’d like, we can even put your name and photo in the video so everyone knows who demanded the cover.

If you own a business, we can write a song about your business which you can use on your sales page or anywhere else you would like on the internet. We offer extremely discounted prices if you let us keep our tiny watermark in the corner of the screen thusly...



Also, for all you other musicians out there, we are offering one-on-one coaching so you can learn how to market your band the way we did in order to get a bigger following very quickly. For each lesson you take with us, you will get a FREE BONUS of 2,000+ Facebook page likes from REAL HUMAN fans EVERY MONTH!!! This alone is worth the price of admission!



We hope that there is a little something here for everyone and we really look forward to seeing you on the other side. If you have any more questions, feel free to contact us!

[email protected]


Thanks again for all your support. You Mean the World to Us!

xoxox
Tara & Andy

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Tiers
Live VIP Exclusive Private Party With Darn It All!
$1 or more per month
It's a Private Party for All Our Supporters!

  • Ask Us Anything!
  • Tell Us Anything you like and will share it!
  • Give us suggestions on what you would like us to do for you! Got an idea for a new song, a cover, a video or a place you'd like us to play? Let us know!
  • Tell everyone at the party your jokes, stories or anything else
  • You will also get exclusive discount codes for music, tickets and merch! 
  • FREE download of our first album for the first 100 Patrons!
Choose Our Next Cover Song! (Special Introductory Price)
$25 or more per month
LIMITED OFFER!!! You get everything from the Private Party tier PLUS...

  • Demand us to play ANY cover song and we will make a video of us performing the song!
  • Get your picture or your brand's logo watermarked in the video
  • We will post our video online (Youtube, Facebook, etc) and promote it to our 50,000+ fans on Facebook.
  • We will send you a copy of the video so can post it wherever you like too!
  • Share with your friends and family, have fun and be the life of the party!
One-On-One Music Marketing Coaching Call
$100 or more per month
Grow Your Fanbase with Expert Coaching from Ex-Internet Marketers! LIMITED OFFER!

  • Includes 2000+ REAL HUMAN Facebook Followers Every Month! That's 24,000+ new fans every year just as a bonus! You don't have to do anything! Just let us market your page and watch the likes roll in every day! THIS BONUS ALONE IS WORTH YOUR INVESTMENT!
  • Learn the key elements of viral content and how to apply them to your music videos and posts for free organic engagements!
  • Learn how to brand yourself as an artist and optimize your SEO for maximum growth and exposure.
  • Learn how to place adverts and get tens of thousands of views for fractions of a penny per engagement!
  • Secrets to growing your audience through the backdoor for maximum exposure at the lowest possible cost. Stop gambling with your hard-earned money! It's better to KNOW what kind of PREDICTABLE RESULTS you are going to get BEFORE you place adverts.
  • and that's just the beginning...
Personalized Song/Video About Your Service, Product or Brand!
$500 or more per month
That's right! We will write a song about your service, product or brand and record a video of us performing it live.
  • The song will be humorous with viral elements built in to the lyrics and performance for maximum sharing potential
  • This is the perfect medium to disarm your potential clients and make them have fun learning about your product or service.
  • The video will encourage people to share with friends and family saving you tons of money in adverts
  • Send us your brand logo in png and we will place it in the video. 
  • We will post the video to our Facebook, Youtube, etc so you will have exposure to our 50,000+ followers
  • This video will also include a tiny "Darn It All" band logo in the corner of the screen. If you would like us to make a video without our logo. If you do NOT want our band logo on the video, please see the next tier up.
  • This monthly package includes 1 free revision. Multiple revisions will be $50 each
Personalized Song/Video About Your Service, Product or Brand! (no watermark)
$2,000 or more per month
That's right! We will write a song about your service, product or brand and record a video of us performing it live.
  • The song will be humorous with viral elements built in to the lyrics and performance for maximum sharing potential
  • This is the perfect medium to disarm your potential clients and make them have fun learning about your product or service.
  • The video will encourage people to share with friends and family saving you tons of money in adverts
  • Send us your brand logo in png and we will place it in the video. (optional)
  • We will post the video to our Facebook, Youtube, etc so you will have exposure to our 50,000+ followers
  • We will also send you a digital copy of your video which you can use in any way you please
  • There will NOT be any "Darn It All" logo in your video
  • This monthly package includes 1 free revision. Multiple revisions will be $50 each