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Hi! I'm DatWombat, and let's cut to the chase; you know why you're here. I do something that you like, and you want me to do more. What a greedy soul you are! But have no fear, because for the low-low price of one United States Dollar, you can be absolved of your internet sins!

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Oh! You want to know what I do? Well, I write. I draw too, but mostly write. What I draw and write varies from platform to platform, but chances are, you're here because you derive pleasure from what I do on one or more of your favorite places. Consider my Patreon page to be a one-size-fits-all solution to for you to support me.

No matter where you hail from, I'll always be game to take your money.

Ah, you want to know why you should give me your money. Well, because (I presume) you enjoy my content, and want me to create more (and better) content for you to enjoy. They say time is money, and my life is invested into your enjoyment.

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