Gah! What are you doing here?

Oh. Right. . . I left a trail of breadcrumbs, didn't I? Blast! You've found my DIRTY DIRTY SECRET — loads of HOT and STEAMY NAKIE NAKIES and wait — for as little as ONE DOLLAR?! By the gods, whatever will I do to stop you from EXPOSING my NOODS every month for ONE DOLLAR?!

Full disclaimer: Please do.

I'm DatWombat, and I enjoy sitting on my ass ('cus you know, wombats are fat asses) and dicking around (LOL). Sometimes, I play videogames. When I'm not playing games, chances are I'm writing (about videogames). Other times, I'm being a productive member of society and drawing lewd stuff. . . yeah I know, "productive" is kind of debatable.

But hey, think of all the debating I help out with!

Eh? Eh? Yeah, we like to have fun here. My crew loves my terrible jokes — and you will too if you value living. I'm not interested in living the daily grind like "normal people". Someday, I'd like to sit on my ass, dick around and get paid for it. I'll admit, making lewd content wasn't what I had in mind as a "career" when I was a wee wombee. . .

But it sure beats customer service don't it?