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Your $5 helps us keep the lights on here at the sanctuary and grants you unlimited access to our grounds-- Our Sad Life + all other premium content will be available to you as our esteemed patron. Please make yourself at home--forever! 

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Oh no! Another letter from the Board! Join The Board and personally partake in their group initiative of making our lives a living hell. Comprised mostly of wealthy housewives and pencil pushing shareholders who live for putting red tape around our dreams, the Board meets on the first of the month on Discord and has a standard Board Meeting which includes a debriefing of all goings on at the Sanctuary, a discussion regarding future endeavors and a no-holds-barred dressing down where Dave and Ana both leave crying every time. 


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Sugar Daddy is a benevolent benefactor. He takes care of us like a good sugar daddy would.  In return, we give him this tier. 

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About Dave and Ana's Forever Home

Welcome home! We've been waiting for you. Dave and Ana's Forever Home is a creative sanctuary where we will upload all of the content we dream up-- beginning with Our Sad Life, and ending with our inevitable deaths. You'll see videos, pictures, screenshots nobody gave us permission to post, LiveJournal-like blog posts that are cause for concern, recipes, original music, film reviews, fashion and more. Our Forever Home is a sprawling farm where all we grow is CONTENT. We also have a dog and a miniature donkey.* 

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With our first goal we are working towards building Dave a less rotten mouth. Most proceeds will go towards Crest White Strips and potentially some doctor who knows why Dave is going rotten from the inside out.
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