Dave Hill is creating Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident + more!
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Hello, this is your man Dave Hill writing to ask you to support my newly relaunched Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident, an incredible podcast wherein I invite persons of interest over to my house for coffee with me and me dog Luci. Sometimes I rip a few guitar solos while I'm at it and I will also share some other gravity-defyingly great things with you on the regular. New episodes are released every Friday. It is the best podcast. I just checked.

Anyway, I have decided to start this Patreon page as a means to keep gas in the Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident tank so my partner in crime Chris Gersbeck and I keep bringing you the best stuff for your ears possible and hopefully, over time, grow this podcast into a forty-armed beast or something. I don't know why the best has to have forty arms. It seemed weird to me too but I'm sticking with it.

In addition to Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident, we have some other great ideas, both podcasting and podcasting-adjacent, that we are up over here at HQ. I hope you will join me in all of this like a mofo and support in whatever way you can, even if it's just by screaming my name from a mountaintop in the dead of night in some remote village that isn't even on any maps, the back of napkins, or anything. That would actually be pretty cool. Any support you can offer would be amazing. And you'll get some cool stuff for it, too. I promise! And YES you will get everything offered at the various tier levels, even the ridiculous stuff. In fact, especially the ridiculous stuff.

Love, light, and a third really cool thing to be revealed at a later date,
Dave Hill
Tiers
Ridiculously Attractive Person
$1 or more per month
Massive thanks, everlasting love, and Dave will visit you in prison should your life ever happen to take a dark turn. But mostly those first two things.
Dangerous Snake Who Hates Bullsh*t
$5 or more per month
Access to exclusively exclusive extra content like videos and live episodes where listeners can call in, ask Dave anything, discuss matters of great importance, and...beyond! You will also gain entry into your local chapter of Dave’s street gang, the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullsh*t, including your gang nickname. Sorry, but you asked for it. Dave will also thank you by name on the podcast and get highly emotional while doing it.
Lord of the Underworld and Other Stuff
$10 or more per month

Same as $5 PLUS a Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident sew-on patch so you can let folks know what’s what as you rove the streets and/or your local mall. Also, Dave will call you and sing the Billy Joel song of his choice when you least expect it. This might happen more than once depending on Dave’s mood. Oh, and you will be a lord of the underworld, too, which is awesome.

If you select this tier please add your phone number as a note at checkout!

Immortal One with Flawless Hair
$25 or more per month

Same as $10 PLUS a Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident T-shirt OR Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit T-shirt AND Dave will write you one of his world-renowned Erotic Short Stories starring YOU and read it on the show. And yes, there will be sexy music in the background while this is happening.


If you select this tier please add your phone number and preferred men's t-shirt size (XS, S, M, L, XL or XXL) as a note at checkout!

Futuristic Society of Sexy, Sexy People
$50 or more per month

Same as $25 PLUS choice of a second T-shirt. You also get an at-least-10-minute Skype session with Dave where he rips guitar solos and takes his shirt off for no apparent reason. Also, Dave will call you or a loved one from a pay phone and leave a rambling voice message. You will also get a sticker. This will be a high-end sticker that can handle most things.


If you select this tier please add your phone number and preferred men's t-shirt size (XS, S, M, L, XL or XXL) as a note at checkout!

Dave Is My Bitch Basically
$1,000 or more per month

Same as $50 PLUS Dave will fly anywhere in the world and sing your choice of either “At Last” by Etta James or “Winds of Change” by the Scorpions to you at your home or workplace while dressed as a historical figure of your choosing. You must stay at this level for a minimum of one year before Dave gets on the plane, unless, of course, you pay the year in full right away, in which case Dave is on the next plane.

If you select this tier please add your phone number and preferred men's t-shirt size (XS, S, M, L, XL or XXL) as a note at checkout!

Hello, this is your man Dave Hill writing to ask you to support my newly relaunched Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident, an incredible podcast wherein I invite persons of interest over to my house for coffee with me and me dog Luci. Sometimes I rip a few guitar solos while I'm at it and I will also share some other gravity-defyingly great things with you on the regular. New episodes are released every Friday. It is the best podcast. I just checked.

Anyway, I have decided to start this Patreon page as a means to keep gas in the Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident tank so my partner in crime Chris Gersbeck and I keep bringing you the best stuff for your ears possible and hopefully, over time, grow this podcast into a forty-armed beast or something. I don't know why the best has to have forty arms. It seemed weird to me too but I'm sticking with it.

In addition to Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident, we have some other great ideas, both podcasting and podcasting-adjacent, that we are up over here at HQ. I hope you will join me in all of this like a mofo and support in whatever way you can, even if it's just by screaming my name from a mountaintop in the dead of night in some remote village that isn't even on any maps, the back of napkins, or anything. That would actually be pretty cool. Any support you can offer would be amazing. And you'll get some cool stuff for it, too. I promise! And YES you will get everything offered at the various tier levels, even the ridiculous stuff. In fact, especially the ridiculous stuff.

Love, light, and a third really cool thing to be revealed at a later date,
Dave Hill

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Tiers
Ridiculously Attractive Person
$1 or more per month
Massive thanks, everlasting love, and Dave will visit you in prison should your life ever happen to take a dark turn. But mostly those first two things.
Dangerous Snake Who Hates Bullsh*t
$5 or more per month
Access to exclusively exclusive extra content like videos and live episodes where listeners can call in, ask Dave anything, discuss matters of great importance, and...beyond! You will also gain entry into your local chapter of Dave’s street gang, the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullsh*t, including your gang nickname. Sorry, but you asked for it. Dave will also thank you by name on the podcast and get highly emotional while doing it.
Lord of the Underworld and Other Stuff
$10 or more per month

Same as $5 PLUS a Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident sew-on patch so you can let folks know what’s what as you rove the streets and/or your local mall. Also, Dave will call you and sing the Billy Joel song of his choice when you least expect it. This might happen more than once depending on Dave’s mood. Oh, and you will be a lord of the underworld, too, which is awesome.

If you select this tier please add your phone number as a note at checkout!

Immortal One with Flawless Hair
$25 or more per month

Same as $10 PLUS a Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident T-shirt OR Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit T-shirt AND Dave will write you one of his world-renowned Erotic Short Stories starring YOU and read it on the show. And yes, there will be sexy music in the background while this is happening.


If you select this tier please add your phone number and preferred men's t-shirt size (XS, S, M, L, XL or XXL) as a note at checkout!

Futuristic Society of Sexy, Sexy People
$50 or more per month

Same as $25 PLUS choice of a second T-shirt. You also get an at-least-10-minute Skype session with Dave where he rips guitar solos and takes his shirt off for no apparent reason. Also, Dave will call you or a loved one from a pay phone and leave a rambling voice message. You will also get a sticker. This will be a high-end sticker that can handle most things.


If you select this tier please add your phone number and preferred men's t-shirt size (XS, S, M, L, XL or XXL) as a note at checkout!

Dave Is My Bitch Basically
$1,000 or more per month

Same as $50 PLUS Dave will fly anywhere in the world and sing your choice of either “At Last” by Etta James or “Winds of Change” by the Scorpions to you at your home or workplace while dressed as a historical figure of your choosing. You must stay at this level for a minimum of one year before Dave gets on the plane, unless, of course, you pay the year in full right away, in which case Dave is on the next plane.

If you select this tier please add your phone number and preferred men's t-shirt size (XS, S, M, L, XL or XXL) as a note at checkout!