Dave Ross

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  • FOUR episodes of my patron-only podcast Dave Ross Is Dead each month!

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  • A digital download of my album The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex
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  • Exclusive Organic Tote Bag - Four pieces of exclusive merch you can't get anywhere else.

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About Dave Ross

Dave Ross is a comedian.  He co-hosts the 100% perfect podcast GOOD HEROIN and tours the country doing standup.  The rest of the time he sits in his room making graphics, animations, websites and whatever else, so this patreon page is gonna have way too much shit on it.  Another big thing about Dave is that he loves you.  He has to!  He's depressed!
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