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Acolyte, Church of Starry Wisdom


$5
/ monthAs an acolyte of the Church of Starry Wisdom, you will be expected to sing to the evening stars atop your local scrying tower (check google maps). The stars don't shine unless sung to - little known fact - so this is where it all begins.
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Shadowbinder


$10
/ monthA full initiate into the ways of Starry Wisdom, who can say what knowledge and power you hold behind your laquered mask. Who knows what lies in the shadow beyond Asshai? Who alone can follow the river Ash where it runs howling through the Mountains of the Morn? You do, that's who.
Priesthood of R'hllor


$13
/ monthAs a priest or priestess of red R'hllor, the God of Flame and Shadow, many magics are at your disposal... but be careful, as each use of R'hllor's power seems to further the transformation from mortal human to fire Other, a.k.a. one who is 'powered by R'hllor.'
Citizen of the Valyrian Freehold


$15
/ monthAs a Lord Freeholder of the "Forty Families" of Valyria, you are a voting citizen of the mightiest (and best-looking) empire in the history of the world. Those volcanos haven't erupted in five thousand years, what could go wrong? Again, you look amazing.
Avatar of the Houses of Heaven
Limited (3 remaining)


$19
/ monthThe twelve zodiacal constellations are referenced in a cryptic and awesome way in A Song of Ice and Fire, with each being tied to a specific First Men house. You will be named the avatar of one of the zodiacal constellations on earth, a pillar of heaven, holding up the universe and Mythical Astronomy itself.
Guardian of the Galaxy
Sold out!


$20
/ monthYou will be anointed the Guardian for one of the 11 named constellations in ASOIAF: The Sword of the Morning, the Crone's Lantern, the Stallion / Horned Lord, the Moon Maid, the Ice Dragon, the Shadowcat, The Galley, The Ghost, The King's Crown (The Cradle), The Swan, and the Sow.
White Walker of the Woods
Limited (4 remaining)


$26.66
/ monthYou are a child of Night's Queen, one of the white shadows who ride down on the winds of winter. You hunt the living with armies of cold, undead servants. To be honest, those warm-blooded greenlanders just don't get you. You're too cool for them.
Green Zombie Watch
Limited (10 remaining)


$33
/ monthAs one of the last Watchmen, you will give up your life to become a green zombie, the only thing capable of braving the cold dead lands of the Others. You will be resurrected by the greenseers and will be tasked with winning the War for the Dawn 2.0. No biggie, you got this.
Dragon


$50
/ monthYou have become a dragon. You don't ride a dragon; you ARE the dragon. Your breath is a nuclear furnace. Your wings, a hurricane. The lashing of your tail is a thunderclap. Your claws are Valyrian steel. You eat the dead for breakfast, and you carry Mythical Astronomy on your back. Dracarys.
Heart Tree
Limited (3 remaining)


$100
/ monthBy your extreme generosity, you will be sacrificed so that a weirwood might be given a face. Your spirit will fuse with the tree, making it (and now you) a heart tree, capable of bestowing psychedelic powers to the greenseers. Only 3 heart trees will be made, in honor of the 3 planted by Garth the Green at Highgarden.
The Moons
Limited (2 remaining)


$200
/ monthOnce there were two moons in the sky, but one wandered too close to the sun and cracked from the heat. A thousand thousand dragons poured forth, and drank the fire of the sun. That is why dragons breathe flame. One day the other moon will kiss the sun too, and then it will crack and the dragons will return. Two moons, two moon patrons. The Dragon Moon and the Other Moon.
Red Comet
Limited (1 remaining)


$300
/ monthFirst sighted in 300 AC, the red comet heralded the birth of Dany's dragons & her fulfillment of the Azor Ahai reborn prophecy. A similar comet brought the fall of the Long Night, some say... but will the bleeding star return, the harbinger of a new doom? Only the comet patron, should they rise, can say.
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Acolyte, Church of Starry Wisdom


$5
/ monthAs an acolyte of the Church of Starry Wisdom, you will be expected to sing to the evening stars atop your local scrying tower (check google maps). The stars don't shine unless sung to - little known fact - so this is where it all begins.
YOU MIGHT LIKE
Shadowbinder


$10
/ monthA full initiate into the ways of Starry Wisdom, who can say what knowledge and power you hold behind your laquered mask. Who knows what lies in the shadow beyond Asshai? Who alone can follow the river Ash where it runs howling through the Mountains of the Morn? You do, that's who.
Priesthood of R'hllor


$13
/ monthAs a priest or priestess of red R'hllor, the God of Flame and Shadow, many magics are at your disposal... but be careful, as each use of R'hllor's power seems to further the transformation from mortal human to fire Other, a.k.a. one who is 'powered by R'hllor.'
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