Dear Hank and John is creating Dubious Advice
2,694

patrons

$6,311
per month
Dear Hank and John is a comedy podcast about death in which questions are answered, dubious advice is dispensed, and listeners are subjected to the news from Mars and AFC Wimbledon. Through this Patreon, you can show us via your monthly dollar whether you prefer Mars, AFC Wimbledon, or neither. And if you choose to support us at $5 a month, you'll get access to our short, Patreon-only podcast, This Week in Ryans.



A portion of the money raised goes to support the pod, but given that it isn't very resource-intensive and we've got tons of sponsorship money rolling in from our fake sponsors, most of your Patreon support goes to help fund our educational productions at SciShow, Crash Course, and elsewhere.

The basic question is: If we made you, would you pay for Dear Hank and John? If so, just give us a percentage of whatever you want to pay as a way of thanking us for not making you pay. Or not... That is also cool. We understand that not everybody has money to spend, and we would much rather you make sound financial decisions than support our podcast.

Thanks, and DFTBA!


Tiers
MARS NEWS
$1 or more per month 849 patrons
Join us for a monthly livestream which will occur just before or after we record Dear Hank and John and receive our thanks (generally) in every episode. We were planning on having more rewards than this, but we have decided that we don't really want there to be any more tiers to the community, so we're just charging the lowest amount we can. Also, cast your vote for Mars in the never-ending (except in death) battle regarding which news is more interesting to you. If you're in this perk, then you clearly enjoy Mars most.

AFC WIMBLEDON NEWS
$1 or more per month 515 patrons
Join us for a monthly livestream which will occur just before or after we record Dear Hank and John and receive our thanks (generally) in every episode. We were planning on having more rewards than this, but we have decided that we don't really want there to be any more tiers to the community, so we're just charging the lowest amount we can. Also, cast your vote for AFC Wimbledon in the never-ending (except in death) battle regarding which news is more interesting to you. If you're in this perk, then you clearly like AFC Wimbledon most.
Neither, If I'm Being Honest
$1 or more per month 626 patrons
Join us for a monthly livestream which will occur just before or after we record Dear Hank and John and receive our thanks (generally) in every episode. We were planning on having more rewards than this, but we have decided that we don't really want there to be any more tiers to the community, so we're just charging the lowest amount we can. Also, cast your vote for as an abstention from the debate from this assigning debate between two brothers who clearly just need to get over their petty differences.
This Week in Ryans Podcast
$5 or more per month 1037 patrons
So many Ryans have done so many great things! John and Hank will create a short, supplemental podcast (about 5-10 minutes long) in which they discuss a modern or historical Ryan. You'll be able to download this via a secret RSS feed.
Dear Hank and John is a comedy podcast about death in which questions are answered, dubious advice is dispensed, and listeners are subjected to the news from Mars and AFC Wimbledon. Through this Patreon, you can show us via your monthly dollar whether you prefer Mars, AFC Wimbledon, or neither. And if you choose to support us at $5 a month, you'll get access to our short, Patreon-only podcast, This Week in Ryans.



A portion of the money raised goes to support the pod, but given that it isn't very resource-intensive and we've got tons of sponsorship money rolling in from our fake sponsors, most of your Patreon support goes to help fund our educational productions at SciShow, Crash Course, and elsewhere.

The basic question is: If we made you, would you pay for Dear Hank and John? If so, just give us a percentage of whatever you want to pay as a way of thanking us for not making you pay. Or not... That is also cool. We understand that not everybody has money to spend, and we would much rather you make sound financial decisions than support our podcast.

Thanks, and DFTBA!


Recent posts by Dear Hank and John

Tiers
MARS NEWS
$1 or more per month 849 patrons
Join us for a monthly livestream which will occur just before or after we record Dear Hank and John and receive our thanks (generally) in every episode. We were planning on having more rewards than this, but we have decided that we don't really want there to be any more tiers to the community, so we're just charging the lowest amount we can. Also, cast your vote for Mars in the never-ending (except in death) battle regarding which news is more interesting to you. If you're in this perk, then you clearly enjoy Mars most.

AFC WIMBLEDON NEWS
$1 or more per month 515 patrons
Join us for a monthly livestream which will occur just before or after we record Dear Hank and John and receive our thanks (generally) in every episode. We were planning on having more rewards than this, but we have decided that we don't really want there to be any more tiers to the community, so we're just charging the lowest amount we can. Also, cast your vote for AFC Wimbledon in the never-ending (except in death) battle regarding which news is more interesting to you. If you're in this perk, then you clearly like AFC Wimbledon most.
Neither, If I'm Being Honest
$1 or more per month 626 patrons
Join us for a monthly livestream which will occur just before or after we record Dear Hank and John and receive our thanks (generally) in every episode. We were planning on having more rewards than this, but we have decided that we don't really want there to be any more tiers to the community, so we're just charging the lowest amount we can. Also, cast your vote for as an abstention from the debate from this assigning debate between two brothers who clearly just need to get over their petty differences.
This Week in Ryans Podcast
$5 or more per month 1037 patrons
So many Ryans have done so many great things! John and Hank will create a short, supplemental podcast (about 5-10 minutes long) in which they discuss a modern or historical Ryan. You'll be able to download this via a secret RSS feed.