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$2 Tier

$2 / month

Do you want to support Dear Internet? For a nominal fee  you could help make the dreams of our humble podcast hosts come true. At this tier you will have access to the Dear Internet Patreon Activity Feed. We will put some weird stuff in there for you, and it will be great!

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$5 Tier

$5 / month
The best part of this Patreon is that it will give us an excuse to make a bunch of bonus content just for you! At this tier you will gain access to our archive of monthly bonus episodes both new and old. You will even get access to our musty old Cast of Thrones bonus episodes! You will also get access to the Dear Internet Patreon activity feed.

$10 Tier

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$10 / month
You want access to the Patreon activity feed, you want access to the archive of bonus episodes, but you want MORE. We will thank you individually on a bonus episode!
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Dear Internet Logo Sticker! 4” x 4” die-cut vinyl sticker.

Exclusive Mug Tier

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$25 / month
We all love that bean juice, but you can make it even better with this exclusive Dear Internet logo mug. We are using the patreon merch option, so after 3 months at this tier patreon will automatically send you your new mug! This 11oz white ceramic mug is dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Dear Internet logo mug! 11oz white mug.

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$30 / month
Want to show the world your love for Dear Internet? Get this exclusive shirt from patreon! We are using their merch option, so after 3 months at this tier they will automatically send you your new shirt! 
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Dear Internet Logo Tshirt! Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex T-Shirt

Super Tier

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$50 / month
At this tier you can submit a question for us to discuss on our monthly bonus episode and we will talk about it! And we will give you credit!!! This could be personal advice for yourself, a "friend", or some wild question from r/relationships or other internet sources. We reserve the right to not talk about subjects that are gross/bad/racist.

We've also added both the sticker and tshirt merch options to this tier!
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  • Exclusive Sticker - Dear Internet Logo Sticker! 4” x 4” die-cut vinyl sticker.
  • Exclusive T-shirt - Dear Internet Logo Tshirt! Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex T-Shirt

Mega Tier

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$75 / month
This tier will land you a sticker, mug, and a hoodie! People* say that this tier feels like being brought an Almond Joy by your loved one, owning 10,000 skulls, and being best friends with an eagle...all at the same time!

We are using the patreon merch option, so after 3 months at this tier you will automatically get your merch!

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Exclusive Merch
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  • Exclusive Hoodie - Dear Internet logo Hoodie! Premium Unisex Hoodie.
  • Exclusive Mug - Dear Internet logo mug! 11oz white mug.
  • Exclusive Sticker - Dear Internet Logo Sticker! 4” x 4” die-cut vinyl sticker.
$500 / month

The Ned Stark

When you are a Stark, you do your duty. For the Realm and for the North. Do you ask for anything in return? No. Is there really some amazing secret reward that you get for being a Ned Stark? Probably not. Will other people shake their head in disbelief and ask you what on earth you are thinking? Yes. Will you be full of regret for randomly throwing your money away? No. You are Ned Stark.

This tier includes:
  • None of the rewards from the previous tiers
  • A sense of supreme satisfaction knowing that you have done your duty


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About Dear Internet

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$1,749.41 of $2,000 per month
Weekly Episodes
If we can hit this goal we will LITERALLY double our output. That is an episode every dang week (with a couple of short breaks each year). That is twice the bone and ghost content. Double the beans! And so many more chances to tell people to break up with their terrible boyfriends.  
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