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GREETINGS, THE NOBELIST OF LIFTING DEAD ARMY WARRIORS!! We honor your bravery for venturing far into the depths of The Iron Crypt.. through the zombie apocalypse to our Patreon page.. where you can find EXCLUSIVE CONTENT, SPECIALIZED FITNESS PROGRAMS, &  MEMBER-ONLY VIDEOS featuring workouts, recipes, nutrition, supplementation, music, monsters, mayhem, muscles, and more...

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