Elizabeth Burch-Hudson

is creating essays, poetry, & unsolicited advice on how to top Harry Styles.

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Drunk Girl in Line for the Bathroom

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Congrats bestie! Let's swap gum, instagram handles, and dreams about opening a boutique gluten-free brewery because you and me are bonded for LIFE.

You now have access to my monthly newsletter - which features one hilarious article and a list of what I watched this month that I loved or hated (#hottakesonly).

The articles featured will include such hard-hitting journalism as:
WHAT KIND OF EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN SHOULD YOU HAVE THIS WEEK, BASED ON YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
- 15 GOOD WAYS TO CONVINCE A MAN YOU ARE A SUCCUBUS/WITCH/DEMON TO WARD OFF UNWANTED MALE ATTENTION
THE HOTTEST QUEER-CODED CARTOON VILLAINS: A DEFINITIVE RANKING
WHAT KIND OF SOCIOPATH IS HE BASED ON HIS FAVE CULT FILM?
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Friends with Benefits

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FWB is always messy but it's always fun af. So let's go for it!

With this level of undefined-alcohol fueled-connection, you get access to my monthly newsletter and article, my what to watch and not list, AND a monthly "TED Talk" written by yours truly.

These Talks will touch on crucial life skills such as:
How to Survive Being a Closeted Bisexual in a Conservative Small Town When Everyone Thinks You're a Lesbian
How to Overcome Your Imposter Syndrome by Pretending You're a SWM
- How to Trick Yourself Into Thinking You're Not Depressed By Becoming TikTok Famous

You don't want to miss out on such important, hands-on guidance and impartial advice.
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"Hooking Up"

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I mean, what even are we? 

Well, you're someone I can be vulnerable around...so that means you get access to a freshly written poem (from the heart ofc and bi-weekly) along with my monthly newsletter article and "TED Talk." The poems won't always rhyme but they will occasionally come in the form of sea shanties and they will ALWAYS drag people named "Kyle."

On top of this, since we're getting up close and personal, I will include a personalized list of viewing recommendations based on what you watched last month and your avail streaming services (including your ex's HBO account, no judgement here). This is perfect for insomniacs, binge-watchers, and avid Netflix-and-chillers (game recognize game and you need to keep that watchlist fresh).
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About Elizabeth Burch-Hudson

Welcome all who are queer, all who live in fear, and all who have ever been or are currently on mood stabilizers (#wellbootygang). My name is Elizabeth and I am here to entertain, to engage, and to take the edge off. 

Looking for moving prose about growing up a closeted queer and clinically sad in a town that had a local unregistered sex offender everyone called "Captain Hook?" Look no further.

Want to know the list of reasons why the FilmBoi you're dating is a sociopath based only on his fave cult flick? I gotchu. 

Interested in abstract poetry about eating disorders and TikTok fame composed of only my most recent Google searches? I see you, perv, and I respect the honesty. 

This page is for the misfits, the worriers, and the creeps. So lend me your ears...and your bank account info.
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