Elizabeth Burch-Hudson
Elizabeth Burch-Hudson
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Lil' Bb Pervs
For my financially fucked friends, fans, and fellow perverts - $1/month for access to only my monthly newsletter/piece of writing.
Quite the steal, and I implore those with 401ks and/or dental insurance to splurge for higher tier to help me pay for dental insurance (first teeth cleaning this month in three years! This is twenty six!)
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Fuck Me Eyes
With this cyber perception of one another, you get access to my newest addition: LINE OF THE WEEK. My brightest and best line written over the week delivered weekly to your e-doorstep.
I can almost guarantee that each week's line will outdo the last and provided your weekly dose of success by comparison -- you may feel like shit, but at least you didn't just describe a man's cum as bland and "in crisis!"
- Patron-only newsletter
Drunk Girl in Line for the Bathroom
Congrats bestie! You now have access to my all-access monthly newsletter - which features my lines of the week each week along with one unhinged piece of writing on the 1st of every month.
I'm working on producing prose and poetry at rapid rates, and whatever thoughts I have to share each month could be haunting, hilarious, heartbreaking, and ideally D) all of the above. Thank you for continuing to support me and my freelance career, I couldn't do it without you!
- Patron-only newsletter
Lil' Bb Pervs
For my financially fucked friends, fans, and fellow perverts - $1/month for access to only my monthly newsletter/piece of writing.
Quite the steal, and I implore those with 401ks and/or dental insurance to splurge for higher tier to help me pay for dental insurance (first teeth cleaning this month in three years! This is twenty six!)
- Patron-only newsletter
Fuck Me Eyes
With this cyber perception of one another, you get access to my newest addition: LINE OF THE WEEK. My brightest and best line written over the week delivered weekly to your e-doorstep.
I can almost guarantee that each week's line will outdo the last and provided your weekly dose of success by comparison -- you may feel like shit, but at least you didn't just describe a man's cum as bland and "in crisis!"
- Patron-only newsletter
Drunk Girl in Line for the Bathroom
Congrats bestie! You now have access to my all-access monthly newsletter - which features my lines of the week each week along with one unhinged piece of writing on the 1st of every month.
I'm working on producing prose and poetry at rapid rates, and whatever thoughts I have to share each month could be haunting, hilarious, heartbreaking, and ideally D) all of the above. Thank you for continuing to support me and my freelance career, I couldn't do it without you!
- Patron-only newsletter