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About depressing fridge poems

Hi there! I'm Rusty and I write Depressing Fridge Poems.

What started as a dumb joke with friends is now an Instagram with 230,000 sick fucks like yourself in tow ⁠— which is why I'm asking for your help. With a full time job, it's hard to spend as much time as I'd like writing stupid poetry. Every dollar you pledge will help me focus as much time as I can on the art so that I can keep making more of it.

Currently, all patrons will receive a shoutout on my Instagram story when they join and access to every new poem days (or weeks!) before the public. $2 patrons will also receive exclusive content like phone wallpapers, funny DMs I receive, and the occasional Spotify playlist.

Patrons at the $5 level will also get a Patreon-exclusive poem every month that they can lord over their stupid friends. Patrons at the $10 level will receive a personalized poem written just for them (based on a one word suggestion) and an exclusive sticker you can't buy anywhere else. Then we've got the ridiculous $25+ tiers (I don't know why you would even bother with those, but you do get a tote bag).

As always ⁠— thank you, you sick fucks.

Rusty
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When I reach 100 patrons, I'll post three new poems a week (instead of two!)
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