Now everyone will know! 🔥 Your name or pseudonym will be listed in YouTube video descriptions and the credits of any other projects I happen to publish during your time here.

Shove it in their faces! 😝 Your name will be shown on screen at the end of edited videos wherever possible. Everywhere else, you'll rank higher in the credits than members of the previous tier.

On screen recognition currently not available for livestreams, PRA videos, unedited recordings, or shorts.

Welcome to my list of terror...! I'll be verbalising the names of everyone on it in videos and livestreams wherever possible. The list will live in my pocket, so it could happen anywhere, anytime! You'll also rank higher on screen or in the credits where chanting is not possible.

Verbal shout outs may not be available for PRA videos, shorter content, or music content.

...I mean heck, I better start sending you monthly postcards at this point. And knowing me, they'll be unique, customised, artsy creations. Writing random nonsense is a classic pastime of the unhinged cult leader, right!?

+ everything from lower tiers

Now you're getting monthly letters instead of postcards… so they’re bigger and more unhinged?

+ everything from Creepy Chanting

You probably need more terror in your life. Let me help you with a monthly short video of me screaming something for/at you (within reason) eg. telling your kid to go the fuck to bed, or telling YOU to go to bed instead of writing more ridiculous Patreon tiers…

+ everything from Ritual Ramblings

Let’s admit you’re insane but I’ll also send you some small work of art every month which will end up way more valuable than crypto when I get famous… 😄😉 (humour, not financial advice...!) You're way deep in the cult at this point! 😱

+ everything from Sanctified Scary Screamings

You need help, and I am absolutely unqualified to give it, but let’s have a monthly 30min video chat anyway because I probably want to see who the fuck you are even if video calls are super uncomfortable lol 😅😅😅 thanks for single-handedly bankrolling this entire operation and turning me into a proper Scientology-level cult leader...!! 🔥😈🔥

+ everything from Pocketbook Purification