Wombat is creating upsetting internet content
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patrons

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I wrote some sappy shit that I've just deleted and now I'm writing something real.

Jesus fucking Christ, why do I try to write these things normally? I know I can't do it.

Look, I make content. Most of it's probably offensive to someone. Some of it is about porn (though I refuse to be naked unless I'm covered in baby oil, so don't count on that), most of it is about games, some of it's writing.

Some people like it. I hope you're one of those people and if you support me, thanks. If not, well, okay.

Stuff I Do

  • Regular Twitch Streaming
  • Comedy/Talks for Perverts (Onii-chan no Ecchi)
  • Long-Form Game Reviews
  • Write Occasional Novels and Stories
  • Tech/Game News Podcast


Why Patreon?


The honest answer is that I want to avoid being tied to the monetization systems of the platforms I use, for the most part.

In the secondary: Twitch is unstable and pretty quick to kick people off. Likewise, it's hard to make certain other sorts of content on Twitch. I'd like to be able to do more in the podcasting space and more OCnE things. Stable money via Patreon is more likely to allow that than the whims of Twitch or Youtube's discoverability black holes.

At the end of the day, I have a passion for this stuff (I've been doing it since 2001 in one form or another) and I'd love to be able to stabilize it a bit.

Proof I Make Things




Tiers
Standard Patron Access
$1 or more per month
Access to the Patron-only feed and my thanks.


You know how basic tiers go.

Cherry Boy Tier
$2.50 or more per month
Gets you into the Cherry Boy club. Gets you the Cherry Boy title in DIscord.


You'll also get to watch, but not vote on any Patron-only episodes.

Includes Discord rewards
Pink Pineapple Tier
$5 or more per month
This tier allows you to vote on the bonus content I make when we reach the first goal.


Also grants you the Pink Pineapple title in Discord

Includes Discord rewards
Heartwork Fan Tier
$10 or more per month
Get the Heartwork Fan title in Discord and... something else.


Hit me with ideas, please. I might do one-day early access to Patron-only stuff? But at the moment, there's no easy way for me to do that.

Includes Discord rewards
Spider Anatomist Tier
$100 or more per month
You get the Spider Anatomist role in discord.


You can also specifically request one specific show per month for a Patron Only Theatre episode.


This doesn't require the overall goals to be met.

Includes Discord rewards
SNAPCHAT BAES
$500 or more per month
Access to my secret Snapchat! OMG!! (This is not real)


But you DO get the best possible Discord role and the ability to be heard even if plebians were to dare to talk.

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
45% complete
One Piece of Patron-Only ($2.50+ tier) Content per month, Voted on by Patrons.

$5+ Can Vote
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Generic Header Statement


I wrote some sappy shit that I've just deleted and now I'm writing something real.

Jesus fucking Christ, why do I try to write these things normally? I know I can't do it.

Look, I make content. Most of it's probably offensive to someone. Some of it is about porn (though I refuse to be naked unless I'm covered in baby oil, so don't count on that), most of it is about games, some of it's writing.

Some people like it. I hope you're one of those people and if you support me, thanks. If not, well, okay.

Stuff I Do

  • Regular Twitch Streaming
  • Comedy/Talks for Perverts (Onii-chan no Ecchi)
  • Long-Form Game Reviews
  • Write Occasional Novels and Stories
  • Tech/Game News Podcast


Why Patreon?


The honest answer is that I want to avoid being tied to the monetization systems of the platforms I use, for the most part.

In the secondary: Twitch is unstable and pretty quick to kick people off. Likewise, it's hard to make certain other sorts of content on Twitch. I'd like to be able to do more in the podcasting space and more OCnE things. Stable money via Patreon is more likely to allow that than the whims of Twitch or Youtube's discoverability black holes.

At the end of the day, I have a passion for this stuff (I've been doing it since 2001 in one form or another) and I'd love to be able to stabilize it a bit.

Proof I Make Things




Recent posts by Wombat

Tiers
Standard Patron Access
$1 or more per month
Access to the Patron-only feed and my thanks.


You know how basic tiers go.

Cherry Boy Tier
$2.50 or more per month
Gets you into the Cherry Boy club. Gets you the Cherry Boy title in DIscord.


You'll also get to watch, but not vote on any Patron-only episodes.

Includes Discord rewards
Pink Pineapple Tier
$5 or more per month
This tier allows you to vote on the bonus content I make when we reach the first goal.


Also grants you the Pink Pineapple title in Discord

Includes Discord rewards
Heartwork Fan Tier
$10 or more per month
Get the Heartwork Fan title in Discord and... something else.


Hit me with ideas, please. I might do one-day early access to Patron-only stuff? But at the moment, there's no easy way for me to do that.

Includes Discord rewards
Spider Anatomist Tier
$100 or more per month
You get the Spider Anatomist role in discord.


You can also specifically request one specific show per month for a Patron Only Theatre episode.


This doesn't require the overall goals to be met.

Includes Discord rewards
SNAPCHAT BAES
$500 or more per month
Access to my secret Snapchat! OMG!! (This is not real)


But you DO get the best possible Discord role and the ability to be heard even if plebians were to dare to talk.

Includes Discord rewards