Distressed Egg

is creating Adult Art and Comics

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The tip jar tier! Every little bit helps-- and your support allows me to keep regularly producing cool queer smut! Thank you! <3
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Early access to twice-weekly sketch and comic updates! View spicy new art pieces an entire month before they hit public timelines!
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DISCLAIMER: This Patreon contains explicit sexual content. By pledging to this Patreon, you are confirming that you are over the age of eighteen and that you are aware of the type of art being created. If I find out you're a minor, your pledge is getting revoked, end of discussion.

PHEW, GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY. ADULTS, HELLO! My name is Distressed Egg*. I've been drawing comics and art for a long time for my day job, and more recently I've started to become successful under this nom d'amour as well. I'd like to continue making more weird, fun art for horny people, but I also need to justify working it into my schedule so I can support myself as a freelance artist. Which is why this Patreon exists!

I'm really interested in making smut that's a little more esoteric-- that isn't just two people in a room fucking. It's fascinating to explore the myriad different ways people express themselves through their sensual tastes and experiences, and this is the perfect outlet. My goal is to make erotic work that's LGBTQIA+-centric, body-positive and kink-positive; I'm a pansexual non-binary trans femme myself, and I'm making the kind of content I want to see more of out in the world. (Plus it often feels like we live in a fucking nightmare timeline where horny stuff on the internet constantly teeters on the brink of annihilation, so I'll admit there's also a somewhat political drive to drawing copious amounts of queers having fun with each other and feeling good about themselves, lol.)

Currently I post sketch updates twice a week, with the occasional comic/detailed illustration/prose/Twine game/other-media-type update when I can find the time to make them. Eventually, all content posted here will also go up on my social media at http://twitter.com/distressedegg and http://mellified.men/@distressedegg, but patrons pledging as low as $1 will see it here before anyone else.

If you're looking for something a little different in your erotica... if you're tired of the same old drivel and crave a more peculiar yet refined experience... then subscribe to my Patreon, and help support exciting new experiments in NSFW comics and art!

*The name isn't related to the content-- I don't JUST draw egg-related stuff. I do sometimes, though.
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$361.84 of $400 per month
If we hit this goal, I'll start drawing an Ask Sybil comic page every month, with questions pulled from a subscriber-exclusive submission pool.
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 397 exclusive posts
334
Images
7
Links
27
Polls
37
Writings

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