DJ Cummerbund is creating the greatest music in the universe!
84

patrons

$653
per month
Welcome my Bundsons! This is my revamped Patreon page where you'll find all kinds of exclusive content, behind-the-scenes tidbits, and general tomfoolery.
I want to thank you all for contributing to my craft and supporting my delicious endeavors. I truly appreciate your patronage, and hope to provide titillating content you all to enjoy!
Tiers
Talc
$1 or more per month only 483 left
As a Talc, you are telling the world that the work I do is important, and you are a supporter of my glorious creations. I appreciate you!

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content, including haikus, poems, drawings I make, and behind-the-scenes photos of me just being amazing

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Talc” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name in the description of my YouTube videos announcing your rank of Talc and thanking you for being a supporter

Gypsum
$3 or more per month only 242 left
Now a Gypsum, you are starting to realize that you might have a slight addiction to the Cummerbund. I really appreciate you!

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content, including haikus, poems, drawings, behind-the-scenes photos of me just being amazing, and access to all group live chats/AMAs

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Gypsum” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name in the description of my YouTube videos announcing your rank of Gypsum and thanking you for being a supporter

Calcite
$5 or more per month only 70 left
My word…you, sir or madam, are a Calcite! Your relationship with me is starting to spiral out of control, and friends and family are becoming worried about you. Don’t pay them any mind - they don’t understand us. I truly appreciate what has developed between us!

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content including haikus, poems, drawings, behind-the-scenes photos, all group live chats/AMAs, and behind-the-scenes video of me editing music and teasing new songs

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Calcite” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name in the description of my YouTube videos announcing your rank of Calcite and thanking you for being a supporter

- MP3 Download access to my latest mixes!

Fluorite
$10 or more per month only 26 left
Fluorite? Seriously?? You have become so infatuated with me that it’s starting to ruin your life. Losing contact with loved ones, inability to function at work or school…this has become quite the problem. And you know what? It doesn’t matter…because I have the utmost respect and admiration for you! 

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content including haikus, poems, drawings, behind-the-scenes photos, all group live chats/AMAs, behind-the-scenes video of me editing music and teasing new songs, and a sneak preview of songs before they are released to the general public to get your feedback/praise.

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Fluorite” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name in the description of my YouTube videos announcing your rank of Fluorite and thanking you for being a supporter

- MP3 download access to my latest mixes!

- Complete download access to my older mixes!

Apatite
$20 or more per month only 23 left
Apatite? You are completely out of control! It can be said that you, as an Apatite, are a complete DJ Cummerbund freak and I have completely consumed your life. You likely have quit work/school at this point to spend your hours watching my videos over and over again, and may have killed at least one family member. I won’t tell. You can trust me. You can trust DJ Cummerbund. Please accept my sincerest gratitude for your support!

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content including haikus, poems, drawings, behind-the-scenes photos, all group live chats/AMAs, behind-the-scenes video, and a sneak preview of songs before they are released to the general public to get your feedback/praise.

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Apatite” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name and picture on a DEDICATED 4-5 second slide (only you!) at the end of all of new videos announcing your rank of Apatite and thanking you for being a supporter

- MP3 Download access to my latest mixes!

Complete download access to my older mixes!

- A framed, autographed, and personalized 8.5x11 photo of me…DJ Cummerbund! Please PM me the address you would like this to go to. 

- A copy of my original EP when it finally drops (looking like early 2019 at this point)

- Free entry to participating live shows! 

- Name one of my upcoming mixes! Must be approved, and make sure it’s stupid.

Orthoclase Feldspar
$50 or more per month only 11 left
ORTHOCLASE FELDSPAR????? I…I’m not sure what to even say. I can’t begin to thank you enough for your generous financial support, and I’ll do my best to satisfy you all the days that I have breath in my body. And hey…if I die before you do, I will have it written into my will that you can spit on my body as many as four times at my funeral. I’m not sure how I can prove or guarantee this to you…I suppose you’ll just have to take my word. The glorious word of the Cummerbund. At this point, it’s safe to say that we’re in love. I love you! 

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content including haikus, poems, drawings, all group live chats/AMAs, behind-the-scenes photos, behind-the-scenes video, and a sneak preview of songs before they are released to the general public to get your feedback/praise.

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Orthoclase Feldspar” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name in the description of my YouTube videos announcing your rank of Orthoclase Feldspar and thanking you for being a supporter

- MP3 Download access to my latest mix!

- Complete download access to my older mixes!

- A framed, autographed, and personalized 8.5x11 photo of me…DJ Cummerbund! Please PM me the address you would like this to go to. 

- A copy of my original EP when it finally drops (looking like early 2019 at this point)

- Free entry to participating live shows! 

- Name three of my upcoming mixes! Must be approved, and make sure they're stupid.

- One official custom DJ Cummerbund mashup of your choosing. We will work out details together and I will do my best to create your vision regardless of how terrible your idea is. If it ends up being any good, I’ll share it with the world and give you the credit for the idea! 

*Delivery time 1-2 months.

Goals
$653 of $10,000 per month
When we reach this goal together, I will be able to release 2-3 new mashups per week, publish original EPs, and be happy with my life.
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Welcome my Bundsons! This is my revamped Patreon page where you'll find all kinds of exclusive content, behind-the-scenes tidbits, and general tomfoolery.
I want to thank you all for contributing to my craft and supporting my delicious endeavors. I truly appreciate your patronage, and hope to provide titillating content you all to enjoy!

Recent posts by DJ Cummerbund

Tiers
Talc
$1 or more per month only 483 left
As a Talc, you are telling the world that the work I do is important, and you are a supporter of my glorious creations. I appreciate you!

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content, including haikus, poems, drawings I make, and behind-the-scenes photos of me just being amazing

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Talc” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name in the description of my YouTube videos announcing your rank of Talc and thanking you for being a supporter

Gypsum
$3 or more per month only 242 left
Now a Gypsum, you are starting to realize that you might have a slight addiction to the Cummerbund. I really appreciate you!

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content, including haikus, poems, drawings, behind-the-scenes photos of me just being amazing, and access to all group live chats/AMAs

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Gypsum” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name in the description of my YouTube videos announcing your rank of Gypsum and thanking you for being a supporter

Calcite
$5 or more per month only 70 left
My word…you, sir or madam, are a Calcite! Your relationship with me is starting to spiral out of control, and friends and family are becoming worried about you. Don’t pay them any mind - they don’t understand us. I truly appreciate what has developed between us!

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content including haikus, poems, drawings, behind-the-scenes photos, all group live chats/AMAs, and behind-the-scenes video of me editing music and teasing new songs

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Calcite” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name in the description of my YouTube videos announcing your rank of Calcite and thanking you for being a supporter

- MP3 Download access to my latest mixes!

Fluorite
$10 or more per month only 26 left
Fluorite? Seriously?? You have become so infatuated with me that it’s starting to ruin your life. Losing contact with loved ones, inability to function at work or school…this has become quite the problem. And you know what? It doesn’t matter…because I have the utmost respect and admiration for you! 

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content including haikus, poems, drawings, behind-the-scenes photos, all group live chats/AMAs, behind-the-scenes video of me editing music and teasing new songs, and a sneak preview of songs before they are released to the general public to get your feedback/praise.

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Fluorite” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name in the description of my YouTube videos announcing your rank of Fluorite and thanking you for being a supporter

- MP3 download access to my latest mixes!

- Complete download access to my older mixes!

Apatite
$20 or more per month only 23 left
Apatite? You are completely out of control! It can be said that you, as an Apatite, are a complete DJ Cummerbund freak and I have completely consumed your life. You likely have quit work/school at this point to spend your hours watching my videos over and over again, and may have killed at least one family member. I won’t tell. You can trust me. You can trust DJ Cummerbund. Please accept my sincerest gratitude for your support!

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content including haikus, poems, drawings, behind-the-scenes photos, all group live chats/AMAs, behind-the-scenes video, and a sneak preview of songs before they are released to the general public to get your feedback/praise.

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Apatite” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name and picture on a DEDICATED 4-5 second slide (only you!) at the end of all of new videos announcing your rank of Apatite and thanking you for being a supporter

- MP3 Download access to my latest mixes!

Complete download access to my older mixes!

- A framed, autographed, and personalized 8.5x11 photo of me…DJ Cummerbund! Please PM me the address you would like this to go to. 

- A copy of my original EP when it finally drops (looking like early 2019 at this point)

- Free entry to participating live shows! 

- Name one of my upcoming mixes! Must be approved, and make sure it’s stupid.

Orthoclase Feldspar
$50 or more per month only 11 left
ORTHOCLASE FELDSPAR????? I…I’m not sure what to even say. I can’t begin to thank you enough for your generous financial support, and I’ll do my best to satisfy you all the days that I have breath in my body. And hey…if I die before you do, I will have it written into my will that you can spit on my body as many as four times at my funeral. I’m not sure how I can prove or guarantee this to you…I suppose you’ll just have to take my word. The glorious word of the Cummerbund. At this point, it’s safe to say that we’re in love. I love you! 

You’ll receive:

- Access to select Patron-only content including haikus, poems, drawings, all group live chats/AMAs, behind-the-scenes photos, behind-the-scenes video, and a sneak preview of songs before they are released to the general public to get your feedback/praise.

- Official digital certificate awarding you the title of “Orthoclase Feldspar” that you can proudly display in your home or office.

- Your name in the description of my YouTube videos announcing your rank of Orthoclase Feldspar and thanking you for being a supporter

- MP3 Download access to my latest mix!

- Complete download access to my older mixes!

- A framed, autographed, and personalized 8.5x11 photo of me…DJ Cummerbund! Please PM me the address you would like this to go to. 

- A copy of my original EP when it finally drops (looking like early 2019 at this point)

- Free entry to participating live shows! 

- Name three of my upcoming mixes! Must be approved, and make sure they're stupid.

- One official custom DJ Cummerbund mashup of your choosing. We will work out details together and I will do my best to create your vision regardless of how terrible your idea is. If it ends up being any good, I’ll share it with the world and give you the credit for the idea! 

*Delivery time 1-2 months.