Doc is creating SWAMP TRASH COME DIVE IN MY BABIES
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patrons

$1,302
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All I've ever wanted were gay-ass stories about girls, and no one would do it, so I just took it upon myself. 

Let's be honest, the state of gay media, especially gay writing, is terrible. Writing is not compensated well, or at all, very often, and I have a thousand rejection letters telling me my work is better suited to a 'niche publication' to prove that the world doesn't think gay stories matter. 

Well, I take issue with that, so instead of trying desperately to get one story accepted for very little money, I'd rather spend that time writing the stories I think people need. That's where you come in. 

I've been writing since I was 8 years old. Here, you'll find a collection of fanworks and original fiction, (Maybe poetry if you get enough wine in me) 

This is where I live, in all my messy, fun, lesbian glory. We'll revisit characters that helped shape me, show you glimpses into my upcoming novel, and offer creative nonfiction about my life. This will, in many ways, take the place of my password locked blog--Sleeping Beauty will be here first, St. Raph will restart here, as well as works y'all haven't even seen, like Le Chat and my original horror works. 

Everything here will be exclusive to this Patreon for at least 6 months, if it ever gets released at all.

Fyi: An awkward thing about Patreon is that they only charge at the first of the month. So if you're getting a PHYSICAL reward, it'll the month you get charged that you get it.
Tiers
Thanks for your Support!
$1 or more per month 16 patrons
THANKS FOR JOINING US. With this pledge, you're throwing your support behind only the highest quality lesbian content a dollar can buy. In return, you have my undying love/tolerance until next month at least, as well as access to my Patreon-only feed. See me scream helplessly into the void about WIP, exclusive hot Witten videos, my new bourbon choices, and the parade of animals my wife brings home.
Witten Wednesdays!
$3 or more per month 4 patrons

Sure, void-screaming is exciting, and until this moment, you perhaps had no idea exactly how many squirrels Jill brings home in a month. But you crave MORE. YOU CRAVE WITTEN. Our adorable cat with the adorable spirit, posted for you every Wednesday hauling ass to get a treat. 
Awesome Support of Gay Writing
$5 or more per month 21 patrons
WRITING WRITING LOTS OF GAY WRITING. At this level, along with the previous tiers, you'll gain access to so much extra writing content. You know how Templeton sang about smorgasbords in Charlotte's Web? YOU TOO CAN BE A RAT GLUTTED GLORIOUSLY ON GAY CONTENT. Guaranteed to be at least 5,000 words per month, and likely much much more. Everything from Sailor Moon and Overwatch fanfic to original work. If you enjoy my writing, this is the way to make sure you don't miss a word.DO IT FOR TEMPLETON.

ALSO NOW AT LEAST ONE COMIC A MONTH AND MORE ONCE I LEARN HOW TO USE THIS THING
THE ALT HISTORY ISLAND
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
My main gaming livestream, which right now is Bioshock Inifinite, an Alt History steampunk game with....potion powers, I guess. I've never played it, but I love alternative history!  I do record and post the streams after, so don't worry about being able to BE THERE NOW, my gay murderous ass will always be there for you.

Keikaku Means Plan
$15 or more per month 3 patrons
Have you enjoyed my Utena work? Looking for me to apply that to something I already love with all of my tiny gay heart? Do you want thousands of words about character motivation and symbolism? Congratulations, this is the Madoka Magica liveblog tier! I will do either one episode or 5 hours of liveblogging, WHICHEVER IS LONGEST. (It will almost always be the episode. Maybe not the first one) Also includes everything up to this tier!
I Need Your Help, Mom Dad and Dad Mom!
$20 or more per month 6 patrons
THE BAD LESBIAN ADVICE HOUR. (is actually two hours) Does it mean I'm a bad lesbian giving advice? Is the advice about coping with bad lesbians? Is it lesbian advice of dubious quality? D) ALL OF THE ABOVE It can be all these things AND MORE. Join at this level, and you'll get not only all the previous tiers, but access to my  monthly livestream, where I answer your most burning questions! Cars, cooking, Haruka's single gay earring, Peter Pan collars. If you can make it into a question, I will talk about it., like a long-winded gay drunken Jeopardy. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.  Jill will join me in the video every month, transforming it like a beautiful butch magical girl into DECENT LESBIAN VETERINARY ADVICE HOUR. I'll still field your questions, never fear, but you'll also be able to tell Jill about your cats! And she sincerely wants to hear all about your cats, please trust.


ONE FOR MY HIGHLIGHT REEL
$30 or more per month 2 patrons
4 VIDEOS A MONTH: Jill's Corner, where my beautiful wife tells you about her Supergirl obsession, animals, and sings you songs; Haruviews, where Haruka Tenoh reviews the finest junk food with her miraculous capability of description; How to Be a Useful Lesbian, where Doc teaches you how to cook, fix your car, or craft; WILD CARD, where I give you a tour of the house maybe? Show you my newest hideous Tracer Cosplay?  AND MANY MORE. AS SEEN ON TV. If you want to be in on cooking classes in my kitchen, this is the tier you want! 
GET BAKED
$40 or more per month 4 patrons (sold out!)
At this level, in addition to everything above, I will send you something I've lovingly baked with these tainted gay hands. It's a surprise, so if you have severe food allergies, this may not be the tier for you (though as a rule I'll leave nuts out of the treats). You've heard me talk about my brownies? You may get to try them for yourself! A new cookie recipe I'm working on? You could be my guinea pig! Lesbian Death Cupcakes? WHY SHOULD JET BE THE ONLY ONE TO SUFFER. Food is something I'm so passionate about, and I can't wait to make something for you. You know what the first month's entry is? Fucking jaffa cake cupcakes. Tell me you don't want that.
Did Someone Call for a Doctor?
$45 or more per month 0 of 4 patrons
*includes everything from Level 30 and below* Need advice on a specific topic? Want help with your writing? Want a review of your wardrobe, with suggestions? Want  help doing a smoky eye? This is the tier for you! You and I will have a 30 minute skype/gchat call on the topic of your choice! I'll send you what I need from you to help you out before that call, and we'll get everything you need put together! You can either be off camera or on, and choose me to do the same! 
Ami And Mamoru Go On Vacation
$50 or more per month 5 patrons (sold out!)
Let Holligay create FOR YOU. Sure, all these other tiers are awesome, fantastic, the greatest Patreon content to ever grace a computer screen. But maybe you want a little more. Maybe you want a fic all for yourself. I like your selfishness, friend, and I would like to reward it. By supporting me at this level, you get not only everything from tier 30 and below, but a fic of at least 2,000 words on the topic of your choice! Make me write shit I hate, it'll be amazing. (Your choice whether it's yours alone, patreon released, or ON MY DAMN BLOG WITH THIS TENDERLY WRITTEN HARUSAGI SHIT WHY) Or if you'd rather, I will make you a hilarious birb watercolor! Birb of my choosing, but you'll have plenty of options. Your very own custom Holligay Joint awaits!
Pollute My Blog (early bird)
$80 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
Have you ever wanted me to liveblog YOUR show? To see YOUR movie? To talk endlessly about it, and make terrible lesbian jokes at the screen? Now is your chance! This is to buy 4 hours of my liveblogging time, however much I get through,  fresh, hot, and ready for you. The only things I won't watch are: Literal porn, I won't jump ahead in Utena or MM and...that's it. Will be liveblogged on the main blog, unless you request it be moved to the Patreon, or for a blog for your buddies only, or whatever. Includes everything from level 30 and below, as well! 
Pollute my Blog!
$100 or more per month 2 patrons (sold out!)
 Have you ever wanted me to liveblog YOUR show? To see YOUR movie? To talk endlessly about it, and make terrible lesbian jokes at the screen? Now is your chance! This is to buy 4 hours of my liveblogging time, however much I get through,  fresh, hot, and ready for you. The only things I won't watch are: Literal porn, I won't jump ahead in Utena or MM and...that's it. Will be liveblogged on the main blog, unless you request it be moved to the Patreon, or for a blog for your buddies only, or whatever. Includes everything from level 30 and below, as well!  
LIVESTREAM ON DEMAND
$100 or more per month 2 patrons (sold out!)
SPONSOR A LIVESTREAM. Did you like what I did with Tombstone? Would you like to see me do it for something specific? I will happily devote myself to doing a livestream of whatever roughly two hour media you desire, and share it with everyone! This also includes all $30 and below rewards, as well as baked goods, so if you really want to see something, let me know! 
CHEERS LOVE
$600 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
The ultimate reward: A WEEKEND AT CASA HOLLIGAY. That's right, if you support me at this level, along with all the previous tiers, you will get to spend four days and three nights here in my home. You'll be responsible for your own airfare, as I am a tiny lesbian and can't do everything for you, but otherwise, I will feed you, I will plan activities, and you will know your nightly slumber in The Lesbian Room. Always wanted to visit the site of The Great Toilet Punching of 2016? YOU WILL BE WHERE IT HAPPENED. Includes bonus Jill! You will not find a better Patreon offer to stay at my house, I guarantee it. 
Goals
$1,000 – reached! per month
DOC GOES PART TIME 

After I've been here for three months, I'll move to working part time (Remember, on patreon I have to pay my own fees and taxes). What does this mean for you? LOTS MORE CONTENT. I work a 40 hour week and about 20 hours a week on Patreon and Tumblr. I could get SO MUCH DONE if I had 20 more hours a week open to me. 
5 of 5
All I've ever wanted were gay-ass stories about girls, and no one would do it, so I just took it upon myself. 

Let's be honest, the state of gay media, especially gay writing, is terrible. Writing is not compensated well, or at all, very often, and I have a thousand rejection letters telling me my work is better suited to a 'niche publication' to prove that the world doesn't think gay stories matter. 

Well, I take issue with that, so instead of trying desperately to get one story accepted for very little money, I'd rather spend that time writing the stories I think people need. That's where you come in. 

I've been writing since I was 8 years old. Here, you'll find a collection of fanworks and original fiction, (Maybe poetry if you get enough wine in me) 

This is where I live, in all my messy, fun, lesbian glory. We'll revisit characters that helped shape me, show you glimpses into my upcoming novel, and offer creative nonfiction about my life. This will, in many ways, take the place of my password locked blog--Sleeping Beauty will be here first, St. Raph will restart here, as well as works y'all haven't even seen, like Le Chat and my original horror works. 

Everything here will be exclusive to this Patreon for at least 6 months, if it ever gets released at all.

Fyi: An awkward thing about Patreon is that they only charge at the first of the month. So if you're getting a PHYSICAL reward, it'll the month you get charged that you get it.

Recent posts by Doc

Tiers
Thanks for your Support!
$1 or more per month 16 patrons
THANKS FOR JOINING US. With this pledge, you're throwing your support behind only the highest quality lesbian content a dollar can buy. In return, you have my undying love/tolerance until next month at least, as well as access to my Patreon-only feed. See me scream helplessly into the void about WIP, exclusive hot Witten videos, my new bourbon choices, and the parade of animals my wife brings home.
Witten Wednesdays!
$3 or more per month 4 patrons

Sure, void-screaming is exciting, and until this moment, you perhaps had no idea exactly how many squirrels Jill brings home in a month. But you crave MORE. YOU CRAVE WITTEN. Our adorable cat with the adorable spirit, posted for you every Wednesday hauling ass to get a treat. 
Awesome Support of Gay Writing
$5 or more per month 21 patrons
WRITING WRITING LOTS OF GAY WRITING. At this level, along with the previous tiers, you'll gain access to so much extra writing content. You know how Templeton sang about smorgasbords in Charlotte's Web? YOU TOO CAN BE A RAT GLUTTED GLORIOUSLY ON GAY CONTENT. Guaranteed to be at least 5,000 words per month, and likely much much more. Everything from Sailor Moon and Overwatch fanfic to original work. If you enjoy my writing, this is the way to make sure you don't miss a word.DO IT FOR TEMPLETON.

ALSO NOW AT LEAST ONE COMIC A MONTH AND MORE ONCE I LEARN HOW TO USE THIS THING
THE ALT HISTORY ISLAND
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
My main gaming livestream, which right now is Bioshock Inifinite, an Alt History steampunk game with....potion powers, I guess. I've never played it, but I love alternative history!  I do record and post the streams after, so don't worry about being able to BE THERE NOW, my gay murderous ass will always be there for you.

Keikaku Means Plan
$15 or more per month 3 patrons
Have you enjoyed my Utena work? Looking for me to apply that to something I already love with all of my tiny gay heart? Do you want thousands of words about character motivation and symbolism? Congratulations, this is the Madoka Magica liveblog tier! I will do either one episode or 5 hours of liveblogging, WHICHEVER IS LONGEST. (It will almost always be the episode. Maybe not the first one) Also includes everything up to this tier!
I Need Your Help, Mom Dad and Dad Mom!
$20 or more per month 6 patrons
THE BAD LESBIAN ADVICE HOUR. (is actually two hours) Does it mean I'm a bad lesbian giving advice? Is the advice about coping with bad lesbians? Is it lesbian advice of dubious quality? D) ALL OF THE ABOVE It can be all these things AND MORE. Join at this level, and you'll get not only all the previous tiers, but access to my  monthly livestream, where I answer your most burning questions! Cars, cooking, Haruka's single gay earring, Peter Pan collars. If you can make it into a question, I will talk about it., like a long-winded gay drunken Jeopardy. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.  Jill will join me in the video every month, transforming it like a beautiful butch magical girl into DECENT LESBIAN VETERINARY ADVICE HOUR. I'll still field your questions, never fear, but you'll also be able to tell Jill about your cats! And she sincerely wants to hear all about your cats, please trust.


ONE FOR MY HIGHLIGHT REEL
$30 or more per month 2 patrons
4 VIDEOS A MONTH: Jill's Corner, where my beautiful wife tells you about her Supergirl obsession, animals, and sings you songs; Haruviews, where Haruka Tenoh reviews the finest junk food with her miraculous capability of description; How to Be a Useful Lesbian, where Doc teaches you how to cook, fix your car, or craft; WILD CARD, where I give you a tour of the house maybe? Show you my newest hideous Tracer Cosplay?  AND MANY MORE. AS SEEN ON TV. If you want to be in on cooking classes in my kitchen, this is the tier you want! 
GET BAKED
$40 or more per month 4 patrons (sold out!)
At this level, in addition to everything above, I will send you something I've lovingly baked with these tainted gay hands. It's a surprise, so if you have severe food allergies, this may not be the tier for you (though as a rule I'll leave nuts out of the treats). You've heard me talk about my brownies? You may get to try them for yourself! A new cookie recipe I'm working on? You could be my guinea pig! Lesbian Death Cupcakes? WHY SHOULD JET BE THE ONLY ONE TO SUFFER. Food is something I'm so passionate about, and I can't wait to make something for you. You know what the first month's entry is? Fucking jaffa cake cupcakes. Tell me you don't want that.
Did Someone Call for a Doctor?
$45 or more per month 0 of 4 patrons
*includes everything from Level 30 and below* Need advice on a specific topic? Want help with your writing? Want a review of your wardrobe, with suggestions? Want  help doing a smoky eye? This is the tier for you! You and I will have a 30 minute skype/gchat call on the topic of your choice! I'll send you what I need from you to help you out before that call, and we'll get everything you need put together! You can either be off camera or on, and choose me to do the same! 
Ami And Mamoru Go On Vacation
$50 or more per month 5 patrons (sold out!)
Let Holligay create FOR YOU. Sure, all these other tiers are awesome, fantastic, the greatest Patreon content to ever grace a computer screen. But maybe you want a little more. Maybe you want a fic all for yourself. I like your selfishness, friend, and I would like to reward it. By supporting me at this level, you get not only everything from tier 30 and below, but a fic of at least 2,000 words on the topic of your choice! Make me write shit I hate, it'll be amazing. (Your choice whether it's yours alone, patreon released, or ON MY DAMN BLOG WITH THIS TENDERLY WRITTEN HARUSAGI SHIT WHY) Or if you'd rather, I will make you a hilarious birb watercolor! Birb of my choosing, but you'll have plenty of options. Your very own custom Holligay Joint awaits!
Pollute My Blog (early bird)
$80 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
Have you ever wanted me to liveblog YOUR show? To see YOUR movie? To talk endlessly about it, and make terrible lesbian jokes at the screen? Now is your chance! This is to buy 4 hours of my liveblogging time, however much I get through,  fresh, hot, and ready for you. The only things I won't watch are: Literal porn, I won't jump ahead in Utena or MM and...that's it. Will be liveblogged on the main blog, unless you request it be moved to the Patreon, or for a blog for your buddies only, or whatever. Includes everything from level 30 and below, as well! 
Pollute my Blog!
$100 or more per month 2 patrons (sold out!)
 Have you ever wanted me to liveblog YOUR show? To see YOUR movie? To talk endlessly about it, and make terrible lesbian jokes at the screen? Now is your chance! This is to buy 4 hours of my liveblogging time, however much I get through,  fresh, hot, and ready for you. The only things I won't watch are: Literal porn, I won't jump ahead in Utena or MM and...that's it. Will be liveblogged on the main blog, unless you request it be moved to the Patreon, or for a blog for your buddies only, or whatever. Includes everything from level 30 and below, as well!  
LIVESTREAM ON DEMAND
$100 or more per month 2 patrons (sold out!)
SPONSOR A LIVESTREAM. Did you like what I did with Tombstone? Would you like to see me do it for something specific? I will happily devote myself to doing a livestream of whatever roughly two hour media you desire, and share it with everyone! This also includes all $30 and below rewards, as well as baked goods, so if you really want to see something, let me know! 
CHEERS LOVE
$600 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
The ultimate reward: A WEEKEND AT CASA HOLLIGAY. That's right, if you support me at this level, along with all the previous tiers, you will get to spend four days and three nights here in my home. You'll be responsible for your own airfare, as I am a tiny lesbian and can't do everything for you, but otherwise, I will feed you, I will plan activities, and you will know your nightly slumber in The Lesbian Room. Always wanted to visit the site of The Great Toilet Punching of 2016? YOU WILL BE WHERE IT HAPPENED. Includes bonus Jill! You will not find a better Patreon offer to stay at my house, I guarantee it.