Don't Drink Beer is creating Podcasts
66

patrons

$668
per month
Malt Mavens: 

For over seven years, Don't Drink Beer has provided free spicy daily content, 3700 beer reviews and 1.5 million words parodying the craft beer underbelly. In June, Don't Drink Beer launched a beer podcast, Malt Couture, to bring those fermented goofs and gaffs to the audio realm. By contributing a few bucks a month, we can work to make DDB and Malt Couture even better with more guests, more dank whales, and the potential for bonus episodes.

DDB content and Malt Couture will remain free. This Patreon will help us buy new mics, avoid recording in Michael's sweltering living room, purchase a soundboard, and additional mics so we can have more than a single guest at a time. It also helps cover the costs associated with taking the Malt Couture and Barleywine is Life live shows on the road so you can enjoy the malty musk and japery live in person. Hail Lord Maris Otter.

Stay High Gravity,
- Alex, Stephen and Michael
Tiers
The Michael Tier
$1.87 or more per month 16 patrons
The most basic tier, just like Michael. Not only will you get access to exclusive videos from Michael, but you'll also get access to our Rhino tier videos and our eternal gratitude. Thanks for helping Malt Couture stay high gravity!
The Stephen Tier
$4.20 or more per month 8 patrons
Get access to everything from Michael's Tier plus unedited clips from segments we cut and intro banter. You'll also get early access to DontDrinkBeer video content. Plus, if you see Stephen IRL he will Too Sweet you.
The Alex Tier
$6.66 or more per month 25 patrons
Get everything from the Michael and Stephen tiers plus an exclusive Malt Couture sticker and an autograph from Lola and Kiwi! Show your willingness to follow Alex Kidd through the malty doors of Valhalla!


*Stickers are scheduled to be ready by Oct. 2018

Friends of Malt Couture (Industry Only)
$15 or more per month 5 patrons
Are you a brewery, bottle shop, or bar and want to support Malt Couture? Let all those whale hunters out there know you provide the maltiest couture. Become a Friend of Malt Couture by joining our Industry Only tier and receive a Malt Couture decal badge for your business to show you support the Malty Boys. We'll also feature your brewery, bottle shop, or bar's logo on our Patreon page plus give your business a shout out on a future episode. 


Please only sign up for this tier if you run a beer related business.


*Friends of Malt Couture decal badges are scheduled to be ready in Oct. 2018

The Koozie Tier
$15 or more per month 7 patrons
Get everything from the Alex, Stephen, and Michael tiers, plus an exclusive Malt Couture koozie. Class up your next bottle share with the most hyped koozie in all the land. 


*Koozie designs are scheduled to be ready by Oct. 2018

The Rhino Tier
$25 or more per month 3 patrons
Get everything from the Alex, Stephen, Michael, and Koozie tier plus a box of janky swag when you join the Rhino Tier. After 6 months of being in The Rhino Tier we'll send you unique items that the Malty Boiz used on the show, guaranteed. Plus, any additional Patreon merch that we introduce in lower tiers will also be sent to you. Prizes can range from one-off batch memorabilia, ticker trinkets, and running orders, each accompanied with a “certificate of authenticity” to make your floccboi friends super jelly.
The Homer Club
$50 or more per month 1 of 30 patrons
You get the everything from the Alex, Stephen, Michael, and Koozie tiers plus, when you sign up for our Homers Club you'll get one of our favorite cellar gems after 6 months and a tasty cellar gem every 6 months for as long as you stay in this tier. 


Spots for the Homer Club are limited to 30.

The Whale Clurb
$100 or more per month 2 of 15 patrons
Release your inner Captain Ahab and join the Whale Clurb. Get everything from the Alex, Stephen, Michael and Koozie tiers, plus after 12 months in the Whale Clurb you'll be sent your very own Whale straight from Alex's linen closet as a token of our appreciation. Stick around in the Whale Clurb and get a guaranteed Whale every 6 months after that. 


Spots for the Whale Clurb are limited to 15. 

Goals
$668 of $7,500 per month
There's nothing we'd love more than to make Don't Drink Beer and Malt Couture more than a blog, Instagram account, and podcast. By reaching this goal, we'll be able to do more live shows by helping cover travel costs so we can hit up breweries big and small, make more videos, record bonus podcast episodes, bring in guests, travel to breweries for on-location content, create more tasty merch, and a whole lot more. Reaching this level of support will allow Alex, Stephen, and Michael to make expanding Don't Drink Beer and Malt Couture their full time gig.
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Malt Mavens: 

For over seven years, Don't Drink Beer has provided free spicy daily content, 3700 beer reviews and 1.5 million words parodying the craft beer underbelly. In June, Don't Drink Beer launched a beer podcast, Malt Couture, to bring those fermented goofs and gaffs to the audio realm. By contributing a few bucks a month, we can work to make DDB and Malt Couture even better with more guests, more dank whales, and the potential for bonus episodes.

DDB content and Malt Couture will remain free. This Patreon will help us buy new mics, avoid recording in Michael's sweltering living room, purchase a soundboard, and additional mics so we can have more than a single guest at a time. It also helps cover the costs associated with taking the Malt Couture and Barleywine is Life live shows on the road so you can enjoy the malty musk and japery live in person. Hail Lord Maris Otter.

Stay High Gravity,
- Alex, Stephen and Michael

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Tiers
The Michael Tier
$1.87 or more per month 16 patrons
The most basic tier, just like Michael. Not only will you get access to exclusive videos from Michael, but you'll also get access to our Rhino tier videos and our eternal gratitude. Thanks for helping Malt Couture stay high gravity!
The Stephen Tier
$4.20 or more per month 8 patrons
Get access to everything from Michael's Tier plus unedited clips from segments we cut and intro banter. You'll also get early access to DontDrinkBeer video content. Plus, if you see Stephen IRL he will Too Sweet you.
The Alex Tier
$6.66 or more per month 25 patrons
Get everything from the Michael and Stephen tiers plus an exclusive Malt Couture sticker and an autograph from Lola and Kiwi! Show your willingness to follow Alex Kidd through the malty doors of Valhalla!


*Stickers are scheduled to be ready by Oct. 2018

Friends of Malt Couture (Industry Only)
$15 or more per month 5 patrons
Are you a brewery, bottle shop, or bar and want to support Malt Couture? Let all those whale hunters out there know you provide the maltiest couture. Become a Friend of Malt Couture by joining our Industry Only tier and receive a Malt Couture decal badge for your business to show you support the Malty Boys. We'll also feature your brewery, bottle shop, or bar's logo on our Patreon page plus give your business a shout out on a future episode. 


Please only sign up for this tier if you run a beer related business.


*Friends of Malt Couture decal badges are scheduled to be ready in Oct. 2018

The Koozie Tier
$15 or more per month 7 patrons
Get everything from the Alex, Stephen, and Michael tiers, plus an exclusive Malt Couture koozie. Class up your next bottle share with the most hyped koozie in all the land. 


*Koozie designs are scheduled to be ready by Oct. 2018

The Rhino Tier
$25 or more per month 3 patrons
Get everything from the Alex, Stephen, Michael, and Koozie tier plus a box of janky swag when you join the Rhino Tier. After 6 months of being in The Rhino Tier we'll send you unique items that the Malty Boiz used on the show, guaranteed. Plus, any additional Patreon merch that we introduce in lower tiers will also be sent to you. Prizes can range from one-off batch memorabilia, ticker trinkets, and running orders, each accompanied with a “certificate of authenticity” to make your floccboi friends super jelly.
The Homer Club
$50 or more per month 1 of 30 patrons
You get the everything from the Alex, Stephen, Michael, and Koozie tiers plus, when you sign up for our Homers Club you'll get one of our favorite cellar gems after 6 months and a tasty cellar gem every 6 months for as long as you stay in this tier. 


Spots for the Homer Club are limited to 30.

The Whale Clurb
$100 or more per month 2 of 15 patrons
Release your inner Captain Ahab and join the Whale Clurb. Get everything from the Alex, Stephen, Michael and Koozie tiers, plus after 12 months in the Whale Clurb you'll be sent your very own Whale straight from Alex's linen closet as a token of our appreciation. Stick around in the Whale Clurb and get a guaranteed Whale every 6 months after that. 


Spots for the Whale Clurb are limited to 15.