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The most basic tier, just like Michael. Not only will you get access to exclusive videos from Michael, but you'll also get access to our Rhino tier videos and our eternal gratitude. Thanks for helping Malt Couture stay high gravity!

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Get access to everything from Michael's Tier plus unedited clips from segments we cut and intro banter. You'll also get early access to DontDrinkBeer video content. Plus, if you see Stephen IRL he will Too Sweet you.

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Get everything from the Michael and Stephen tiers plus an exclusive Malt Couture sticker and an autograph from Lola and Kiwi! Show your willingness to follow Alex Kidd through the malty doors of Valhalla!

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About Don't Drink Beer

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For over seven years, Don't Drink Beer has provided free spicy daily content, 3700 beer reviews and 1.5 million words parodying the craft beer underbelly. In June, Don't Drink Beer launched a beer podcast, Malt Couture, to bring those fermented goofs and gaffs to the audio realm. By contributing a few bucks a month, we can work to make DDB and Malt Couture even better with more guests, more dank whales, and the potential for bonus episodes.

DDB content and Malt Couture will remain free. This Patreon will help us buy new mics, avoid recording in Michael's sweltering living room, purchase a soundboard, and additional mics so we can have more than a single guest at a time. It also helps cover the costs associated with taking the Malt Couture and Barleywine is Life live shows on the road so you can enjoy the malty musk and japery live in person. Hail Lord Maris Otter.

Stay High Gravity,
- Alex, Stephen and Michael
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Cameo wasn't a thing when we started Malt Couture. Now Cameo is a thing so we can pay celebrities to read our 5-star reviews during episodes. Maybe we'll even go back and make them read some of our favorite 5-star reviews that we've already read. We'll even let you pick which celebrity.
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