Dood Online is creating Writing and Random Videos
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Hello there internet connoisseurs!

It's me, Dood Online (your friendly neighborhood dickhead)

I have a passion for writing, as well as over analyzing simple shit and making it complicated (not
because I have an inferiority complex and wanna seem smart to people pffffft). If you enjoy watching
my videos, that's enough for me one like is all that I need to feel validated as a human being.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE REAL WORLD IS A BITCH! Lemme tell you how many interviewers turned me down because
I said "Oh I write stuff and make videos on YouTube" They had the AUDACITY to laugh in my face and tell
me to fuck off. I did what any adult would do, got a Ben and Jerry's and cried while watching Queer Eye. Now see, I want to live a life where I can write, watch Netflix while eating Ben and Jerry's at all
times. So if you'd like to encourage that unhealthy behavior, pledge any amount of money to me!

Along with my rewards, you will also receive my eternal gratitude and we will be officially e-dating!
(Your pledge is your consent to e-dating me, I don't make the rules.) If you read this far, it clearly means you're serious about donating or you're just bored.
Well if it's the first option, great! We're both people who like wasting money!
And if you're the second option, well go check out my channel or my writing if you're bored, DUH!

(Can you believe I failed at marketing a banana freezer during high school?!)
Tiers
Kid Online
$5 or more per month

Put your parent's card back, little jimmy! They'll be mad!

Teen Online
$30 or more per month

It's better to spend your money here than on drugs and violent video games!

Adult Online
$75 or more per month

Dude do you not have bills to pay?!

Billionaire Online
$500 or more per month

You need to get an accountant to manage your finances...

God Online
$5,000 or more per month

Please don't hurt me...sir

Goals
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Hell yeah, Now I can get a studio apartment and move outta my parent's house!
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Hello there internet connoisseurs!

It's me, Dood Online (your friendly neighborhood dickhead)

I have a passion for writing, as well as over analyzing simple shit and making it complicated (not
because I have an inferiority complex and wanna seem smart to people pffffft). If you enjoy watching
my videos, that's enough for me one like is all that I need to feel validated as a human being.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE REAL WORLD IS A BITCH! Lemme tell you how many interviewers turned me down because
I said "Oh I write stuff and make videos on YouTube" They had the AUDACITY to laugh in my face and tell
me to fuck off. I did what any adult would do, got a Ben and Jerry's and cried while watching Queer Eye. Now see, I want to live a life where I can write, watch Netflix while eating Ben and Jerry's at all
times. So if you'd like to encourage that unhealthy behavior, pledge any amount of money to me!

Along with my rewards, you will also receive my eternal gratitude and we will be officially e-dating!
(Your pledge is your consent to e-dating me, I don't make the rules.) If you read this far, it clearly means you're serious about donating or you're just bored.
Well if it's the first option, great! We're both people who like wasting money!
And if you're the second option, well go check out my channel or my writing if you're bored, DUH!

(Can you believe I failed at marketing a banana freezer during high school?!)

Recent posts by Dood Online

Tiers
Kid Online
$5 or more per month

Put your parent's card back, little jimmy! They'll be mad!

Teen Online
$30 or more per month

It's better to spend your money here than on drugs and violent video games!

Adult Online
$75 or more per month

Dude do you not have bills to pay?!

Billionaire Online
$500 or more per month

You need to get an accountant to manage your finances...

God Online
$5,000 or more per month

Please don't hurt me...sir