Drew Toothpaste is creating Writing & Comics

"I Don't Want You To Quit Making Stuff"

$3 /mo
Pledge $3 a month ($0.10 a day) and you'll be helping to keep The Worst Things For Sale and our comics online. We can't make much on affiliate, advertising, or merch sales anymore, so this is essen...
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Drew & Natalie Live!

$10 /mo
At this funding level, still only $0.30 per day, you'll be invited to a secret monthly online gathering where Drew will live-stream on Twitch or FB Live. We'll post the URL here, or you can just fo...
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THE GOOD LEVEL WITH THE FREE STUFF!

$25 /mo
THIS IS THE LEVEL YOU WANT.

At this level we will send you an exclusive package full of great stuff every 3 months. We'll be creating small-batch art prints, drinkware, st...
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Luxury: The Art Level

$75 /mo
As a member of this super-exclusive reward tier, you will receive ORIGINAL, HANDMADE artwork by Drew in the mail, EVERY MONTH, along with the $10/$25 tier rewards. The artwork you ...
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The King/Queen Of Married To The Sea

$500 /mo
You will be crowned King (or Queen) Of Married To The Sea, and your picture, that you provide, will appear on the front page of Married To The Sea, along with a written passage declaring you as the...
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