Drew Toothpaste

is creating Writing & Comics

797

patrons
Tiers
"I Don't Want You To Quit Making Stuff"
$3 or more per month
Pledge $3 a month ($0.10 a day) and you'll be helping to keep The Worst Things For Sale and our comics online. We can't make much on affiliate, advertising, or merch sales anymore, so this is essential to us. 
Drew & Natalie Live!
$10 or more per month
At this funding level, still only $0.30 per day, you'll be invited to a secret monthly online gathering where Drew will live-stream on Twitch or FB Live. We'll post the URL here, or you can just follow @drewtoothpaste on Facebook & Twitter, and you'll be notified there too. You can ask questions, if you want, or just chat. No pressure. Just fun.


A pledge at this level would be a significant part of the monthly funding that helps keep our sites online & functional. But.....

T-SHIRT CLUB!!!
$25 or more per month
THIS IS THE LEVEL YOU WANT.

At this level we will send you a brand-new, silkscreened (NOT digitally printed!) shirt every 4-6 weeks. These designs will be painstakingly hand-crafted by Drew & Natalie Dee, and will not be available elsewhere. Please MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR T-SHIRT SIZE AND CUT ("men's" / "women's" XS through 3XL) when you subscribe to this.


If you're outside of the USA, you must pledge $35 instead of $25 so I can cover shipping. (It's insanely expensive to ship airmail now, unfortunately, and there's no way around this.)

The King/Queen Of Married To The Sea
$500 or more per month (sold out!)
You will be crowned King (or Queen) Of Married To The Sea, and your picture, that you provide, will appear on the front page of Married To The Sea, along with a written passage declaring you as the King (or Queen) of it. You will also get all the other stuff from the other levels. You're royalty, I don't have to repeat myself to you.
Tiers
"I Don't Want You To Quit Making Stuff"
$3 or more per month
Pledge $3 a month ($0.10 a day) and you'll be helping to keep The Worst Things For Sale and our comics online. We can't make much on affiliate, advertising, or merch sales anymore, so this is essential to us. 
Drew & Natalie Live!
$10 or more per month
At this funding level, still only $0.30 per day, you'll be invited to a secret monthly online gathering where Drew will live-stream on Twitch or FB Live. We'll post the URL here, or you can just follow @drewtoothpaste on Facebook & Twitter, and you'll be notified there too. You can ask questions, if you want, or just chat. No pressure. Just fun.


A pledge at this level would be a significant part of the monthly funding that helps keep our sites online & functional. But.....

T-SHIRT CLUB!!!
$25 or more per month
THIS IS THE LEVEL YOU WANT.

At this level we will send you a brand-new, silkscreened (NOT digitally printed!) shirt every 4-6 weeks. These designs will be painstakingly hand-crafted by Drew & Natalie Dee, and will not be available elsewhere. Please MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR T-SHIRT SIZE AND CUT ("men's" / "women's" XS through 3XL) when you subscribe to this.


If you're outside of the USA, you must pledge $35 instead of $25 so I can cover shipping. (It's insanely expensive to ship airmail now, unfortunately, and there's no way around this.)

The King/Queen Of Married To The Sea
$500 or more per month (sold out!)
You will be crowned King (or Queen) Of Married To The Sea, and your picture, that you provide, will appear on the front page of Married To The Sea, along with a written passage declaring you as the King (or Queen) of it. You will also get all the other stuff from the other levels. You're royalty, I don't have to repeat myself to you.