Help us make more videos, comics & writing.

Hi. If you don't know me, I'm the author of Toothpaste For Dinner and co-author of Married To The Sea, two comics which have been online since 2002 and 2006, respectively. I've also been writing a blog called The Worst Things For Sale for the past two years, a daily collection of the worst things I find on the internet.


We run 40+ domains full of content (three of which update every day with content I create myself) which require a big chunk of money, monthly, to keep online. Not only does the hardware and software come with fees, but any technical work has to be done by a third-party, which is paid work.

(Yes, you could ask skilled programmers to work for free, but that's exactly as bad as asking an artist or writer to provide their work for free. Everyone has to eat.)


If you pledge as little as $1 a month, you will be able to do your part to keep our sites thriving, with daily content and regular updates/upgrades to the infrastructure. The $3 tier gives you access to our Patreon-only downloadable PDFs of comics, writing and other content, should that be of interest to anyone. The $10 tier gives you access to our exclusive video chatroom, where we can watch vids together, and watch live video, of each other. We do this once a month, or more often, if you're particularly chatty.

But the BIG DEAL is the $25 pledge level. Every three months you'll get a package in the mail full of brand-new merchandise that I've designed, along with physical entertainment content, like comics or writing. You get EXCLUSIVE stuff that NO ONE else gets, on top of sneak previews of things that non-contributing readers get to see months later, or sometimes never at all.

The $75 level gets you original hand-drawn artwork (not prints!) every single month, on top of the merch from the $25 tier. Pure luxury. Not for the average person.

I have to undertake freelance work in addition to my free-to-read comics and blog, in order to keep everything online and pay the rent. Patreon helps me be able to create MORE NEW stuff on top of ensuring that your constant, daily stream of updates to Married To The Sea and Toothpaste For Dinner don't abruptly stop. That would be terrible.

The most exciting goals are to resume regular updates to drewtoothpaste.com and superpoop.com, projects of mine which I've had to abandon in the interest of more profitable work. I also have ANOTHER, completely new comic, which I've been working on with Natalie Dee for the past few months, and which will go online as soon as I hit the goal for that. A complete new site, new comics, updating regularly.

So, hit me with a pledge, if you want more stuff to look at with your eyes. $10 works out to be $0.33 a day, which is an incredibly tiny amount, but would open up a new world of hundreds or thousands of new comics, writing and videos for you to look at. I've been able to continue my work instead of quitting when it became financially un-viable on its own, which has been amazing and is the direct result of Patreon contributions. You make the difference. You are keeping it going. Thank you.