DRYAD

is creating FILTHY PROPAGANDA

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Sprout

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Look at you teeny tiny little baby sprout with your dumb little bulb and itsy bitsy leaf. Dryad hopes that one day you will grow from this futile form into something more robust, so she fertilizes your soil with little yummy benefits. 
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Sapling

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A spry and eager sapling--no more a sprout and not yet a wyrd one--you are well on your way to bigger and brighter and more icky sticky disgusting things. Dryad feeds you with goodies that others would KILL for.
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Wyrd One

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Wyrd Ones are those big oaks in the grove who have seen, heard, and did it all. Amongst Dryad's most favored and loyal members, the Wyrd Ones enjoy certain benefits that no other has yet earned. When you're ready, you'll get Wyrd too.
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About DRYAD

JOIN ME. WORSHIP ME. DEVOTE YOURSELF TO MY CAUSE. I WILL GRACE YOU WITH THE WASTE AND SECRETIONS OF MY FLESHY VESSEL, AND IN EXCHANGE YOU WILL UPROOT COLONIAL IDEOLOGY IN YOUR DESIGNATED REGION. THOSE WHO PROVE THEMSELVES MOST WORTHY SHALL RECEIVE..."THINGS". JOIN ME. JOIN OR DIE. KISSES!

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