Biting sarcasm, cynical wit and the brutal truth.

What is The Morning Dump?

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business, media & culture with rants from my cynical, frustrated mind.

Between spending hours sitting in front of a computer screen, drinking copious amounts of coffee, chain smoking cigarettes and my complete lack of exercise, I consider my regular trips to the toilet as my most cherished quality time.

This show represents the best way to start your day. A mean shit. Broadcasting live Mondays-Fridays 9:00am EST at  dump.am.

Who the fuck am I? What do I do?

I'm Jordan Cooper, a professional stand-up comedian out of Louisville, Kentucky. For over 17 years, I've travelled across the country performing at clubs, colleges and seemingly every decrepit bar in one-stoplight towns. If you've gone to a weekly "pro comedy night" at a place near you, that could have been me you saw on stage. I was the guy before the main guy. Of course, you probably forgot my name by the time you got home. I don't hold it against you. It's the nature of the business.

Ever since coming off the "road" four years ago as an unknown journeyman (which barely pays the bills for *any* professional comic now), my focus has purely been on online content based around my interests. Technology. Business. Media. Putting my own unique comedic & curmudgeonly spin on things. I figure "hey, if I'm going to be broke doing comedy, at least I can sleep in my own fucking bed."

Why should you care?

Simply put: if you give a fuck, give a buck. Support my work. Feel good about yourself. Like my shit? Becoming a patron means much more than a worthless "like" or retweet.

If you're reading this on a Macbook Air while sipping a fancy coffee drink like a tech douchebag, I'm pretty sure you can afford a fucking dollar. Your contribution will help me continue producing this podcast.

You can always choose to cancel your patronage at any time in the future. Of course, that's a dick move. But it's your choice. You're not locked into anything. If I start making bad shit or you just get sick of me, cut the pledge. No offense taken at all.

Feel free to e-mail me, or message me on Twitter anytime!