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Thank you so much for visiting my pages! We are a podcast in progress! Soon I will be launching my very own podcast where I share my experiences raising my tribe! I am mom to 5 kids, ranging in age from 2y to 20y. And of course they are all unique in their own way. The things that drive me the most crazy are same the things that make me love them so much. 

As every mom will tell you, it's almost impossible to find a free second to yourself. Kids are almost like an infestation. They are in your bathroom, in your bed, in your stuff, in your FACE. I needed and outlet, something just for me. A place to go to vent my frustrations,like when your daughter goes in your nightstand and sees stuff that she will eventually talk about in counseling, or boast about my accomplishments, like when I get to tell my daughter what she found in my end table was used for (tee hee). Maybe next time she will listen when I say, "STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!" ( I wonder who play me in the made for tv movie on lifetime she will some day write).

Being a Mom is hard! And sometimes it helps to hear another mom say, "I have been there girlfriend, You're doing a good job, It will work out". And if that doesn't help, then its also nice to hear another Mom say, " Kids SUCK! They are mean, nasty, sticky, smelly little beasts! Not to mention, SCARY. They are very, very, very scary. Bottom-line, we are all in this together, and you don't have to be a perfect parent to raise great kids! I really hope you enjoy spending time with me and my family, we look forward to getting to know you!! If nothing else you will definitely feel a lot better about your own life once you hear how messed up mines is!
 #lbgtqmom #autism #adoption #controlledchaos #dysfunctionjunction
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Coffee @ Cumby's
$1 or more per month
Being a working full time wife and mother of 5, I need all the caffeinated help I can get! But I am a low maintenance chick, so a chocolate raspberry coffee from my local Cumberland Farms is all I need! Buy me a coffee every month, and not only will you get my never ending gratitude 💋  , but you will get a shout out on my show  🙋🏻  !
Daddy needs a new car!!
$3 or more per month
Throw caution to the wind and take a chance on us!! For the cost of a $3 scratch ticket you will get:


1. Never ending Gratitude  💋 

2. A Show Shoutout  🙋🏻

3. Patreon Exclusive Podcast  🎙  

Diaper Duty! ( he he, I said doody) 👶
$5 or more per month
The baby will be potty training soon! And he needs pull-ups!


 For the price of a generic form diapers you will get:


1. Never ending Gratitude  💋 

2. A Show Shoutout  🙋🏻

3. Patreon Exclusive Podcast  🎙 

4. Never Before Seen Video  📽 

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I am really hoping to do good things with this podcast. And doing a podcast cost money. You have to pay for your website, your web hosting and equipment, etc. Not to mention, I HAVE 5 KIDS! I have to dress them, feed them, put a roof over their heads (needy butts, they are so selfish... feed me, I'm hungry... cloth me Im cold, love me... blah, blah, blah, geeesh.. brats) So any little bit helps. If not for them, do it for me, their list of demands is getting ridiculous ( spend time with me, talk to me, waa, waa), its exhausting.
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Thank you so much for visiting my pages! We are a podcast in progress! Soon I will be launching my very own podcast where I share my experiences raising my tribe! I am mom to 5 kids, ranging in age from 2y to 20y. And of course they are all unique in their own way. The things that drive me the most crazy are same the things that make me love them so much. 

As every mom will tell you, it's almost impossible to find a free second to yourself. Kids are almost like an infestation. They are in your bathroom, in your bed, in your stuff, in your FACE. I needed and outlet, something just for me. A place to go to vent my frustrations,like when your daughter goes in your nightstand and sees stuff that she will eventually talk about in counseling, or boast about my accomplishments, like when I get to tell my daughter what she found in my end table was used for (tee hee). Maybe next time she will listen when I say, "STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!" ( I wonder who play me in the made for tv movie on lifetime she will some day write).

Being a Mom is hard! And sometimes it helps to hear another mom say, "I have been there girlfriend, You're doing a good job, It will work out". And if that doesn't help, then its also nice to hear another Mom say, " Kids SUCK! They are mean, nasty, sticky, smelly little beasts! Not to mention, SCARY. They are very, very, very scary. Bottom-line, we are all in this together, and you don't have to be a perfect parent to raise great kids! I really hope you enjoy spending time with me and my family, we look forward to getting to know you!! If nothing else you will definitely feel a lot better about your own life once you hear how messed up mines is!
 #lbgtqmom #autism #adoption #controlledchaos #dysfunctionjunction

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Tiers
Coffee @ Cumby's
$1 or more per month
Being a working full time wife and mother of 5, I need all the caffeinated help I can get! But I am a low maintenance chick, so a chocolate raspberry coffee from my local Cumberland Farms is all I need! Buy me a coffee every month, and not only will you get my never ending gratitude 💋  , but you will get a shout out on my show  🙋🏻  !
Daddy needs a new car!!
$3 or more per month
Throw caution to the wind and take a chance on us!! For the cost of a $3 scratch ticket you will get:


1. Never ending Gratitude  💋 

2. A Show Shoutout  🙋🏻

3. Patreon Exclusive Podcast  🎙  

Diaper Duty! ( he he, I said doody) 👶
$5 or more per month
The baby will be potty training soon! And he needs pull-ups!


 For the price of a generic form diapers you will get:


1. Never ending Gratitude  💋 

2. A Show Shoutout  🙋🏻

3. Patreon Exclusive Podcast  🎙 

4. Never Before Seen Video  📽