episode 1

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we are a podcast. branson and andrew do the bits and charles and the villain joel do the audio and production.

branson - fuck the mods
andrew - @intellegint
charles - @charlesraustin
the villain joel - @thevillainjoel

episode one is a podcast where every episode is the first episode of a different podcast. it is aggressively stupid and a good time. we want to authentically simulate the bird brain experience. it is a mostly improvised character-based comedy podcast where me and andrew try to make each other laugh.

for the 5 dollar subscription we got a guwop of episode 2 content, where we do second episodes of the most popular e1 episodes. we also have the dungeons and deagles content where we all play dungeons and dragons with quests such as "trying to have sex at prom" and "the lost pig of bowl cut mountain".

this podcast will be continuing until me and andrew both get girlfriends, at which point we will promptly quit the podcast and never talk to each other again. this won't happen because no girls are good enough for andrew

soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631
itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-one/i...
Tiers
me the husbands
$5 or more per month
- access to the E2 episodes as well as the D&D episodes

- andrews personal cell phone telephone number (DM him to get it)

The Villain Joel Wine Tier
$100 or more per month
  • Once a month the villain joel will call you really late at night and describe to you in vivid detail the glass of wine he is drinking. you are not allowed to talk during this phone call. it is best if the person who finally pledges to this tier is currently having financial difficulties, especially if their spending habits is a reoccuring argument they have with their wife.
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we are a podcast. branson and andrew do the bits and charles and the villain joel do the audio and production.

branson - fuck the mods
andrew - @intellegint
charles - @charlesraustin
the villain joel - @thevillainjoel

episode one is a podcast where every episode is the first episode of a different podcast. it is aggressively stupid and a good time. we want to authentically simulate the bird brain experience. it is a mostly improvised character-based comedy podcast where me and andrew try to make each other laugh.

for the 5 dollar subscription we got a guwop of episode 2 content, where we do second episodes of the most popular e1 episodes. we also have the dungeons and deagles content where we all play dungeons and dragons with quests such as "trying to have sex at prom" and "the lost pig of bowl cut mountain".

this podcast will be continuing until me and andrew both get girlfriends, at which point we will promptly quit the podcast and never talk to each other again. this won't happen because no girls are good enough for andrew

soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631
itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-one/i...

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Tiers
me the husbands
$5 or more per month
- access to the E2 episodes as well as the D&D episodes

- andrews personal cell phone telephone number (DM him to get it)

The Villain Joel Wine Tier
$100 or more per month
  • Once a month the villain joel will call you really late at night and describe to you in vivid detail the glass of wine he is drinking. you are not allowed to talk during this phone call. it is best if the person who finally pledges to this tier is currently having financial difficulties, especially if their spending habits is a reoccuring argument they have with their wife.