David Harrell is creating History (or Fiction...depends on what angle you're looking from)
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Hello, everyone! *walks onto the stage in an elderly fashion* A pleasure to invite you all to my mind palace - it's a strange place, one where George Harrison or Oscar Wilde would no doubt find some sense of comfort in the chaoticly pleasant madness. This isn't meant to represent my normally serious and very professional approach to work in general. This is mind-sputum - the sort of mental backwash which builds up as one contends with deep thoughts. Having said that, I do not advise you to continue. This is mere self-indugence - don't indulge me by indulging yourself in my indulgence. Just pass on by, and consider yourself a better person for doing so.

Righty-ho, let's get to it! I think - this, surprisingly, is not an activity favored by a majority of the human race. Used, certainly - but not favored. I give to you Reality Television, as exhibit "A". In any case, this page is merely the doorway to that strange architectural domain known as my thought-cave. What I have, shall be shown to you; supporting this madness is in no way recommended, but much appreciated all the same. Ta ra, and thanks for all the views! ;)
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I'll make a sandwich while reciting Robert Burns poetry. Supporters will receive a video of this occurence - not a sandwich, and certainly not Robbie Burns; man's far too decayed for exhumation by now.
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You'll receive a wonderful trip to the space-whale extrusion factory!!!....No, you won't. But you will get to see everything I make in advance, I'll write you a nice e-letter dripping with words that sound sweet but are actually rotting your mind, and you'll get a shiny (read "cheap") badge with a design by me.
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An e-depiction of the space-whale extrusion factory, a nice e-letter, seeing everything in advance, a badge, and a picture of me with a bucket on my head.
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Space-whale extrusion factory e-depiction, a pamphlet of the services provided in that alternate universe where it exists, a nice e-letter, advance-seeing, a badge, bucket-head photographical evidence, and a chat at a time of your choosing with me. Pick midnight, it's easier to for the creeping dark to devour your soul then..or afternoonish, I'm pretty sure the creeping dark is currently unemployed. Entropic cut-backs, happens all the time.
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2000 dollars a month is 24,000 dollars a year - after taxes, that's probably enough to raise a family quite comfortably with a second job of any sort. *nod*
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Hello, everyone! *walks onto the stage in an elderly fashion* A pleasure to invite you all to my mind palace - it's a strange place, one where George Harrison or Oscar Wilde would no doubt find some sense of comfort in the chaoticly pleasant madness. This isn't meant to represent my normally serious and very professional approach to work in general. This is mind-sputum - the sort of mental backwash which builds up as one contends with deep thoughts. Having said that, I do not advise you to continue. This is mere self-indugence - don't indulge me by indulging yourself in my indulgence. Just pass on by, and consider yourself a better person for doing so.

Righty-ho, let's get to it! I think - this, surprisingly, is not an activity favored by a majority of the human race. Used, certainly - but not favored. I give to you Reality Television, as exhibit "A". In any case, this page is merely the doorway to that strange architectural domain known as my thought-cave. What I have, shall be shown to you; supporting this madness is in no way recommended, but much appreciated all the same. Ta ra, and thanks for all the views! ;)

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I'll make a sandwich while reciting Robert Burns poetry. Supporters will receive a video of this occurence - not a sandwich, and certainly not Robbie Burns; man's far too decayed for exhumation by now.
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You'll receive a wonderful trip to the space-whale extrusion factory!!!....No, you won't. But you will get to see everything I make in advance, I'll write you a nice e-letter dripping with words that sound sweet but are actually rotting your mind, and you'll get a shiny (read "cheap") badge with a design by me.
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An e-depiction of the space-whale extrusion factory, a nice e-letter, seeing everything in advance, a badge, and a picture of me with a bucket on my head.
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Space-whale extrusion factory e-depiction, a pamphlet of the services provided in that alternate universe where it exists, a nice e-letter, advance-seeing, a badge, bucket-head photographical evidence, and a chat at a time of your choosing with me. Pick midnight, it's easier to for the creeping dark to devour your soul then..or afternoonish, I'm pretty sure the creeping dark is currently unemployed. Entropic cut-backs, happens all the time.