Eat Life is creating A Podcast
2
patrons
$6
per month
Well Hello! Welcome to the Eat Life Pateron Page! I am here to smile and take your money in exchange for some amazing bonus content! IF you are considering supporting the podcast, and love your nostalgia shit show stories, i just. There are no words. I will use the money raised here to produce ( damn hosting fees) the podcast and to improve it! We can all grow up together here and I truly value your input!  Any support at any level I am extremely grateful for, and helps me to launch new episodes and come up with some special stuff exclusively here for you! So go Eat Life! THANK YOU!
Tiers
Team Awkward
$1 or more per month

Listen, get in here. We are your people. Come on in and get some special episodes! YOU deserve it! Boot up your MS-DOS and hit the button!!! You have a mouse now, you can do it!!  

The Suck Up Position
$5 or more per month
Well i guess you are ready to assume the position and impress the teacher!  This is big you guys.  I've got Stickers, and i'll get you one. You will also receive a hand written thank you from me. This tier gets you into the Supersuckup group on face book, as well as the product history and highlight episodes, that will be ONLY for my patrons. 
Amateur Doctor
$10 or more per month
You are WORKING that grade school game.  I really can't imagine anyone wanting to give me this much money. 10 bucks is alot. All i can do is promise that I will use it to create a better podcast with cooler stuff. BONUS stuff for you! i have Stickers, and i'll get you one. You will also receive a hand written thank you from me. This tier gets you into the Supersuckup group on face book, as well as the product history and highlight episodes, that will be ONLY for my patrons. I will also be releasing a Druken Memories Special Pateron exclusive episode each month, where i sit down with a friend, and we discuss the favorite things from our childhood, while getting toasted. Your Welcome. 
Road Trip Warrior
$15 or more per month
You've got your Dramamine, and your coloring book and you've taken off your shoes. Let's do this. You are WORKING that grade school game.  I really can't imagine anyone wanting to give me this much money. 15 bucks is just very generous. I will try and make it worth your while.  I have Stickers, and i'll get you one. You will also receive a hand written thank you from me. This tier gets you into the Supersuckup group on face book, as well as the product history and highlight episodes, that will be ONLY for my patrons. I will also be releasing a Druken Memories Special Pateron exclusive episode each month, where i sit down with a friend, and we discuss the favorite things from our childhood, while getting toasted. This level will also get you a shout out on my show, as well as access to some cool watch parties I have planned in the future!  
Hot Mess in a Pretty Dress
$25 or more per month
Who in their right mind would give me 25.00/month to do this podcast. That's outrageous. I can only assume that you are a member of my awkward tribe. Nay, the CHIEF!  All I can do is promise that I will use it to create a better podcast with cooler stuff. BONUS stuff for you! I've got Stickers, and i'll get you one. You will also receive a hand written thank you from me. This tier gets you into the Supersuckup group on face book, as well as the product history and highlight episodes, that will be ONLY for my patrons. I will also be releasing a Druken Memories Special Pateron exclusive episode each month, where i sit down with a friend, and we discuss the favorite things from our childhood, while getting toasted. Your Welcome. I will also get you a Mug, as soon as i have them..... and I am seriously toying with a sock puppet theater, where you can request reenactments of your favorite scenes from the podcast. Everyone wants to get in on that. I mean, am I right? Seriously though, i'll come up with something cool.  
Goals
$6 of $100 per month
At hundred bucks, I will completely cover the monthly expenses of creating this podcast. That would be nice, I can bring you all the awkward and crazy on the regular and nothing will keep us apart... :)
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Well Hello! Welcome to the Eat Life Pateron Page! I am here to smile and take your money in exchange for some amazing bonus content! IF you are considering supporting the podcast, and love your nostalgia shit show stories, i just. There are no words. I will use the money raised here to produce ( damn hosting fees) the podcast and to improve it! We can all grow up together here and I truly value your input!  Any support at any level I am extremely grateful for, and helps me to launch new episodes and come up with some special stuff exclusively here for you! So go Eat Life! THANK YOU!

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Tiers
Team Awkward
$1 or more per month

Listen, get in here. We are your people. Come on in and get some special episodes! YOU deserve it! Boot up your MS-DOS and hit the button!!! You have a mouse now, you can do it!!  

The Suck Up Position
$5 or more per month
Well i guess you are ready to assume the position and impress the teacher!  This is big you guys.  I've got Stickers, and i'll get you one. You will also receive a hand written thank you from me. This tier gets you into the Supersuckup group on face book, as well as the product history and highlight episodes, that will be ONLY for my patrons. 
Amateur Doctor
$10 or more per month
You are WORKING that grade school game.  I really can't imagine anyone wanting to give me this much money. 10 bucks is alot. All i can do is promise that I will use it to create a better podcast with cooler stuff. BONUS stuff for you! i have Stickers, and i'll get you one. You will also receive a hand written thank you from me. This tier gets you into the Supersuckup group on face book, as well as the product history and highlight episodes, that will be ONLY for my patrons. I will also be releasing a Druken Memories Special Pateron exclusive episode each month, where i sit down with a friend, and we discuss the favorite things from our childhood, while getting toasted. Your Welcome. 
Road Trip Warrior
$15 or more per month
You've got your Dramamine, and your coloring book and you've taken off your shoes. Let's do this. You are WORKING that grade school game.  I really can't imagine anyone wanting to give me this much money. 15 bucks is just very generous. I will try and make it worth your while.  I have Stickers, and i'll get you one. You will also receive a hand written thank you from me. This tier gets you into the Supersuckup group on face book, as well as the product history and highlight episodes, that will be ONLY for my patrons. I will also be releasing a Druken Memories Special Pateron exclusive episode each month, where i sit down with a friend, and we discuss the favorite things from our childhood, while getting toasted. This level will also get you a shout out on my show, as well as access to some cool watch parties I have planned in the future!  
Hot Mess in a Pretty Dress
$25 or more per month
Who in their right mind would give me 25.00/month to do this podcast. That's outrageous. I can only assume that you are a member of my awkward tribe. Nay, the CHIEF!  All I can do is promise that I will use it to create a better podcast with cooler stuff. BONUS stuff for you! I've got Stickers, and i'll get you one. You will also receive a hand written thank you from me. This tier gets you into the Supersuckup group on face book, as well as the product history and highlight episodes, that will be ONLY for my patrons. I will also be releasing a Druken Memories Special Pateron exclusive episode each month, where i sit down with a friend, and we discuss the favorite things from our childhood, while getting toasted. Your Welcome. I will also get you a Mug, as soon as i have them..... and I am seriously toying with a sock puppet theater, where you can request reenactments of your favorite scenes from the podcast. Everyone wants to get in on that. I mean, am I right? Seriously though, i'll come up with something cool.