What The Hell Is This? 

Hi there! I'm EatMyDiction and I record, edit, upload and repeat the process pretty much every day of every week. And then I livestream. I love making videos and streaming, and aim to bring the silliest of silly shit to your internet screens.

Okay, So What's The Deal?

I want to make bigger, better videos but right now recording, editing, and streaming takes up a great chunk of my time and it's hard to focus on those "big picture" ideas. With your help here on Patreon I can free up some of those time chunks and bang out hilarious skits, manage a coherent stream schedule, and work towards projects I can pour my heart and soul into. My dark, brooding soul! BROOODINGGGG!

How Can I Help?

By pledging! Pledge any amount of money you want to donate each month (cancel at any time, for any reason, set a maximum amount so you're never overcharged) and you'll receive a few neat perks. (Hard emphasis on "neat," I'm not a miracle worker) And listen, I only want people to pledge who want to pledge. No arm twisting, no guilt tripping, this is purely another means for me to make a living and keep doing what I love. A bonus is that it brings us a little closer (cue delightful Hollywood orchestra crescendo).