The Necro Nom-nom-nomicon is creating a disgustingly delicious Halloween and Horror themed blog
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patrons

Welcome!
I really appreciate you checking out my Patreon page for the Necro Nom-nom-nomicon and my blog, www.eatthedead.com.

If you're here that means you're thinking of helping to support the Necro Nom-nom-nomicon and for that I say a genuine and heartfelt thank you!

What is the Necro Nom-nom-nomicon?
I personally believe that every recipe I makes should  be easily accessible to cooks with a wide range of experience and skill levels...and if you can make it look disgustingly delicious at the same time...then why not?!?

All my recipes include 100% edible and readily obtainable (or easily sourced) ingredients like squid ink, fresh vegetables, and…for the truly brave…consumption grade insects.

The Necro-Nom-Nom-Nomicon is a carefully curated collection of elegant recipes and techniques I’ve spent the past 20 years perfecting. It’s full of step-by-step recipes aimed at a more mature palate. Yes, it looks like I’m serving you a real flayed human skull, but take a bite…it’s gourmet prosciutto. Oh, and those Bubonic plague boils? Buttery flaky pastry dough filled with fresh zesty lemon curd. Here, why not wash that all down with a light and refreshing Vampire blood shooter?

Now you're probably asking yourself 'How did a nice girl like you get interested in making nasty stuff like this?'  My obsession with disgustingly delicious creations comes as a direct result of my 15+ years of experience working in the film and television industry in Hollywood.  With job titles ranging from Blood Slinger on “Hatchet,” Production Assistant on “The Ring 2,” Costume Designer on “The Co-ed and the Zombie Stoner” to most recently Staff Writer on the Syfy series “Z Nation,” I have fully immersed myself for almost two decades in the world of the dark and bloody and have worked with and been trained by some of the most talented people in the industry. 

It's not all fun and games

Because of this training and my undying (pun intended) desire to maintain a professional level product from beginning to end, curating and creating The Necro-Nom-Nom-Nomicon takes a lot of time and effort.  I spend hundreds of hours each month researching recipes, cooking dishes, modifying them, coming up with unique techniques and testing new ingredients.  

Along the way I have to purchase ingredients, prep the process, fully photo document everything, edit the photos, and assemble it all into a final recipe that's not only easy to understand and follow, but that looks like what I'm trying to make it look like (sometimes easier said than done!)

Where you come in
I need your help to keep the Necro Nom-nom-nomicon going strong.  Let me start by saying that the recipes on www.eatthedead.com will remain free.  But if you choose to support me, you will get rewards and access available only to Patreon members (including exclusive behind the scenes photos, recipes released here BEFORE the blog and updates on whatever project I'm working on).  
My first goal with Patreon is to raise $200 a month.  It might not seem like a lot, but that amount will fully cover all my ingredients as well as equipment and supplies.  Personally, I think that's the way it should be; I only get funded if I'm actively creating.

Wrapping it up
If you like what you see and want to be a part of the bloody disgusting magic that is the Necro Nom-nom-nomicon, then welcome aboard!  I will always be eternally grateful for any and all support I receive from my fans.

So, from the kitchen of the little girl who grew up with a family who lovingly called her “The Devil’s Spawn,” may I say to you…

“Bone appetite.”
Tiers
Behind The Scenes
$1 or more per month
For just $12 dollars a year you can help bring the Nom to the masses!  As a loyal supporter of the Nom, your $1 a month gets you:
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 
  • Get an annual Halloween  card mailed directly to you!


Let's Stick Together!
$3 or more per month
For just $3 a month you'll get:


  • Two personalized holiday cards!  One for Halloween and one for Christmas!
  • 1 custom high quality indoor/outdoor Nom vinyl sticker to stick on whatever you want! 
  • 1 custom black Eat the Dead potholder.
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 


Hot in the Kitchen!
$10 or more per month
As a "Hot in the Kitchen" patron, you'll be recognized for making my work possible.  To say thank you, I'll be sending you:


  • 1 custom black Eat the Dead potholder.
  • Two personalized holiday cards!  One for Halloween and one for Christmas!
  • 5 custom high quality indoor/outdoor Nom vinyl sticker to stick on whatever you want!  
  • 1 official Nom black apron, perfect for cooking disgustingly delicious treats!
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 


Team Minion
$25 or more per month
 Team Minion means you're a huge part of what makes the Nom work, and as a reward, I want to make you feel like you're in the kitchen with me!  To make that possible, you'll have to look the look!  You'll get:


  • 1 official Nom black apron, perfect for cooking disgustingly delicious treats!
  • 1 custom black Eat the Dead potholder.
  • 1 Nom stainless steel engraved coffee mug.
  • Two personalized holiday cards!  One for Halloween and one for Christmas!
  • 5 custom high quality indoor/outdoor Nom vinyl sticker to stick on whatever you want! 
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 


Army of Barkness
$50 or more per month
 This one's a big one!  Joining the Nom as an official member of the Army of Barkness guarantees you a bag stuffed with official "Army of Barkness" swag, hand picked (er, I mean...paw picked) by Lucifur herself!

 

You'll get:


  • 1 custom Army of Barkness easy travel collapsible vinyl dog bowl
  • 1 Army of Barkness engraved dog tag
  • 1 Army of Barkness bloody dog leash
  • 1 black bone shaped doggy waste bag holder
  • 1 dog bone shaped cookie cutter
  • 1 plush chewy skull


You'll also receive:

 

  • Two personalized holiday cards!  One for Halloween and one for Christmas!
  • 1 custom high quality indoor/outdoor Nom vinyl sticker to stick on whatever you want!  
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 


Patrons must be members for a minimum of 3 months before Swag is officially mailed out. Once you have been a member for 3 months, you will receive a tracking number for your package.


Currently limited to 5 Patrons.

Personal Party and Dinner Plan
$100 or more per month
Are you Halloween obsessed and want to throw the ultimate dinner party?  


Come October I'll personally help you plan a dinner party guaranteed to be the most disgustingly delicious bash you've ever thrown.  You give me the theme, I'll give you the step by step recipes including:


  • Appetizer
  • Soup or Salad
  • Main Course
  • Dessert
  • Drink


I'll  be with you every step of the way and fully available via email/social media/phone.


You'll also get:

 

  • Two personalized holiday cards!  One for Halloween and one for Christmas!
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 
  • 1 custom high quality indoor/outdoor Nom vinyl sticker to stick on whatever you want!  
  • 1 official Nom black apron, perfect for cooking disgustingly delicious treats!
  • 1 Nom stainless steel engraved coffee mug.



*This reward must be pledged for a minimum of 3 months to claim.

Restaurant/Professional Partnership
$500 or more per month
Are you a professional chef or restaurant who is interested in bringing the Nom to your establishment?  

Would you like to use my recipes on your menu?

When you select this reward level, I will follow up with a personalized email in which we will discuss all the details.


Goals
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$200 usually covers about half the costs of all my ingredients and supplies for a month of creating. Those funds go towards ingredients as well as the extras I use to create these morbid yummies and creepy projects like custom molds, silicone, paint, and glitter...always glitter.
I'll also be setting a little aside each month in a "Bail me out" fund...just in case the cops ever decide my skull cakes look a little too real...  :)
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Welcome!
I really appreciate you checking out my Patreon page for the Necro Nom-nom-nomicon and my blog, www.eatthedead.com.

If you're here that means you're thinking of helping to support the Necro Nom-nom-nomicon and for that I say a genuine and heartfelt thank you!

What is the Necro Nom-nom-nomicon?
I personally believe that every recipe I makes should  be easily accessible to cooks with a wide range of experience and skill levels...and if you can make it look disgustingly delicious at the same time...then why not?!?

All my recipes include 100% edible and readily obtainable (or easily sourced) ingredients like squid ink, fresh vegetables, and…for the truly brave…consumption grade insects.

The Necro-Nom-Nom-Nomicon is a carefully curated collection of elegant recipes and techniques I’ve spent the past 20 years perfecting. It’s full of step-by-step recipes aimed at a more mature palate. Yes, it looks like I’m serving you a real flayed human skull, but take a bite…it’s gourmet prosciutto. Oh, and those Bubonic plague boils? Buttery flaky pastry dough filled with fresh zesty lemon curd. Here, why not wash that all down with a light and refreshing Vampire blood shooter?

Now you're probably asking yourself 'How did a nice girl like you get interested in making nasty stuff like this?'  My obsession with disgustingly delicious creations comes as a direct result of my 15+ years of experience working in the film and television industry in Hollywood.  With job titles ranging from Blood Slinger on “Hatchet,” Production Assistant on “The Ring 2,” Costume Designer on “The Co-ed and the Zombie Stoner” to most recently Staff Writer on the Syfy series “Z Nation,” I have fully immersed myself for almost two decades in the world of the dark and bloody and have worked with and been trained by some of the most talented people in the industry. 

It's not all fun and games

Because of this training and my undying (pun intended) desire to maintain a professional level product from beginning to end, curating and creating The Necro-Nom-Nom-Nomicon takes a lot of time and effort.  I spend hundreds of hours each month researching recipes, cooking dishes, modifying them, coming up with unique techniques and testing new ingredients.  

Along the way I have to purchase ingredients, prep the process, fully photo document everything, edit the photos, and assemble it all into a final recipe that's not only easy to understand and follow, but that looks like what I'm trying to make it look like (sometimes easier said than done!)

Where you come in
I need your help to keep the Necro Nom-nom-nomicon going strong.  Let me start by saying that the recipes on www.eatthedead.com will remain free.  But if you choose to support me, you will get rewards and access available only to Patreon members (including exclusive behind the scenes photos, recipes released here BEFORE the blog and updates on whatever project I'm working on).  
My first goal with Patreon is to raise $200 a month.  It might not seem like a lot, but that amount will fully cover all my ingredients as well as equipment and supplies.  Personally, I think that's the way it should be; I only get funded if I'm actively creating.

Wrapping it up
If you like what you see and want to be a part of the bloody disgusting magic that is the Necro Nom-nom-nomicon, then welcome aboard!  I will always be eternally grateful for any and all support I receive from my fans.

So, from the kitchen of the little girl who grew up with a family who lovingly called her “The Devil’s Spawn,” may I say to you…

“Bone appetite.”

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Tiers
Behind The Scenes
$1 or more per month
For just $12 dollars a year you can help bring the Nom to the masses!  As a loyal supporter of the Nom, your $1 a month gets you:
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 
  • Get an annual Halloween  card mailed directly to you!


Let's Stick Together!
$3 or more per month
For just $3 a month you'll get:


  • Two personalized holiday cards!  One for Halloween and one for Christmas!
  • 1 custom high quality indoor/outdoor Nom vinyl sticker to stick on whatever you want! 
  • 1 custom black Eat the Dead potholder.
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 


Hot in the Kitchen!
$10 or more per month
As a "Hot in the Kitchen" patron, you'll be recognized for making my work possible.  To say thank you, I'll be sending you:


  • 1 custom black Eat the Dead potholder.
  • Two personalized holiday cards!  One for Halloween and one for Christmas!
  • 5 custom high quality indoor/outdoor Nom vinyl sticker to stick on whatever you want!  
  • 1 official Nom black apron, perfect for cooking disgustingly delicious treats!
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 


Team Minion
$25 or more per month
 Team Minion means you're a huge part of what makes the Nom work, and as a reward, I want to make you feel like you're in the kitchen with me!  To make that possible, you'll have to look the look!  You'll get:


  • 1 official Nom black apron, perfect for cooking disgustingly delicious treats!
  • 1 custom black Eat the Dead potholder.
  • 1 Nom stainless steel engraved coffee mug.
  • Two personalized holiday cards!  One for Halloween and one for Christmas!
  • 5 custom high quality indoor/outdoor Nom vinyl sticker to stick on whatever you want! 
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 


Army of Barkness
$50 or more per month
 This one's a big one!  Joining the Nom as an official member of the Army of Barkness guarantees you a bag stuffed with official "Army of Barkness" swag, hand picked (er, I mean...paw picked) by Lucifur herself!

 

You'll get:


  • 1 custom Army of Barkness easy travel collapsible vinyl dog bowl
  • 1 Army of Barkness engraved dog tag
  • 1 Army of Barkness bloody dog leash
  • 1 black bone shaped doggy waste bag holder
  • 1 dog bone shaped cookie cutter
  • 1 plush chewy skull


You'll also receive:

 

  • Two personalized holiday cards!  One for Halloween and one for Christmas!
  • 1 custom high quality indoor/outdoor Nom vinyl sticker to stick on whatever you want!  
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 


Patrons must be members for a minimum of 3 months before Swag is officially mailed out. Once you have been a member for 3 months, you will receive a tracking number for your package.


Currently limited to 5 Patrons.

Personal Party and Dinner Plan
$100 or more per month
Are you Halloween obsessed and want to throw the ultimate dinner party?  


Come October I'll personally help you plan a dinner party guaranteed to be the most disgustingly delicious bash you've ever thrown.  You give me the theme, I'll give you the step by step recipes including:


  • Appetizer
  • Soup or Salad
  • Main Course
  • Dessert
  • Drink


I'll  be with you every step of the way and fully available via email/social media/phone.


You'll also get:

 

  • Two personalized holiday cards!  One for Halloween and one for Christmas!
  •  Exclusive behind the scenes photos from both my kitchen and other projects I'm working on and have worked on. 
  • 1 custom high quality indoor/outdoor Nom vinyl sticker to stick on whatever you want!  
  • 1 official Nom black apron, perfect for cooking disgustingly delicious treats!
  • 1 Nom stainless steel engraved coffee mug.



*This reward must be pledged for a minimum of 3 months to claim.

Restaurant/Professional Partnership
$500 or more per month
Are you a professional chef or restaurant who is interested in bringing the Nom to your establishment?  

Would you like to use my recipes on your menu?

When you select this reward level, I will follow up with a personalized email in which we will discuss all the details.