Elizabeth B. Soutter

is creating Writing

7

patrons

$11

per creation
Former NASA PAO intern, Congressional Press Secretary, radio show host, newspaper columnist, blogger, Harvard writing instructor, MFA drop-out. Currently fighting the Resistance while freelance editing and raising three kids.
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Barf-Catcher
$1 or more per creation
You've been there, you've felt it, I've made you laugh, and you like  paying an artist for her work. I will be so thrilled, and will send you a  personal email of thanks, and I promise to work really hard to spell  your name correctly, because that shit matters.


Loser Cruiser Posse
$100 or more per creation
You remember that time I drove the Loser Cruiser with the door open because it was jammed and all those people kept honking at me saying HEY! YOUR DOOR! IT'S JAMMED! Good times, good times. As part of my Loser Cruiser Posse you'll make a big difference in my day -- a look-the-door-closes!- kind of difference. I'll send you the cutest video ever of 2 year-old Eden figuring out the door on the Loser Cruiser, and a personal note of thanks.


Access to all content I produce for the 2019 year. 

SANTA CLAUS IS REAL, BABY!
$150 or more per creation
You'll be one more reason to Believe this season. I'll send an autographed copy of my original book, Motherhood Is Not For Wimps, the cute video of Eden, and a bag of gummy bears.


Access to all content I produce for the 2019 year. 

Former NASA PAO intern, Congressional Press Secretary, radio show host, newspaper columnist, blogger, Harvard writing instructor, MFA drop-out. Currently fighting the Resistance while freelance editing and raising three kids.

Recent posts by Elizabeth B. Soutter

Tiers
Barf-Catcher
$1 or more per creation
You've been there, you've felt it, I've made you laugh, and you like  paying an artist for her work. I will be so thrilled, and will send you a  personal email of thanks, and I promise to work really hard to spell  your name correctly, because that shit matters.


Loser Cruiser Posse
$100 or more per creation
You remember that time I drove the Loser Cruiser with the door open because it was jammed and all those people kept honking at me saying HEY! YOUR DOOR! IT'S JAMMED! Good times, good times. As part of my Loser Cruiser Posse you'll make a big difference in my day -- a look-the-door-closes!- kind of difference. I'll send you the cutest video ever of 2 year-old Eden figuring out the door on the Loser Cruiser, and a personal note of thanks.


Access to all content I produce for the 2019 year. 

SANTA CLAUS IS REAL, BABY!
$150 or more per creation
You'll be one more reason to Believe this season. I'll send an autographed copy of my original book, Motherhood Is Not For Wimps, the cute video of Eden, and a bag of gummy bears.


Access to all content I produce for the 2019 year.