Talking The Orville on Egotastic FunTime is creating
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$118
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Hey, Gang! I'm JP and Welcome Back to Talking The Orville on Egotastic FunTime...


Before you pledge: Consider giving your money to a charity of some sort.......... are you done considering it? Cool! NOW GIVE ME SOME OR ALL OF YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - JP ;)

Talking The Orville is the headlining act on Egotastic FunTime! But I'll always be discussing the movies, tv shows and entertainment news that interest me. I'll see you very soon and as always.... I hope all your times are Egotastic FunTimes! Love you. Bye bye!

Besides episode reviews, previews, news, livestreams, fresh times & hard rhymes, I also dive deep into casting announcements and fan theories. All while having an Egotastic FunTime!



Throughout the year, I'll also be providing a myriad of "one off" episodes that tackle other nerdy things that I like to talk about. 


Due to YouTube Treachery, spending 40 hours a week making videos doesn't provide me with much of a revenue. Your pledge helps greatly in allowing me to keep Talking The Orville / Egotastic FunTime afloat. Every penny goes to making content to share with everyone. So, thank you so very much! You are my favoritest persons!



Let's take a BEHIND-THE-SCENES tour of Egotastic FunTime HQ.

Egotastic FunTime is here to chew ass and kick bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum. You can look forward to even more comedy words like that when you become an Egopatron. I'm JP, the creator/star/writer/cinematographer/superfan/gaffer/bestboy of Egotastic FunTime on the YouTubes.

I like to complain about stuff for your amusement!


I've wanted to be a creator since I was 5 years old. That was the year the cable man showed up to our house and hooked up our first cable box to our television. Ever since then, I've absorbed, thought about and dreamed about entertainment every day of my life. I've always imagined myself being part of something that entertained others. Then I got fat and gave up that dream.

I also love to educate about important issues that effect our daily lives.



Today, I'm still fat but I want to live my dream anyway. Thanks to YouTube and the power of consumer electronics, I've created Egotastic FunTime to help me do that. With your help, EFT can keep growing and hopefully one day become a place that other creators can bring their voices and talents to share with the world as we all work together to have an Egotastic FunTime!

Also, please give me some of your money. That would be really cool, you guys. Give me it.


Tiers
Pledge $1 to become an OFFICIAL EGOPANION!
$1 or more per month 10 of 11 patrons
This $1 donation mostly goes to Patreon in fees as opposed to my channel. But I'm keeping this option for those of you who have already pledged. Please consider going with the $2 pledge to make JP a happy camper! ;)
  • Access To My Patreon Only Stream
  • Access To Patreon Exclusives
  • So much access, you guys
  • Also, I love you 
Now You're Playing With Power!
$2 or more per month 6 patrons
This tier gives you the same access as the previous tier but with the added bonuses of...
  • Access To JP's Gooey Love Center
  • Access To JP's Anti Banana Ray
  • Congrats. JP now owes you one heartfelt Donkey Hug
$3... NOW ENTERING THE GLORY HOLE!
$3 or more per month 5 patrons
This tier gives you the same access as the previous tier but with the added bonuses of...
  • Access To JP's Heart
  • Access To JP's Pajamas
  • Congrats. JP now loves you so much. 
Pledge $5 to BUY JP AN ICED COLD BEER
$5 or more per month 11 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- Patron will be privately given a cheer in JP's local pub just before he takes a swig of the beer you bought him. 

Pledge $10 to BE INCLUDED IN JP'S THOUGHTS & PRAYERS
$10 or more per month 3 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- Some creators only include patrons in their thoughts or prayers. JP will now include you in both. You're welcome. 

Pledge $15 or more per month
0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier except you'll be giving me more money. More Money = More Love. (dirty love with a spoonful of hate in the mix)
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier except you'll be giving me more money. More Money = More Love. (this is a groovy kind of love)
Pledge $25 to GIVE JP A PORTION OF YOUR PERSONAL FORTUNE
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- JP now owns a good bit of your money. 

Pledge $100 to GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Ok. Stop right there! This is too much. I don't think I can give you enough love to equal this many dollars. You will receive...


-An entire episode dedicated to you!

Goals
$118 of $375 per month
This is the "I'm crapping my pants right now" goal at the moment. This means that, as a creator, I can sleep with a roof over my head at night. Having a safe place to rest one's head after a long day of creating is very important to most people. I consider myself a people and would love to keep my face holes out of the elements when I go night night. Thank you for considering being an Egopanion during my long journey of world domination.
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Hey, Gang! I'm JP and Welcome Back to Talking The Orville on Egotastic FunTime...


Before you pledge: Consider giving your money to a charity of some sort.......... are you done considering it? Cool! NOW GIVE ME SOME OR ALL OF YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - JP ;)

Talking The Orville is the headlining act on Egotastic FunTime! But I'll always be discussing the movies, tv shows and entertainment news that interest me. I'll see you very soon and as always.... I hope all your times are Egotastic FunTimes! Love you. Bye bye!

Besides episode reviews, previews, news, livestreams, fresh times & hard rhymes, I also dive deep into casting announcements and fan theories. All while having an Egotastic FunTime!



Throughout the year, I'll also be providing a myriad of "one off" episodes that tackle other nerdy things that I like to talk about. 


Due to YouTube Treachery, spending 40 hours a week making videos doesn't provide me with much of a revenue. Your pledge helps greatly in allowing me to keep Talking The Orville / Egotastic FunTime afloat. Every penny goes to making content to share with everyone. So, thank you so very much! You are my favoritest persons!



Let's take a BEHIND-THE-SCENES tour of Egotastic FunTime HQ.

Egotastic FunTime is here to chew ass and kick bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum. You can look forward to even more comedy words like that when you become an Egopatron. I'm JP, the creator/star/writer/cinematographer/superfan/gaffer/bestboy of Egotastic FunTime on the YouTubes.

I like to complain about stuff for your amusement!


I've wanted to be a creator since I was 5 years old. That was the year the cable man showed up to our house and hooked up our first cable box to our television. Ever since then, I've absorbed, thought about and dreamed about entertainment every day of my life. I've always imagined myself being part of something that entertained others. Then I got fat and gave up that dream.

I also love to educate about important issues that effect our daily lives.



Today, I'm still fat but I want to live my dream anyway. Thanks to YouTube and the power of consumer electronics, I've created Egotastic FunTime to help me do that. With your help, EFT can keep growing and hopefully one day become a place that other creators can bring their voices and talents to share with the world as we all work together to have an Egotastic FunTime!

Also, please give me some of your money. That would be really cool, you guys. Give me it.


Recent posts by Talking The Orville on Egotastic FunTime

Tiers
Pledge $1 to become an OFFICIAL EGOPANION!
$1 or more per month 10 of 11 patrons
This $1 donation mostly goes to Patreon in fees as opposed to my channel. But I'm keeping this option for those of you who have already pledged. Please consider going with the $2 pledge to make JP a happy camper! ;)
  • Access To My Patreon Only Stream
  • Access To Patreon Exclusives
  • So much access, you guys
  • Also, I love you 
Now You're Playing With Power!
$2 or more per month 6 patrons
This tier gives you the same access as the previous tier but with the added bonuses of...
  • Access To JP's Gooey Love Center
  • Access To JP's Anti Banana Ray
  • Congrats. JP now owes you one heartfelt Donkey Hug
$3... NOW ENTERING THE GLORY HOLE!
$3 or more per month 5 patrons
This tier gives you the same access as the previous tier but with the added bonuses of...
  • Access To JP's Heart
  • Access To JP's Pajamas
  • Congrats. JP now loves you so much. 
Pledge $5 to BUY JP AN ICED COLD BEER
$5 or more per month 11 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- Patron will be privately given a cheer in JP's local pub just before he takes a swig of the beer you bought him. 

Pledge $10 to BE INCLUDED IN JP'S THOUGHTS & PRAYERS
$10 or more per month 3 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- Some creators only include patrons in their thoughts or prayers. JP will now include you in both. You're welcome. 

Pledge $15 or more per month
0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier except you'll be giving me more money. More Money = More Love. (dirty love with a spoonful of hate in the mix)
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier except you'll be giving me more money. More Money = More Love. (this is a groovy kind of love)
Pledge $25 to GIVE JP A PORTION OF YOUR PERSONAL FORTUNE
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- JP now owns a good bit of your money. 

Pledge $100 to GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Ok. Stop right there! This is too much. I don't think I can give you enough love to equal this many dollars. You will receive...


-An entire episode dedicated to you!