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Hey, Gang! I'm JP and Welcome Back to Talking The Orville on Egotastic FunTime...



Welcome! I'm the creator of Egotastic FunTime and I make comedy videos about pop culture and entertainment. More specifically, my show Talking The Orville is the number one source for news, reviews and commentary about the Fox Scifi smash hit, The Orville. But Star Trek, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Movie & Television news, gaming and more are frequently featured as well. I've released almost 400 videos on YouTube in my spare time but I make a living as a regular guy working a 9 to 5 at a dead end job. I put all of my passion into making Egotastic FunTime and your support really does mean the world to me. 

Besides episode reviews, previews, news, livestreams, fresh times & hard rhymes, I also dive deep into casting announcements and fan theories. All while having an Egotastic FunTime!




I'm very excited to be using Patreon as a way to help build Egotastic FunTime so that I can provide more content more often to fans of the show. I believe in the patronage model and am honored that you want to support what I do! Please consider contributing a dollar or two (or more!) per month so that I can continue to bring you the content you love. Currently, I'm able to upload 2 or 3 videos a week but want to provide you with 4-6 videos a week including livestreams and private group chats. Even if you'd like to contribute for a month or two and then cancel, that's fine with me. I never want to go beyond your means, and I appreciate every one of you regardless!



I'm a one-man show. Meaning, I write, film, edit, produce and upload everything myself. But there's only so much time in the day. So in order to pay the bills and make Egotastic FunTime, I have to work my full time job and then get home and work another 6 or 8 hours on the show. Despite what you might think, there's really not much money in making content unless you're a really big channel or have the support of awesome patrons like you. Your monthly tip goes to obtaining the most important commodity required to keep content coming. TIME. All I require to really build my brand and produce content is time. Your contributions help in buying that time that I then use to bring Egotastic FunTime and Talking The Orville to YOU! It's that simple. Your support makes it possible for me to buy the time to get the work done so we can all have an Egotastic FunTime throughout the week. :)


Besides reviews and discussions about The Orville, you can look forward to breaking news and character spotlights as well...

Did I mention that Star Trek is also heavily featured on Egotastic Funtime?
Throughout the year, I'll also be providing a myriad of "one off" episodes that tackle other nerdy things that I like to talk about. 


Sometimes I just want to make fun bits and sketches for you guys!


Let's take a BEHIND-THE-SCENES tour of Egotastic FunTime HQ.

Egotastic FunTime is here to chew ass and kick bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum. You can look forward to even more comedy words like that when you become an Egopatron. I'm JP, the creator/star/writer/cinematographer/superfan/gaffer/bestboy of Egotastic FunTime on the YouTubes.

I like to complain about stuff for your amusement!


I've wanted to be a creator since I was 5 years old. That was the year the cable man showed up to our house and hooked up our first cable box to our television. Ever since then, I've absorbed, thought about and dreamed about entertainment every day of my life. I've always imagined myself being part of something that entertained others. Then I got fat and gave up that dream.

I also love to educate about important issues that effect our daily lives.



Today, I'm still fat but I want to live my dream anyway. Thanks to YouTube and the power of consumer electronics, I've created Egotastic FunTime to help me do that. With your help, EFT can keep growing and hopefully one day become a place that other creators can bring their voices and talents to share with the world as we all work together to have an Egotastic FunTime!

Also, please give me some of your money. That would be really cool, you guys. Give me it.


Tiers
Pledge $1 to become an Egopanion!
$1 or more per month 10 patrons (sold out!)
This $1 donation mostly goes to Patreon in fees as opposed to my channel. But I'm keeping this option for those of you who have already pledged. Please consider going with the $2 pledge to make JP a happy camper! ;)
  • Access To My Patreon Only Stream
  • Access To Patreon Exclusives
  • So much access, you guys
  • Also, I love you 
Now You're Playing With Power!
$2 or more per month 18 patrons
This tier gives you the same access as the previous tier but with the added bonuses of...


  • Unlocked Access To Egotastic FunTime VIP Chatroom
  • Access To JP's Gooey Love Center
  • Access To JP's Anti Banana Ray
  • Congrats. JP now owes you one heartfelt Donkey Hug
$3... NOW ENTERING THE GLORY HOLE!
$3 or more per month 6 patrons
This tier gives you the same access as the previous tier but with the added bonuses of...
  • Unlocked Access To Egotastic FunTime VIP Chatroom
  • Access To JP's Heart
  • Access To JP's Pajamas
  • Congrats. JP now loves you so much. 
Pledge $5 to BUY JP AN ICED COLD BEER
$5 or more per month 15 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- Patron will be privately given a cheer in JP's local pub just before he takes a swig of the beer you bought him. 

Pledge $10 and let's Hug The Donkey!
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- Some creators only include patrons in their thoughts or prayers. JP will now include you in both. You're welcome. 

Pledge $15 or more per month
0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier except you'll be giving me more money. More Money = More Love. (dirty love with a spoonful of hate in the mix)
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier except you'll be giving me more money. More Money = More Love. (this is a groovy kind of love)
Pledge $25 to Engage JP's Quantum Drive
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- JP now owns a good bit of your money. 

Pledge $100 to GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Ok. Stop right there! This is too much. I don't think I can give you enough love to equal this many dollars. You will receive...


-An entire episode dedicated to you!

Goals
$151 of $375 per month
This is the "I'm crapping my pants right now" goal at the moment. This means that, as a creator, I can sleep with a roof over my head at night. Having a safe place to rest one's head after a long day of creating is very important to most people. I consider myself a people and would love to keep my face holes out of the elements when I go night night. Thank you for considering being an Egopanion during my long journey of world domination.
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Hey, Gang! I'm JP and Welcome Back to Talking The Orville on Egotastic FunTime...



Welcome! I'm the creator of Egotastic FunTime and I make comedy videos about pop culture and entertainment. More specifically, my show Talking The Orville is the number one source for news, reviews and commentary about the Fox Scifi smash hit, The Orville. But Star Trek, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Movie & Television news, gaming and more are frequently featured as well. I've released almost 400 videos on YouTube in my spare time but I make a living as a regular guy working a 9 to 5 at a dead end job. I put all of my passion into making Egotastic FunTime and your support really does mean the world to me. 

Besides episode reviews, previews, news, livestreams, fresh times & hard rhymes, I also dive deep into casting announcements and fan theories. All while having an Egotastic FunTime!




I'm very excited to be using Patreon as a way to help build Egotastic FunTime so that I can provide more content more often to fans of the show. I believe in the patronage model and am honored that you want to support what I do! Please consider contributing a dollar or two (or more!) per month so that I can continue to bring you the content you love. Currently, I'm able to upload 2 or 3 videos a week but want to provide you with 4-6 videos a week including livestreams and private group chats. Even if you'd like to contribute for a month or two and then cancel, that's fine with me. I never want to go beyond your means, and I appreciate every one of you regardless!



I'm a one-man show. Meaning, I write, film, edit, produce and upload everything myself. But there's only so much time in the day. So in order to pay the bills and make Egotastic FunTime, I have to work my full time job and then get home and work another 6 or 8 hours on the show. Despite what you might think, there's really not much money in making content unless you're a really big channel or have the support of awesome patrons like you. Your monthly tip goes to obtaining the most important commodity required to keep content coming. TIME. All I require to really build my brand and produce content is time. Your contributions help in buying that time that I then use to bring Egotastic FunTime and Talking The Orville to YOU! It's that simple. Your support makes it possible for me to buy the time to get the work done so we can all have an Egotastic FunTime throughout the week. :)


Besides reviews and discussions about The Orville, you can look forward to breaking news and character spotlights as well...

Did I mention that Star Trek is also heavily featured on Egotastic Funtime?
Throughout the year, I'll also be providing a myriad of "one off" episodes that tackle other nerdy things that I like to talk about. 


Sometimes I just want to make fun bits and sketches for you guys!


Let's take a BEHIND-THE-SCENES tour of Egotastic FunTime HQ.

Egotastic FunTime is here to chew ass and kick bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum. You can look forward to even more comedy words like that when you become an Egopatron. I'm JP, the creator/star/writer/cinematographer/superfan/gaffer/bestboy of Egotastic FunTime on the YouTubes.

I like to complain about stuff for your amusement!


I've wanted to be a creator since I was 5 years old. That was the year the cable man showed up to our house and hooked up our first cable box to our television. Ever since then, I've absorbed, thought about and dreamed about entertainment every day of my life. I've always imagined myself being part of something that entertained others. Then I got fat and gave up that dream.

I also love to educate about important issues that effect our daily lives.



Today, I'm still fat but I want to live my dream anyway. Thanks to YouTube and the power of consumer electronics, I've created Egotastic FunTime to help me do that. With your help, EFT can keep growing and hopefully one day become a place that other creators can bring their voices and talents to share with the world as we all work together to have an Egotastic FunTime!

Also, please give me some of your money. That would be really cool, you guys. Give me it.


Recent posts by Talking The Orville on Egotastic FunTime

Tiers
Pledge $1 to become an Egopanion!
$1 or more per month 10 patrons (sold out!)
This $1 donation mostly goes to Patreon in fees as opposed to my channel. But I'm keeping this option for those of you who have already pledged. Please consider going with the $2 pledge to make JP a happy camper! ;)
  • Access To My Patreon Only Stream
  • Access To Patreon Exclusives
  • So much access, you guys
  • Also, I love you 
Now You're Playing With Power!
$2 or more per month 18 patrons
This tier gives you the same access as the previous tier but with the added bonuses of...


  • Unlocked Access To Egotastic FunTime VIP Chatroom
  • Access To JP's Gooey Love Center
  • Access To JP's Anti Banana Ray
  • Congrats. JP now owes you one heartfelt Donkey Hug
$3... NOW ENTERING THE GLORY HOLE!
$3 or more per month 6 patrons
This tier gives you the same access as the previous tier but with the added bonuses of...
  • Unlocked Access To Egotastic FunTime VIP Chatroom
  • Access To JP's Heart
  • Access To JP's Pajamas
  • Congrats. JP now loves you so much. 
Pledge $5 to BUY JP AN ICED COLD BEER
$5 or more per month 15 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- Patron will be privately given a cheer in JP's local pub just before he takes a swig of the beer you bought him. 

Pledge $10 and let's Hug The Donkey!
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- Some creators only include patrons in their thoughts or prayers. JP will now include you in both. You're welcome. 

Pledge $15 or more per month
0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier except you'll be giving me more money. More Money = More Love. (dirty love with a spoonful of hate in the mix)
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier except you'll be giving me more money. More Money = More Love. (this is a groovy kind of love)
Pledge $25 to Engage JP's Quantum Drive
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
This tier grants you all the same benefits from the previous tier EXCEPT...


- JP now owns a good bit of your money. 

Pledge $100 to GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Ok. Stop right there! This is too much. I don't think I can give you enough love to equal this many dollars. You will receive...


-An entire episode dedicated to you!