E. Harrison is creating songs
musical genius falls on Hard Times
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this will pay more than my job
if i reach 800 dollars a month this will pay more than my dead end godawful minimum wage job. since im still working my dead end godawful minimum wage job and going to school fulltime though i can only promise about two songs a month currently!!!
About
im not jack conte but im doing my best
Location
Richmond, VA, USA
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poor andin possession of a few musical instruments so here is the deal
i will record a cover of any song you can think of for FIVE BUCKS. i will not say no to your song unless it is something i am like, morally repelled by (white power anthems etc). pretty much anything else though! here are some examples
i have an acoustic guitar, vocal cords, a toy piano, and a girlfriend who doesn’t like to sing but is secretly pretty good at it, so i will try to feature as many of those as i can. if you wanna hear other stuff i've done here is a cover of dfa 1979's black history month that ended up ok and a cover of joyce manor's leather jacket that i never got around to really cleaning up. those were just for fun, so yours will probably be better!!
anyway i'm fairly certain that if you contribute five bucks and set your monthly limit at five bucks you're good for that month and it won't charge you until the next month, which during that time you can stop contributing and just keep the song you got for your five us dollars. if you want to keep contributing for other people's songs, it would be super appreciated—obviously you'll have access to all the other stuff that gets requested (whether you contribute or not), which would be neat, but i can't promise to record you another song the next month, as i don't really know how many requests i'll be getting.
also i'm probably gonna put all the covers on bandcamp when i'm done so whether you requested one or not you can listen to all the stuff that ends up getting made. contribute if you can and don't if you can't and either way i love you the end
UPDATE: there's NEW REWARDS!! up to and including:
ANOTHER UPDATE: some people are having trouble figuring out where to request the song!! what you do is once you've "become a patron" (e.g. given me 5 dollars or whatever) there will be a little CONTACT EDDIE button under my head in toilet picture on the left side of the screen. send me a little blip tellin me what you want! its cool AND fun!!
poor andin possession of a few musical instruments so here is the deal
i will record a cover of any song you can think of for FIVE BUCKS. i will not say no to your song unless it is something i am like, morally repelled by (white power anthems etc). pretty much anything else though! here are some examples
- buddup bup bup buhh im lovin it
- anything by kyary
- the boggis bunce and bean song from that movie
- just straight up groaning like injured bruce willis for a full minute
- hey there delilah (no seriously i will do that)
- a song you wrote but you dont really know how it goes yet
- a series of dwayne the rock johnson’s catchphrases over various blues riffs
- AND MORE!!!
i have an acoustic guitar, vocal cords, a toy piano, and a girlfriend who doesn’t like to sing but is secretly pretty good at it, so i will try to feature as many of those as i can. if you wanna hear other stuff i've done here is a cover of dfa 1979's black history month that ended up ok and a cover of joyce manor's leather jacket that i never got around to really cleaning up. those were just for fun, so yours will probably be better!!
anyway i'm fairly certain that if you contribute five bucks and set your monthly limit at five bucks you're good for that month and it won't charge you until the next month, which during that time you can stop contributing and just keep the song you got for your five us dollars. if you want to keep contributing for other people's songs, it would be super appreciated—obviously you'll have access to all the other stuff that gets requested (whether you contribute or not), which would be neat, but i can't promise to record you another song the next month, as i don't really know how many requests i'll be getting.
also i'm probably gonna put all the covers on bandcamp when i'm done so whether you requested one or not you can listen to all the stuff that ends up getting made. contribute if you can and don't if you can't and either way i love you the end
UPDATE: there's NEW REWARDS!! up to and including:
- an entire physical CD-R album, with individual packaging designed and painstakingly drawn by me
a 2004 nissan sentra (used)i crashed it
ANOTHER UPDATE: some people are having trouble figuring out where to request the song!! what you do is once you've "become a patron" (e.g. given me 5 dollars or whatever) there will be a little CONTACT EDDIE button under my head in toilet picture on the left side of the screen. send me a little blip tellin me what you want! its cool AND fun!!