Eli bosnick is creating blogs/videos/prankwars
230

patrons

$664
per thing
Rewards
Thanks
$1 or more per thing 95 patrons
Thanks for supporting the blog/channel. You get nothing...but...BUT...I am grateful and you get acess to this super secret Patron only message board where I'll actually read your comments and stuff.
Patron!
$3 or more per thing 106 patrons
Ok you get it. You get the thing early. The longer version of the thing. The stuff those ONE dollar plebes don't get....one dollar...how dare they right? We're so much better than them. 
Patronos
$7 or more per thing 15 patrons
Ok. Wow. That's like MONEY...i don't...I don't know how to deal with this. YES I DO. You get an extra thing that's just for you every month. Blog. Poem. Video. Something. Why? 7 Dollars a thing that's why. Also you get to pick the topics of things....lucky you.
OK MOM.
$10 or more per thing 20 patrons
So i HIGHLY suspect this is just gonna be my mom but if its anyone that isn't my mom guess what. Were gonna do a google hangout. And you get to come. I'll tell stories. Talk about what's going on. Maybe bring some funny friends. You earned it. 
DAAAAAMMMMN
$20 or more per thing 2 patrons
Ok I have no idea why you think I'm worth 20 dollars a thing but I appreciate it. You do this for 6 months and get all the other stuff PLUS a free swag. Whenever I make a swag...guess what? You get one. T shirt? Boom. Sticker? All yours. Book? Free Signed Copy. that's what. You know what else? Hall of fame. I'm gonna have a whole part of the site for you. People will be like. Woah? Who's that? I should marry that hall of fame patron. Blam. That's how you met your future spouse. 
Fuckbuddy
$100 or more per thing 0 patrons
Nobody gives someone a hundred dollars a thing unless they wanna have sex with them. You can't have sex with me. But you'll be my fuckbudy. I'll call you my fuckbuddy. I'll introduce you to important people...as my fuck buddy...and maybe I'll fuck you...MAYBE...

*for legal reasons I have to say this is a joke*
Goals
$664 of $3,000 per thing
Ok WEIRD ALTERNATE REALITY where I make 3000 dollars a thing. Lets do a national tour. If i'm making 3000 dollars that's obviously something people want so sure. I'll book some theaters. Do a poll dance. Life is apparently insane and I'm living a dream so why not. Live tour.
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Rewards
Thanks
$1 or more per thing 95 patrons
Thanks for supporting the blog/channel. You get nothing...but...BUT...I am grateful and you get acess to this super secret Patron only message board where I'll actually read your comments and stuff.
Patron!
$3 or more per thing 106 patrons
Ok you get it. You get the thing early. The longer version of the thing. The stuff those ONE dollar plebes don't get....one dollar...how dare they right? We're so much better than them. 
Patronos
$7 or more per thing 15 patrons
Ok. Wow. That's like MONEY...i don't...I don't know how to deal with this. YES I DO. You get an extra thing that's just for you every month. Blog. Poem. Video. Something. Why? 7 Dollars a thing that's why. Also you get to pick the topics of things....lucky you.
OK MOM.
$10 or more per thing 20 patrons
So i HIGHLY suspect this is just gonna be my mom but if its anyone that isn't my mom guess what. Were gonna do a google hangout. And you get to come. I'll tell stories. Talk about what's going on. Maybe bring some funny friends. You earned it. 
DAAAAAMMMMN
$20 or more per thing 2 patrons
Ok I have no idea why you think I'm worth 20 dollars a thing but I appreciate it. You do this for 6 months and get all the other stuff PLUS a free swag. Whenever I make a swag...guess what? You get one. T shirt? Boom. Sticker? All yours. Book? Free Signed Copy. that's what. You know what else? Hall of fame. I'm gonna have a whole part of the site for you. People will be like. Woah? Who's that? I should marry that hall of fame patron. Blam. That's how you met your future spouse. 
Fuckbuddy
$100 or more per thing 0 patrons
Nobody gives someone a hundred dollars a thing unless they wanna have sex with them. You can't have sex with me. But you'll be my fuckbudy. I'll call you my fuckbuddy. I'll introduce you to important people...as my fuck buddy...and maybe I'll fuck you...MAYBE...

*for legal reasons I have to say this is a joke*