Emily Yates, Eventual Ukulele Superstar is creating Music & Videos & Writings
7

patrons

$24
per month
Hello, future patrons! I've made this Patreon page because, shockingly, snarky folk songs and stories are not cash cows. I want to keep writing them and making fun videos for you, and the more support you give me, the more I can do so. You all warm my heart on a regular basis by watching my videos, sharing my songs and assuring me you will definitely read these stories I'm writing. By pledging here, you'll not only be the first to hear all the new songs and read all my new writings, but you'll also be helping to make them possible. With your pledges, I'll be able to write and record my songs, go on tour, make pro videos, eventually publish a book, and basically do all the things musicians and writers do, without having to grovel at the feet of any industry bigwigs. Because of YOU!
Rewards
Be My Patron!
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
  • Exclusive access to my patron-only stream
  • First listen and look at new songs, videos and stories!
  • Access to patron-only streaming web concerts!
  • Chances to give me your opinions about what I'm working on!
Music & Merch Discount
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
All the $1 rewards, plus
• Discounted music & merch, including Try Not To Be A Dick stickers, koozies and CDs
• Early downloads of songs as soon as they're released!
Voicemail Greeting
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Want me to snarkily greet people who call you? I'll record a voicemail greeting just for you!
  • Custom voicemail greeting
  • Plus all previous rewards
Name In The Credits
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
As a patron, you'll be recognized for making my work possible.
  • Credits on an upcoming video
  • Plus all previous rewards
All the Everything!
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
All the above rewards, plus
• I'll send you actual CDs of any of my albums you want
• Free Try Not To Be A Dick stickers (up to 24 per year)
• Special shout-out in the liner notes of my next album
• Special shout-out in the eventual book form of my stories
Goals
$24 of $2,000 per month
At $2,000 pledged per song/video/story, once I have recovered from fainting, I will release an album on vinyl, and it will sound so, so good. I'll also release an audiobook, so you don't have to strain your poor eyes to read my stories.
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Hello, future patrons! I've made this Patreon page because, shockingly, snarky folk songs and stories are not cash cows. I want to keep writing them and making fun videos for you, and the more support you give me, the more I can do so. You all warm my heart on a regular basis by watching my videos, sharing my songs and assuring me you will definitely read these stories I'm writing. By pledging here, you'll not only be the first to hear all the new songs and read all my new writings, but you'll also be helping to make them possible. With your pledges, I'll be able to write and record my songs, go on tour, make pro videos, eventually publish a book, and basically do all the things musicians and writers do, without having to grovel at the feet of any industry bigwigs. Because of YOU!

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Rewards
Be My Patron!
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
  • Exclusive access to my patron-only stream
  • First listen and look at new songs, videos and stories!
  • Access to patron-only streaming web concerts!
  • Chances to give me your opinions about what I'm working on!
Music & Merch Discount
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
All the $1 rewards, plus
• Discounted music & merch, including Try Not To Be A Dick stickers, koozies and CDs
• Early downloads of songs as soon as they're released!
Voicemail Greeting
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Want me to snarkily greet people who call you? I'll record a voicemail greeting just for you!
  • Custom voicemail greeting
  • Plus all previous rewards
Name In The Credits
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
As a patron, you'll be recognized for making my work possible.
  • Credits on an upcoming video
  • Plus all previous rewards
All the Everything!
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
All the above rewards, plus
• I'll send you actual CDs of any of my albums you want
• Free Try Not To Be A Dick stickers (up to 24 per year)
• Special shout-out in the liner notes of my next album
• Special shout-out in the eventual book form of my stories